Skinflicka

I always thought #428 was a man's man and you just told him he had a "slot at the front". Fightin' talk where I come from... Cya in Novemby boys. S. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Hey Faber, I'll bet Narcimund has some close-ups of an exit from the rear which he's used hand-held. Trust this helps, Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

You get lucky last night under the influence of Mars? Nice one bra'. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Narcimund, This is a self-regulating group. For a simple fix to this unacceptable behaviour just paste the names of the jumpers in question on this board and Blinc. S'easy. Skin $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I strongly advise against a French BASE rig. It'll let you go in alone and then try to divide what's left with ze germans. Oh I'm having a great time lately. Keep 'em comin'. Pisstaker. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I just checked out the website. What a load of hippy crap! Shit like that should stay underground. Feel free to "express yourself" in the desert my gallic friend but the express I'll take is the Fixed Object Express. Hippes don't even make for good target practice. Painting their bodies for higher visibility is like having a deer wear a neon vest with a target in the middle of it's ass. Even a frenchman could shoot one, if he could ever figure out how to use the pointy stick that goes BANG. Remember the pointy stick from the war? In fun, Frogpoker $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Funny color for a guys shoe. Kinda small too. You know what they say... S. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Please don't name sites. I'm going to jump site#123456 next thursday at 4:46 pm. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Way too small dude. A nice big fat boy like you should have 300+ above him. Think very carefully about planning for a water landing. It could be the difference between driving home and getting a ride in the ice-cream van. Just because it's pitched as a "beginner object" doesn't mean you can't fall foul to the many dangers. W.V. rocks are hard and pointy too. Be safe. Skin. PS you can swim, right? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Of course it will. Why do you think they call me Skinflicka? S. PS The LZ can be pretty hairy. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I started when Skypunk pushed me off a big stick. I could take you to an object called "my boner" for your first jump. It's big stick too. Do I win a prize? Fun n hugs Skin $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

"Ok you valley wannabe poser plane jumpin high pullin two chute wearin AAD equiped sissy fruitbooter. Nice talking with you. " Succinct and to the point. Salut. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

It's commonly accepted that girlies shouldn't wear pants at all least of all purple ones. Freeflygodess? Are you related to Felix? Do you like cats? Skin $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Sir 311, I can't help you with the chainsaws and I don't have that many friends but I do know a guy who can provide such a service with purple DaKine pants and a rake. Try posting on Blinc. Will that suffice? Love n hugs, Skin

I've found myself waking up in that wet spot many times but I wasn't dreaming about BASE. Frodo, don't think so much. Just get to it. Skin. PS remember to wear a rig though. PPS and to go on a first jump course. PPPS and to seek a suitable mentor first. pppps and hone your rigging skills ppppps and (stomach strength permitting) get 150 skydives (no purple pants) pppppps etc... Good luck. Bedwetter. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Sir, I'm humbled by the dimensions of your impressive erection. Nice picture of an antenna too. Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

So there really is a condition described by the words "Adult Attention Deficit Disorder". A new object is one you haven't jumped before. Think hard. Grit your teeth, pull a funny face if necessary. Think...do you recognize the object from your log book? Too much brainwork...meltdown. Duuuuhhhhh! If you go to Walmart on your bike for the first time do you claim to have been on an expedition? I refer you Skinflicka's Five Year Olds rule. If you're unsure...ask a 5 year old. They'll tell you without a moment of doubt that you were on the same object. A different exit point maybe but the same object nonetheless. Nice post if only to kill some time and confuse the skydivers. Question: How many skydivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer : Irrelevent since skydivers never get laid cos they're too busy wearing girly purple DaKine pants. Who the fuck wears purple pants anyway? Get back to the eighties where you belong, all of you. Boooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeddd. Luv n hugs Shitkicker. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I can't even be bothered to take an elevator to 2000'. I'm getting off at 400. What the hell are those funny square things with the holes in anyway? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I've heard that most BASE jumpers from the Carolinas are underhung. Of course it's nothing more than rumor and I know they make up for it in the dimensions of their marbles. I myself have 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule... Playfully, Skinfull $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

This is rediculous. Somebody get this man an S. Outrageous! $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Now that I think... If we're diggin' up the past...you wanna explain how you fucked up that car driving to the crypt that time. Strangely your story and your crew's didn't jive. You said you lost your head. Your crew said you were gaining some and that's why you biffed. The truth must come out. BTW the Gash incident was sponsored by WalMart as I understand it. Felix was late due to a shortage of kitty litter. Looking forward to turkey time dude. Can't wait to see you again, you nutball. Give 8" of my love to your fine woman... Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Now we both know it wasn't that him did that. I know that because we both know who did it. Cya at Turkey time hopefully, Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

It's a sad day for terrestrial deities. In what can only be described as a "tradgedy for humanity", America saw first hand the terrible consequences of poor preparation for a BASE jumper. A lack of personality coupled with a silly accent resulted in a catastrophic exit for the Austrian hunk with the curiously feline moniker, from NBC's Cupid reality show. The show portrayed an eerie parallel with Felix's stunt career when he was rejected by his peers (3 needy chicks in that case but this wasn't expected to bear close scrutiny). Felix's legacy remains with us and can be seen at he "UberSkyGod Museum" situated in the garden shed of Felix's childhood home in Ichtenbruhaubergunthensteinburg, Austria. Don't take it personally Felix. We're just jealous. No, really. Love, Skin PS Your parents like cats...? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

For a "God of the Skies" (for best effect say this out loud with a crap Arnie Schwart...ger accent) That's a pretty obnoxious claim given that I'm still the record holder (8' 3 1\4" from my shed roof). He may be a nice guy (?) but he's experienced enough to have rid himself of the naivety around press manipulation. and he's named after a cat... Love Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3106147.stm Looks like Felix leads a charmed life. I'd have thought he'd have choked on his ego by now. "I want to be know as the God of the skies"? You're named after a cat. Much love, Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.