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On Crank. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Hey Quade, You're absolutely right. There is a virus attached but it's attached to the dollars not the posts. May I suggest you all get a prescription of Zovirax or some other herpes treatment prior to opening your envelopes. Hopefully this will save me some cash. I have already issued $294 in authographed bills in the 36 hours since the post was made. My sores are almost out of pus. Enjoy your breakfasts, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

You'd have to get get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart young Tom. Sobriety helps too. Now that I'm jacked up on coffee... I'm down to my last 5 bucks. Fortunately I have a subscription to my local flesh club and they dance for chips (poker not potato - that would be too cool). To answer half of Greeny's point, here on DZ.com you always (ok then usually) know why your post has been deleted. You know cuz the rules are written at the top of the page (Before you Post). I have fallen foul of this mechanism many times. In truth, I am possibly the worst offender. That said, I usually do receive a written ear-slapping from Tom explaining, in terms even I can understand, why the post was removed. From Blinc, which I used to be the #1 fan of, my posts just disappeared. Very rude. I suspect the hayday of the Base Board has passed. I'd love to be proven wrong though. Love and best wishes to one and all. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

By the way...I'm rediculously and quite dangerously drunk (again). Well...it IS monday! $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Exciting stuff, this has been almost five minutes and the hammer still hasn't come down. Tom...Tom...Are you ok? Tom...someone call 911...Tom's down...CPR...Help, Spence...find someone who's willing to kiss Tom who knows CPR... And not a personal attack in sight. Now that's a world I wanna live in.

By the way, that was not a personal attack. I was merely complimenting the leguminous Mr KPotatoson. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Here's a picture of Mick Knutson with a potato in his speedos. You've got balls Mick. Too bad they're a magnitude bigger than your leather-headed womb-ferret. Delete that! An autographed dollar to anyone who can send me a screen shot of this post (limit 1 per person). Have at it... $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Let's see it Vrankie boy. Whack it out! Expectantly, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

EM theory says that if you're dead centre of the antenna then the radiation is zero. The only problem is that only 1 nut can be dead centre at a time. Unless you're well practiced in walnut stacking theory... Good luck. Give my best wishes to your grandchildren, in fact give them a big kiss on each head from me. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I can't believe there are surgens in the world that are so unscrupulous. What is the world coming to? In protest I think that the guys should all get penis reduction operations. How would you like that chicky? Huh? Not so appealing? Penis reductions it is then...but, me being me...I'd like to use a speech I've used on Jimmy Kensill at so many exit points ..."You first Muthafucka..." Happy sunday, save the rack, ForeSkin (soon to be reduced). $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

[reply ]How fast did you count on your 1st/early ones? Now listen up Nevilman. I'll have you know I took a deep and solid 11 on my first jump (600' A). How dare you cast doubt on the size of my huervos? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Yeah, Woolight. Just kidding. Most liquid detergents in the UK are an equivalent. For some reason US laundry products almost all contain bleach. Great for removing the brown stripes in your skivvies but not so great for your black, silk Welsh Lederhosen (this is not a personal attack on anyone who is black, the textile industry or men who blow on large, phallic alpine horns so please don't delete the post). Isn't their a detergent for nappies called Snuggles or something? Anything you can use with babies is probably mild enough. Be sure to read the label just in case. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

He must've been counting real quick. That actually adds to the danger. One stutter and it's lights out. What a trooper! $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

ME DA HOE? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

One liners...talk back...educational thread...aaaaaarrrrrrggghhhh...quick, Tom's having a heart attack, get the defibriliator...he's not responding...get the ass vibrator...aha that's the ticket. Are you ok Tom? Tom? Dr Skin. PS Let's see how ling this one lasts... $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Oh my God...comedy overload...can't breathe...falling...hee hee...ouch! You guys. I'm so proud. Awesome! $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Hey pup, I agree that skydiving gear is safe when used properly. Given your experience level it's hardly surprising that you're comfortable with it. It just has more chance of not getting used properly (in general - I guess) and if it works at BD then maybe it'll work at the antenna down the street etc...Where is the line drawn? As far as mandatory helmets, gear etc. I think that the BD organizers should get to do whatever it takes to hold the event and it's their call. You can jump if you want to abide by the rules. If not, be the rogue bandit that you are and jump something else illegally but equipped as you please... I guess that's .04 now. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I'd say that the last thing a new jumper needs is to increase his chance of additional excitement by using skydiving gear which is more likely to provide exactly that. BASE gear for BASE. You wouldn't use a penguin as a tuxedo just cos they look similar. Just my .02 (as the Hydrocodone kicks in following this mornings root canal). Stay safe if not sane. Skin $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Not much difference between teachers and motivational speakers (both regurgitate old shit) and not much difference between a pilot and a Greyhound driver. Discuss... Seconds out, round two. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Nah, beat him first. As Buddman says "call it stupid tax". $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

You've obviously never seen any of my video. I'll post it somewhere with a link later this weekend. It's hilarious. I jump off one cliff and almost make it to the other side of the canyon. For me, running and jumping is a more natural approach. I can usually get sufficient separation after a 2 second delay to not care too much if I get a 180 (providing conditions are still) since I have enough time to deal with it. This provides a relaxed exit and a relaxed exit is more likely (IMHO) to be a stable exit. It's an acquired taste I guess... Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

News just in... you don't die playing Lacrosse. Apples with apples, dude. You don't get high just by smokin' pot. There's an initiation. Earn it. Any asshole can fall off a bridge. This is BASE. There's a plethora of skills to learn. The exit is the easy part. Food for though. Be safe. Skin. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

[reply I'd rather spend eight hours hotwiring the elevator (so I can ride it forever), than two and a half hours climbing. Hypothetically. Right Tom? I'm sure you're not advocating the vandalism of property or suggesting the use of B&E to gain access to an object on a public forum. Lets keep it legal, right kids? Piously, Skin PS If anyone finds a wrap of coke in a crack at the top of Stinky Sock then please retrieve and mail it back to me.Appreciate it. Thanks, S. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

If you had the coordination and judgement of Sonny Bono - yes they should. His careful consideration of consequences led him to shack up with Miss Shagplasty. PS I would never admit to my family that I score turkey. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

But an important one nonetheless. S. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.