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What was the middle one again? Oh yeah. Two sugars mother. I'm coming down from the roof. Is the tv on? Where's my coat, the bank shuts at noon. Have you considered the possibility that you may indeed be stark staring bonkers? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Begin by gettin' your narrow little ass off the fence and make a commitment. If you want it bad enough, it'll happen. You'll make sure of that. Good luck, Jedi. PS Obi Wan...the force is meek and crap in this one. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Fuck me! Save us all from amateurs. Please edit to remove the blatant site reference. Hugh Dumbass. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

BASE jumpers are generally lazy and therefore fatter than skydivers. Skydivers are more scared and want to get to the ground quicker. Skydivers generally don't have a penis so they're lighter, hence the smaller canopy. Skydiving canopies are smaller so they can fly close together and hold hands for comfort. It's fashionable to have a container which could barely hold a childs lunch hidden between your narrow assed shoulder blades while skydiving. Skydivers are wannabees and generally unsuccessful, unkempt and unwashed. Base jumpers can afford the extra 'silk' since they don't have to pay for their altitude. Skydivers don't want a large canopy to detract from their flowery jumpsuit. Neon never really went out of style when they 80s finished at the DZ. Skydivers are too weak to carry a large canopy due to their poor diet of franks and soda. Any more for any more? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Yes. High rise window washers. Alright, that was a cheap shot. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

"............also I found it most strange that also some peoples canopy control was a little bit suspect........................ madness I say! madness!! " A curious observation from a current gimp. I guess you landed perfectly and then broke your own leg with your bare hands ,across your other knee in a frenzy of euphoria. Get well soon beeyartch $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Close mate, nice try. You lost count at some point but nice recovery. This thread can't last long. Are you ok Tom? Let someone know you're alive, we're worried. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

And before anyone else get there first...the best ciggies to use are Marlburls. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=662162;search_string=atle;t=search_engine#662162 This thread discussed Atle's trou and there's a pic in one of the posts. Should give you everything you need. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Johnny, And you told me you didn't have much of a sense of humor. Shame on you. That's a classic. Skin, always JUF#1 (M"T"K#1 too) $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

50% huh? That's like every second word. Let's put it to the test? I your think penis you is understand very just small fine. Get back to me on that one. Best wishes, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I didn't lose it. It just rotted down to a stump thanks to the Darlington crack hoes. If you look closely you can still see it, although I'd advise against that due to the fetid emissions. You've got time yet buddy. If you continue to violate quadrapeds then your card's marked too.

Buy a pack of cigarettes and make your own. Don't worry about the mesh. Since the ciggies make up approx 50% of the cost you could always bum one and cut the price further. Credit to Atle Dahl for this design. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Try not to hit yourself in the penis. I hear there's a lot of that going around. News from my hometown: http://www.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/the_north_east/news/NEWS3.html And people still ask me why I moved to the US. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

If you're going to use a sail slider make sure it's the correct design for the canopy. Your canopy manufacturer will be able to provide / advise. Remember, any kind of opening (hard / soft / unlubricated) is preferable to no opening at all. Right, Mac? Remember 813 is not current with openings of any kind. He's at home on the couch beating it like it owes him money. Nothing wrong with mesh. It would at least prepare you for the schwacking to expect on the big stuff. Cowboy up! $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Try fucking the other end... This technique works for all kinds of things including bulls and girlies $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Hard as nails. Nice work fella Just goes to show that the huervos grandes that got you into trouble yesterday can be put to excellent use today. Outstanding! Hard as nails, dude. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I always push my student off the platform if the wind is going down the wire. There are many instances when applying an unconventional strategy is required. In my case (and there are many who will attest to this) my packing techniques leave a little to be desired. The theory is fine, I'm just so cack handed that I can't execute the application of the theory too well. On the basis that my packing will give an off heading deployment regardless of wind, body position or the standard 60" cotton and polyester mix (optimized at 40 /60) pilot chute I have no hesitation whatsover in kicking the bitch off (usually on the 2 of 3,2,1 cya for added surprise). On one occasion I even threw the rig down after the asshole to give him a fighting chance. BASE is easy. The only battle you need to win is the mental one and people like me can help out with induced exiting techniques. Once you overcome the fear you're done. Any asshole can fall off an object and hit the floor. All you need to do is pull. Remember, slacken your leg loops, undo your chest strap and punch out that exit to allow differentiation between you and the object for the video. That's all there is to it. Good luck! $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Especially with a 16 foot tall lug hanging underneath. I believe that's 5 separate beatings I've earned now. One day Tree's gonna catch up with me and I'll get swatted. You know I'm only funnin', right Tree? A gentle pounding should be enough. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

wrong sport. and how would you like for me to show my gratitude? Let us ride your old lady. OK Tom, I surrender. Delete me. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Yeah, but you are an extremely stupid bastard Mac.... Exactly. Who the hell talked you into doing that shit? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Very well said. Hopefully we can shelve this one for a while. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

PM on it's way. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Awesome is an overused word in our world. Not necessarily inapplicable but overused all the same. At the risk of wearing the word thin completely...that, my friends, is truly awesome. The last time I saw something that ballsy (other than one-legged Steve doing the same) it was fucking another elephant. Respect is due. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Hey Tom, is that for real? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.