TheBile

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  1. I recently bought a smoothie maker and I'm trying any recipe I can get my hands on. Can you recommend any ? My top 3 so far : 1 - 1 cup milk, 1 cup strawberries, 100ml banana & custard yoghurt, 2 Ice Cubes 2 - 1 small tin of pineapple rings, 1 cup of milk, banana, 100ml vanilla yoghurt, 2 Ice Cubes 3 - Ice Cream, Milk, 2 Tablespoons of strawberry Nesquick. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  2. Ahhhh. Nice wedding photo. You look stunning in that dress. Comparing the two photos, Hisgoofyness scrubs up well too doesn't he.
  3. We're still getting through the final third of the previous series in the UK. Will probably have to wait a couple of months into next year before we can view it. Sarah Chalke's come a long way since Roseanne. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  4. Who decided on three of them ? Why not 5 or 10 ? Did the punctuation gods hand it down from on high ? Is it an unwritten rule (kind of hard to do with punctuation) handed down from generation to generation ? Is there some significance to dot-dot-dot being 'S' in morse code ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  5. Is that the one in Pembrokeshire, just North of Amroth, where the bottom stone on the southwest corner (just next to the drainpipe) is stained a yellowish green ? If so I apologise, but I was busting to take a pee. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  6. LMAO . Great site. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  7. Towering Inferno Beverly Hills Cop Top Gun Star Wars - If your old enough you may remember the old arcade game with wireframe tai-fighters to shoot at and a trench to fly down, all the while shooting at the flowery energy blasts that came your way. Well I was standing behind the cockpit waiting for this kid inside to finish his game in a Bournemouth arcade so I could have a go. Whilst flying down the trench, Obi Wan's voice came through the speakers saying "Use the force Luke.......". The kid flew a little more down the trench when Obi Wan continued "....let go Luke". Immediately upon hearing this he released hishands of the controls as if he had been electricuted and subsequently got hit by a couple of energy blast. GAME OVER. It was worth the wait just to see that. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  8. Pink Floyd - Pulse DVD (The video tape I had has worn out) GTR 2 PC DVD-ROM Blue Jeans A winning lottery ticket Car vac Oh, and all that peace, goodwill and an end to poverty stuff as well. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  9. Your talking about shit, right ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  10. Stick that between a foreword and an epilogue and you have yourself a romance novel Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  11. I still like the classics :- "Eat shit and die !" "How's your wife and my kids ?" "Scum-Sucking Pig !" "If you had a brain you'd still be as thick as a shit-shake." Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  12. I'd feel less embarassed asking for a pack of condoms than going up to the counter and asking if I can have a Wii. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  13. ......which would be more accurate if you left out the 'o'. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  14. What I don't get is why the "Rap" on the top has got more votes than the "Rap" on the bottom ? Maybe the rap on the bottom reminds people too much of the school headmaster/principal and his cane. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  15. LMAO Funniest poll I've ever seen on here. Breaking the rules I'd say current UK chart music is the worst genre. It's made up predominantly of manufactured wannabes, rock bands who should be called soft bands, (they wouldn't know rock if it hit them in the nuts.) spongeing artists who knick decent records from the past and try to make them their own, bands who hung up their boots in the 80's and try to get back on the wagon with their ageing voices to earn enough money to pay off their tax evasion fees and general celebs who think they can sing. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  16. Let me know the address of the pub so I can send the barstaff a cheque for £3 to buy you a drink. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  17. I'm losing faith that fate will step in and save me from a life of singledom. Tell me your stories so that I know it's still out there working hard to bring people together.
  18. QuoteWe respect him and his experience and knowledge, we wouldn't ever have him over for a social event He's smart and knows his specialty, but is such a social "stick in the mud" and anti-social when it comes to his basic people skills.Quote OMG! You just described me. I am that person. Living with sociaphobia sucks. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  19. I've been a Firefox user for yonks, right up until they brought out Version 2. I just don't like it and don't enjoy using it as much as the old one. Now I need to decide whether to go back to the old version of Firefox or to give Opera a go. Any reasons why I shouldn't use the latter ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  20. If this were true I'd wanna be abducted just to help raise my self esteem.
  21. Metallica - Enter Sandman Disturbed - Prey Phil Collins - Let it Rain Thunder - Empty City Extreme - Decadent Dance Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  22. TheBile

    Desktop Images

    At work we can't change our desktop. We're stuck with our Government's logo. At home I change it depending on who's visiting. Home Alone (Baseball Season) - Boston Red Sox Logo Home Alone (Other Times) - Kristin Davis on a bed Nephew Visiting - Transformers Battle Art Sister Visiting - Pics Composite of Swoop & Flare (my two Gerbils). Mother Visiting - Photo of Convict Lake in California. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  23. "You wanna stick WHAT up my butt ?" ------- "What ? that's disgusting ?!? When I was a test monkey, having a fag in my mouth meant something completely different !" ------- "This is the expression my ancestor King Kong had when he mistakingly sat on the top of the Empire State Building." Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  24. TheBile

    Funny Quotes

    Made me laugh. "You'd have to check her pulse to notice those perfect breasts of hers aren't moving like they would if she was breathing " "Lucille's my parole officer. She's a dyke, but God knows why. With that body of her's, she could have any man she wants" "They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face and I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with" "It's one thing for you to play hard to get but don't go trying to cut my nuts off." "Hi, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You ever so much as talk to Shellie again, you even think her name, and I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman" "If you got the cash and play by the rules, they'll make all your dreams come true but if you cross them, you're a corpse." "He's dead, he's just too dumb to know it" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  25. I agree. I'm waiting for "Star Trek : The 20th Century" where they follow the progress of Earths first ventures into outer space. Characters such as Armstrong, Lovell, Young and McAuliffe could be created. You could have a robot called 'Pathfinder' who didn't have any AI but did alright without it. You wouldn't need much prosthetics as Alien encounters didn't happen much in that era. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !