TheBile

"......and your balls man, your balls are THIIIS BIIIG !" I can relate. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

My perceptions (apparantly) are:- - myself as a gerbil - the opposite sex as insects - sex as a cloud - my own death as anxiety Apart from the last one which is something I look forward too, It's quite accurate. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Theres a book called "Silverfin" which is about a young James Bond. Fit's the bill of "same but different". Read that one ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

No.2 is the Zeitner Marine Chronograph. 'Google Image' it for some better pics. Yeah, what she said. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'm in the market for a new chronograph watch. Which one of these six has the biggest factor ? Which one should I go for ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Uncovered underwear is frowned upon at my workplace. (yes, they are that anal) I'll leave it til I get home. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Before I click on any of these, are they safe for work ? I've already opened up an unlabelled link this week that had an 'inapproriate for work' penis on it. Don't fancy getting fired. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Forget optical mice, get a trackball. The balls are bigger, you can get your whole hand around them, prevents 'Repetitive Strain Injury' on your wrist and there's less chance of getting stray pubes caught in the mechanism. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Hmmmm. I've gone through every variation of my name I can think of and nothing really hit the nail on the head for me. Edited to say : My warning lights are going off. First it asks you to enter your full name to get your definition. There's a link at the bottom of the page to find out what your birthday means too. click that, enter your full birthdate and all they need then is your bank account number and you may end up getting screwed. Maybe the bit on my definition that said "The chief negative of 7 relates to the limited degree of trust that you may have in things. is true.

Cardiff - The old Cardiff Arms Park a couple of years before they knocked it down for the Millenium Stadium to take it's place. The concert consisted of Van Halen, Thunder, Bon Jovi and a few others I didn't know the name of. I was 22. Started at 14:00hrs at went on to 23:00 hrs. Pretty damn good. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

"Forget everything you want to buy, apart from PC's and a car to get around. Forget everything you 'think' you want to do, it will be a waste of your life. Use your money and your time to go and learn to skydive while your young and fit. The experience will enrich your life more than a beautiful woman, give you more confidence than any life coach and provide you with more opportunities for friendship than a lifetime in the workplace......oh, and by the way, the lottery numbers for the first ever UK draw will be 2, 6, 25, 37, 40 & 48." Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Eeeewww ! Is that what happens when you try to plug yourself into the Matrix with an infected plug ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I missed out the ones like you and me who are still hangin' around like a damp smell. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Grega - Tall guy in a black & yellow jumpsuit form Slovenia Karma - Dutch teacher of younglings. Erno - Finnish IT god Helicam - South African camera operator. Lolie - American student travelling the world Matt - British guy, married a New Zealand babe, emigrated, was never heard from again. NacMcfeegle - Oil-engineer-expert-thingy-person from Scotland Sonic - Another Brit who emigrated, to Canada this time. Suz - Aussie babe who always gave me a laugh I miss 'em all. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Bluefingers. She moved from South Africa to Thailand and found better friends. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

And there was me thinking they used anti-grav units. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Mine are : 1. Stay out of everyone's way. They dislike you 2. Never impose yourself on anyone. They don't want you to be a part of their day. 3. Don't accept compliments as the truth, if you recieve one your just being handled. 4. Never try to improve yourself, your too stupid and lazy to learn something new. 5. Don't give up, even though it feels like life and everyone in it has given up on you. 6. Your one screwed up, worthless, useless individual. You may as well laugh at yourself just like everyone else does. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

You should make a T-Shirt for yourself that says :- Got a Vagina? Skydive !......and give birth.......and multi task.......and not be afraid of commitment. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I agree. I don't normally go out of my way to watch nature progs but Planet Earth has been astounding so far. Some of the visuals captured are so perfect you'd swear the animals and fish involved were directed to perform in front of the camera. "The BBC has not made any announcement regarding transmission of the series in the USA." Sorry guys, looks like you'll have to order the Region 2 DVD box set and hope your player is multi-region. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Showed this to my whuffo mate. You know what he said ? "Looks like a clean country." WTF ?!?! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The first image that popped into my head when I read the title was you coming in hard and bending the knee 90degrees the wrong way. Hopefully marriage will be less painful, longer lasting and won't produce as many tears than that (unless they are happy ones of course). Congratulations.

How's it going Fudd. Really nice pic. Looks damn cold though. I'm sure I can see a brass monkey on the ground with a welding torch. That should adorn your desktop for a few weeks. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

And I'm banning "I love you" cos that's too obvious. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Relax, don't do it.... (Whose gonna post the rude bit ?) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The word 'Humour' should always be encased in quotes when preceded by the word 'Welsh' Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !