Skinflicka

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  1. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Just as well given that this is the initial point of contact during most of your landings. Trust all is well bro'. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  2. You didn't figure out the value after like...page 4 and you kept reading? I guess you took the medical managers job cuz you wuzzn't smart 'nuff to be a doktor. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  3. Skinflicka

    Poem

    Not bad! pretty damn good, in fact.
  4. Jimmy Kensill's underpants. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  5. Ref. Bio's thread. Interesting reading given the conversation here...
  6. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Tom, please delete this login name. Faber has obviously signed up for a second account which I believe is against the rules. Perhaps we should chip in to buy the big feller a spell checker and a tricycle to get him off the little bus. And btw, don't put the pipe or bottle down just pass them over here. Congrats to Yuri on his nuvonym (did I just invent that term?) Keep those bios coming kiddies. This is the most entertainment I've had since the top-secret dwarf juggling expedition to Reno...
  7. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Marg (hee hee), I owe you an apology. In the interests of sincerity I thought I'd make it a public one. We are clearly opposites. I myself am dangerously under-educated. I didn't even graduate high school, no GED, nothing...pathetic really! I could've been a lawyer. I fear that you have no use for my respect after my callous comments but, for what it's worth, you gain more respect from me by being a BASE jumper by default than any other form of foodivore, including that pretentious shite Jared from the Subway commercials. You may fly a 293 but you'll always be a size 55 in my book. You're not just fat, Marg...you're phat! Dairy Queen and ground crew on me. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  8. Skinflicka

    Bio

    So much for the preconceived notions pet peeve. I'd say the difficulty in getting over obstacles would be fairly high. eg, fence, wall, donut left in the middle of the road etc. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  9. Skinflicka

    Turkey Boogie

    Sadly not this year as, currently, I don't have a pot to piss in . Next year without a doubt.
  10. Skinflicka

    Turkey Boogie

    I'm going if Jenn's going. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  11. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Is that longest in time or distance? And who was the man holding it? It's dark and lonely in that closet, surely. Come on out...Will & Grace is on TV and there's some Creme de Menthe in the kitchen. Erections lasting over 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical assistance...naughty monkey. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  12. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Ah, Jenn. I've blown my chance (and my wad - in anticipation). Too, too bad. I'd still like to see the nekkid pics though, kid. Please oblige. I promise not to post them on Consumption Junction. Thank you your hotness, $kin (currently looking like Kurt Russel in Tombstone with the huge beaver sweeper). $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  13. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Chad...You are fast becoming the most quotable BASE jumper I know. I think I'm going to have this one tattooed on my arm. I can't wait to meet you bra' I almost pissed myself readin this one. I had a shit day and you almost made me puke laughing dude. Thanks forever, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  14. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Jase “Skinflicka” Robinson Age: 34 Height and weight: 5’9", 160-215 lbs depending on injuries and time of year. Currently 195 and falling. Birthplace: Biohazard dumpster behind Darlington Memorial Hospital in England. Marital status: Married to my wife. 15 year old stepdaughter who acts just like I do. Occupation: Mechanical Engineer, philanthropist, bon viveur. Hobbies: Pornography, BASE jumping, motorcycles, cars, redneck stuff, imitating peoples annoying accents, crank calling, breaching security, being walked by my pitbull, Diesel, Ice Hockey, Hold ‘em, fixing up my house, irritating those in positions of arbitrary authority. Involving myself in long, eloquent tirades that result in many people becoming very upset at me. It's sadly the only true talent that I have. Harness and container: Perigee II by the venerable Adam Filipino, Odyssey FX by someone who can’t tell the difference between red and purple embroidery. Not a bad rig though. Parachute: Black Jack 280, Mojo 280 Consolidated Rigging. Home dropzone: I don’t skydive. I don’t look good in pink and the girls are mean to me. If I wanted to hold hands with other men I’d move to San Francisco. Records or awards: I have been awarded a solid criminal record. Pet peeves: People who ask what you did this week and you tell them and they’re like “nuh huh…you didn’t do that…you’re a bullshitter” and you’re like “yuh huh, I did you piece of shit” and then you have to go and kill his kid's pet rabbit in retaliation. People who say “Why can’t I get a job like that” and I go “cuz you’re too fucking dumb, dickhead. Why didn’t you work harder at school? What the fuck did you think I was doing while you sat sniffing solvent behind the bike shed, you freak!” People who wait for life to happen to them and then complain when they get tetanus or diphtheria. Rank Twat. Favorite moments Lassoing the faucet with your cock while asking the black guy at the next urinal about racial stereotypes. What is your favorite quote? “Rings don’t plug holes”…Jimmy Kensill What is your philosophy on life? Laugh it up. It won’t last long, muthafukka. What is something most people don’t know about you? I’m arachnaphobic. I’m zoologically well hung. I’ve probably slept with someone you know. Who has inspired you in BASE jumping? Jimmy Kensill, Justin McClellan, Skypunk, Mike McCurdy, Mark Meadows, Steve Redinbo, Joe Hallacey. Tom Aiello for being the anti-Skin, Dwain, Yuri, Sean and Craig for starting the whole thing off, Mick Knutson for teaching me the lost art of LZ grooming. Jimmy Pouchert and Hank Caylor for proving even the geeks can get a hot chick. John Woody for being passionate about fishing and BASE jumping at the same time. Gardner and Earl, John Vincent for making black hair hip again, Rick & Joy, Nick DG for unparalleled wisdom, Motherhucka (unrelenting hardcore renegade), Tree (for being made of wood), Hanne Skanky (probably spelled wrong) for being a genuine superhero for girls, and some bloke called Carl who I never got to meet but wish I had...There are many more. In fact, you all amaze me. Every time I meet you all I think "What a fucking nutcase!" and you keep coming, and you don't get any less wierd and you make me laugh like a kid and that's SO cool. Salut! What is your most memorable BASE jumping moment? Landing on the Cincinnati Convention Center roof after some line twists robbed me of altitude on prom night. The screams of the kids in the street as I left the building. The screams of the mounted policemen who’s horses were spooked by the kids screaming. Being asked in the elevator if we were the band by some fuckwit (even though we were wearing parachutes). Jumping down 25 feet onto the concrete skyway and landing like fucking spiderman in front of a horrified security guard. Running like a bitch cos I didn’t want to get busted. Being picked up by Meadows' girlfriend like she was out grocery shopping. Describe Skin in five words or less: What an asshole! Comic Relief. I BASE jump because It's subversive, annoying to the authoritariat, outrageous, dangerous, and impressive to the chicks I used to show the video to which gave me an excuse to have a video camera in the room. Rock on. Cya on the internet baby! Hey, Jenn Dumblondski. You look pretty hot. How about a session? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  15. Skinflicka

