TheBile

Cheap computer screens. FPS games whose default Field of View setting is set to make you throw up after 5 minutes. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Black Toyota Rav-4 with < that avatar logo on the wheel cover. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The Thing For a time, I considered sparing the wretched little planet ********. But now you shall witness it's dismemberment ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

That a flat hand at 100mph+ can easily be misread as a pointed finger, that introverts don't fit in as well on a DZ as extroverts, that one skydiver has a greater sense of responsibility than 10 whuffos, that I'm a "skinny fucker", that 3 hours on the ground is worth one minute in the sky, that anxiety before a jump pales in comparison to anxiety before a first date, that the sky is my favorite part of the Earth and that British weather sux ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

"OW !!! Damn Bells" "Thats DUMB bells ya dumb pussy" "Oh fuck off" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Characters : Hop & Pop Occupation : Skydiving Gerbils MO : To teach rodents, especially lemmings, how to jump safely without killing themselves. Emotions : Horny and Paranoid Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

you paid that much attention the the guys wearing towels that you noticed that...you GAY WELSHMAN No matter how many times I see that movie I'm always wishing those scenes took place in a communal locker room, or the volleyball was, at least, a mixed doubles match. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

SSso there I was >Burp< walking down the road when I shaw >hic< two hitchhiking shnails. I was lonely so offfffered them a liffft >hic< As I reached the intershection, another turtle came along >Burrp< and crashed into me. One of the little >hic< snails was thrown off my back and killed. A cop investigating the accident queshtioned the dead shnail's buddy. "What happened?" he ashked. The little shnail replied, "I don't know . . . it all happened so fasht." Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

What is it with the popularity of blogs ? As a blogger, don't you feel that in the age where information is power that putting your daily/weekly antics and opinions up on a website for permanant record potentially dangerous ? Allowing those who would cause trouble and wish to do you harm perusal over information that you originally thought was perfectly innocent ? I remember the days when diaries used to be, primarily, the domain of teenage girls (arguably). Girls who would stab you with their "Best Friends" pen if they ever caught you trying to pick the lock on their drawer to sneak a peek. Or throw a hissy fit if they suspected their mother was trying to get an insight into their private life, under the guise of "Putting their clothes away". Now though there seems to be no such reservations to put the most intimate and personal experiences and opinions on the web for all to read, along with the assumption that people would spend good time during the day to read and be interested in what a complete stranger gets up to on an average day. Is it my mid thirties age that doesn't allow for my appreciation of this thing, or am I just ignorant of the rewards that this blogging thing offers ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Skycamming is in my blood. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

This is what happens when you use a flare as a suppository. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Shite ! Shhhhugar ! Poo ! Crap ! Frakk! (Battlestar Gallactica), Frick! (Scrubs), Flip! (Flippin' 'eck primarily used by Brits ?) Balls ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Guy movie. Even those scenes "for the ladies" are homosexually orientated for the guys. (The volleyball scene and the "right now your worse than the enemy" speech whilst wearing a towel which they obviously haven't used to dry themselves off). The only scenes that would even suggest a chick flick tag last for only 10 minutes if you composite them all together. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I can fart steam ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

"MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHIELD OF STEEL ! " Used to hear that catchphrase a lot in the playground. It is of course Batfink (and his sidekick Karate) Thunderbirds 2086 Transformers Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds (although it looks crap today) Battle of the Planets Ulysses 31 Mysterious Cities of Gold Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

If you check option 4, does that make it cold and wet ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

My Man ! 3rd Try - 1443 Advice : Don't use long clicks. Several quick clicks give you more control than one long one. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Push the mouse button to move up, release it to drop down. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I may be ugly, but I snogged Heather Locklear. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Bald, Bare, Bastard Bordered By Black Background Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

1st try 727 2nd try 1212 Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Le cousin and La cousin in French Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

1. "Woohoo ! I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park." 2. "There ya go. Not bad for an old fart." 3. "NobodycandothejobfasterthanIcan.Nobodynobodynobody!" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Back in those days I was actually busy. Didn't need to goof off. Today, if the interweb didn't exist, I'd sit at my desk thinking of ways to waste time with a pen and paper rather than a keyboard and screen. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Since I lost 3 fingers in an accident, this is how I flick my V's. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !