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  1. the most attention seeking shirt I have seen is the "Will pack for crack" shirt that one gets lots of attention
  2. I am in too, I have three alvocodos that need eating sitting in my fridge...
  3. but you said you paid taxes? What is it? j It was just a way to get people all pissy and start talking about why health care is important to have. I am from Texas and well I did get sick and I did take a ride in the ambulance and I did get a copy of the ambulance bill which was paid by the insurance, being that I wasn't at home and all...I really did just want to see what people had to say about illegals and health care in general, cause it is fun and I haven't pissed any one off in a while...and hopefully it helps someone out there to get off their lazy butt and get health care instead of buying their meth or next jump ticket....I know I am cruel and heartless but it is so much fun....but it is true that hospitals and health care facitlities over charge and it is because of illegals that over crowd the system and don't pay....but truthfully we have been through alot of health stuff this past year and a half and well it really sucks that hospitals have to charge so much money for things to compinsate for those people who sneak in here and drive wages down and the economy and raises up the price of health care.
  4. I don't know if it cause I am a native Texan or because I really hate Claifornia and miss Texas sooooo much, but this brought me to tears. So I thought I would share it with ya'll...since I am done having my fun with rufflling tail feathers....Well I am fixin' to cook my younguns some luch so enjoy... Texans in Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Survivor Texas Style Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Texas Soldier A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune, "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban soldiers!" The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out, "One Texas soldier is better than one hundred Taliban soldiers! Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texan voice calls out again, "One Texas soldier is better than one thousand Taliban soldiers!" The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!!"
  5. I was picking my oldest up from school and the nurse saw me pass out and she called. The principal called a friend who was on my son's emergancy card to pick up the kids. I told everyone to please just let me go home, but they insisted. The EMT had come into my room later at the hospital to sign things off and he was the one who suggested that I say I was Canadian. He actually cared about his patient. Later I saw him in the store and I thanked him and I found out he was the one who took care of Derek's twin who happend to have serious heart problems and didn't make it. He was life flighted to another hospital and died in the care of that EMT. I think that flight more than covered for my hospital bill....let alone my complicated pregnancy and Derek's surgery and doctor's visits. Also, my hubby and I have not jumped since April 2004 because of medical expenses with Derek and my pregnancy. I was only with/out insurance for 7 months. I am now covered because we are now married. I will remeber the next time I see someone hook it in I'll call them a cab. being that most skydivers don't have insurance. Also if you care more about money than the people you take care of, you need another job.
  6. they are trying and trying and trying to get the governator to sign saying that illegals can get drivers licesnse because supposablly it will allow them to get insurance on the cars they drive here...which is BS if they are visting they can get temp insurance, but in reality the DL will allow them to vote and get jobs and such and not to mention terrorists getting their hands on them and such....but it is "racist" to not let them....umm yeah ok...I don't see how protecting ones rights and country is racsist...but if so...damn I am going to hell proablly will cause I can't spell any
  7. In Cali...more than me I suppose, they can go to the hospital for free and get ambulance rides for free, they even are trying to let them have drivers licenses and such for free....they get jobs and since they accept less money for jobs they drive down the economy, they get all kinds of state aid and housing help and all kinds of stuff that we pay taxes for but we don't get to use....I was pretty sick and I probably could have died not getting help but since I had no insurance they stick in on my credit report which brings down my score and pervents me from buying homes getting credit cards, and getting apartments and such, but they can just say well I can not pay and nothing really happens to them. Infact when they commit other crimes (their first crime is being here illegally in the first place) they just get deported back to wherever they came from, most of the time. So they have a lot more rights than citizens...or perhaps I just listen to talk radio tooo much and have been seriously brain washed.... mmmmm.....probablly brainwashed..... Seriously All that I said was just a big ol joke any ways....just to get some people steamed up cause it is fun! BWhahahaha edited to add: but I did go to the hospital and take an ambulance ride and yes my views are still pretty much the same as far as illegals getting free health care....but I was smart when I went into ambualnce and hospital and told them up front that they were not getting paid and I have no social and to kiss my Canadian butt....
  8. yep I did and it worked and well it is fair because I do pay taxes after all... and I have called on lots of medical bills from that same one day need and none will settle...had I been an insurance company they would settle for just what medicare will pay for but they wouldn't I also tried to get medicad or what ever from the state and they said no. It wasn't my fault for getting sick and I am a stay at home mom, so no insurance there and being that I just got married and wasn't married when this happen hubby's insurance is only for legal marriages not common law, so I didn't have insurance....I really only wrote them to be funny and well it just so happend to work and since it did I am ain't going to go back and pay them when I wouldn't have to had I really been illegally here.
  9. ya know I would have just driven myself, but I had a 104+ temp and was very incoherent and didn't ask to be put in the ambulance and I do pay my taxes that cover such costs for illegals to get free medical attention, not to mention they crowd ERs with runny noses and colds and actually harm others by being there that need quicker medical attention. I only wrote it on their because it is really unfair that illegals have way more rights than citizens do and well frankly I do think it is fair after all to not have to pay, when I pay taxes and that is what should cover EMTs and what not any ways. Besides it was just a joke any ways, and they are the ones who agreed to it, not me. They could have wrote back that I still need to pay and perhaps in another life I would, but really $900 for something I didn't ask for and was forced to take sure does seem a bit steep...I am sure if I was an insurance company I could have bardered for $50 just like the stupid hospital bill I got for it as well. I did not ask to get sick nor did I ask to be taken care of but being that if I hadn't I would have died then I guess the illegals have more of a right to live then....this is starting to sound like it needs to go to another I'll stop....I was just saying that it is such crap when you are caught without insurance is all
  10. oh I know I was just pointing out life in SoCal. trying to be sily
  11. my fav, but I am biased any ways...
  12. depends, do pink houses bother you? How about 5 families living in one house and non speak english so when Santa Ana's knock over fence you can't talk to any of them, let alone have them pay half to fix fence. Or neighbors who turn two car garage into meth lab or bedrom for 20 recent border hoppers.... edited to add and to think we paid a quarter million dollors for house
  13. 400 already....if only I adn't stopped how many would I be at now? Probably at 800... However, baby house and sometimes way worth the wait.....hubby in doggie house right now for nasty smelly fart in bed last night and then not giving me a break from kids...
  14. are ya refering to my tattoo?
  15. well how about this, all I had to do was mail back a bill I received for an ambulance ride that I took when I got a breast infection from breast feeding and I didn't have insurance at the time so they were wanting over $900. Any ways, on the bill, since I know I will never pay it, I wrote "This is very racist, I am an illegal immagrent and I can not pay" They sent an apology letter and said that it will be washed....go figure! If I hadn't it would be on my TRW....ugh!