    Bio

    You first big boy. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  16. Skinflicka

    Bio

    Nudge. More bios please. You phreaques are pretty interesting. Please include nekkid pics if you're a chick. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  17. Skinflicka

    Religion & BASE

    " ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah..." - Monty Python. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  18. Skinflicka

    Why BASE?

    If you feel a sharp smack and the lights go out forever...you're not very good. Not all experiences need a metric to determine that they're valuable. Stick with it, grasshopper...you may find illumination. Best of luck, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  19. Bad crack, mate. There's a lesson to be learned in one of the things that turned out well but could've made this even more messy. The fact that your crew had the ability to extract you from the situation by removing the obstacle shows the need for contingency to be well planned. Everyone should think about this on every jump. If it goes bad, will you be able to be extracted without waiting for medical assistance or rescue by the authorities? What happens if you land in that tree? What happens if someone lands in the tree and loses consciousness? What if you all get injured? Will your GC be able to handle the full load? I know this is just for shits n grins but there are consequences and they are far reaching in most cases. Sorry to hear about the job too. I guess that's what you can expect from the pencil-necked bean counters. Be careful out there. It's close to the ground and someone might get hurt. Heal fast, Mac. Best wishes, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  20. Skinflicka

    Opps . . .

    You're paranoid. You'd do more mischief by strangling someone with your goggles. When I was in the CIA we were taught to kill using our dentures. Oh no, what if Osama reads this? What a fool I've been...weakening the coutry's defenses...etc. I use a machete instead of a hook knife so I doubt I pose a threat to the airlines. I certainly won't be much of a threat after the first time I use it. Looking forward to that day... $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  21. Holy shit! Hard as nails bro'. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  22. They're all the same. Basically you can get away without getting caught by already having your rig on (Slider down, 46" PC, expect to take 20+ seconds freefall to clear the overhangs) in your car. As soon as the bus full of old codgers arrive have your ground crew honk an air horn at the opposite end of the parking lot. Wait 30 or 40 seconds for them to turn their heads (codgers are annoyingly slow - like Welshmen but without the sheep) then run off the edge while they're distracted. You need to grit your teeth and take a solid 20 or it's all for naught. Good luck PS if you bump into Jochen, the rollerblading German butt-sniper give him my regards. I left him at the top of the North trail but he may have made his way back down to Phantom ranch to solicit some new blood by now. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  23. Nugget of the century. Right there...I called it. Dammit man...that's the schnizzle...As usual. I'd hate to see what people will write on mine. Pissed up, over worked and, as ever, over hung $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  24. Looks like Nick D.G. changed his login and his avatar. Nice work. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
  25. I thought it was a magnificent post. Full of heart-felt admiration.