TheBile

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  1. And the final resulta are :- Gerb - 28 batbex - 48 AggieDave - 49 dustin19d - 49 yoink - 50 piisfish - 51 EdC - 51 FallingILWeenie - 52 DaGimp - 61Ncrowe - 52 CrazyIvan - 53 newsstand - 56 Turtlespeed - 56 KrisFlyZ - 56 Ron - 57 sdgregory - 57 Sheenster303 - 58 Slappie - 59 Skyesspot - 60 weegegirl - 60 Flyangel2 - 60 kelel01 - 62 ianmdrennan - 63 d_squared431 - 66 Remster - 69 nightingale - 69 ChrisL - 72 eeneR - 72 Lawrocket - 73 DeFlankoDesigns - 75 ryand96 - 78 VanillaSkyGirl - 79 I guess living in Wales really shot my score to shit eh ? But to show this test was totall bull, I propose that the one with the biggest score should date the one with the lowest score to prove attractiveness can't be boxed into a stupid survey. How about it Mafia Sister #52 Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  2. http://www.onlinemarketing.uk.com/do-it/main.html 28% for me. Pretty damn accurate. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  3. Suggestions Only. Cutaway= Bye-Bye Reserve= Hellooo ------- Cutaway = Yank me Reserve = Yank me 2 ------ Cutaway = Screwed ? Reserve = Unscrewed ! ------ Cutaway : Leave Gun Reserve : Take Cannolies ----- Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  4. It goes so far back I can just remember seeing images of it on TV and getting the sense that I had to try it when I got older. With the ignorance of a whuffo I had thoughts of it being tranquil and peaceful, like a leaf floating on the air. I didn't even think of comparing it in someway to sticking your head out of the window of a train travelling at 100mph. That image of serenity of course was shattered when I first left that Cessna 206. It was like I had entered a battlefield. Haven't got over it since. Ahhhh, the ignorance of whuffo-youth. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  5. Very subtle. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  6. "DIVE - DIVE - DIVE" Any movie with a submarine in it. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  7. Hey, if you want to hijack my thread with your distinctive rear end then please do so, don't let me stop you. Much more interesting subject.
  8. Have you taken the purity test yet ? We'll see how innocent you are. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  9. Withouut trying to sound crass, it's best to do it when you have a boner. It helps get the thing you don't want to cut out of the way. Alternatively, you could always get a willing young lady to do it for you. I think that would be called a hands-free kut. PS - Why am I not surprised that Cora found this particular story on the web ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  10. Anyway, going back to the original title of this thread, my reasons why women skydivers are so cool are (in no order of preference or importance) :- 1) They are gorgeous. 2) They are friendly. 3) They offer good support and advice. 4) Because their hips are structured slightly differently than men, their arching skills during training are more impressive. 5) They are gorgeous. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  11. Honk three times if you see it on your travels. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  12. 74% for me ................ SHIT ! ! ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  13. The one thing that would have benefitted me more than anything else for the initial AFF jumps was flexibility. Sure strength and stamina are important too, but for me, it was that flexibility that I needed more than anything. I'm working regularly to extend and stretch all the areas associated with holding a good arch. I was stiff as a board when I tried Level 3 for the first time. A skysurfer could have used me beneath his feet. I'm hoping these stretches will work to give me the confidence to eventually push through to level 8. Good luck with your AFF. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  14. Did you collect any of these when you were younger ? (doesn't have to be Panini) Did you complete the book ? I can remember having. Flash Gordon Return of the Jedi Transformers Finished all of them too. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  15. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  16. TheBile

    Claim To Fame

    There was a very popular Breakfast Show in the early nineties here in the UK called The Big Breakfast. Two alien puppets were made famous on this show going by the names of Zig & Zag. I had a picture of mine shown on their ickle show, which I drew using a computer (Remember this was about 13 years ago). The picture was entitled :- "Sad Zig. He's Lost His Paper Clip Collection." I've still got it on tape too. That's the closest I've been to famous. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  17. One that hasn't been mentioned yet is Kristin Davis from Sex and the Titty. She did a Tandem for charity. (Breast Cancer I think, but don't quote me on that.) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  18. Whenever you get a lot of different people together, (DZ Excluded),especially in the workplace, your always gonna meet someone you don't get along with, but you still deal with them professionally. But every now and again, like you've discovered, you will have to work with someone that surpasses evil. My previous boss was one. I say was one because after two years of harrassment from her, not just to me but to the other 7 people in her department, I filed a grievance against her ass. 6 Months after that grievance she left. There are too many examples to indicate how evil she was, so I'll just detail one. We were in a meeting where she suggested a wipe board to be put up in the middle of the department, designed to record absences from our desks. Whenever we went to another department, a meeting or lunchbreak we had to write these details on the board. Where we were going, what time we left and what time we expected to return. And this had to be adhered to even if we just popped over to another part of the building to drop off a report. Anyway, the worst part was when she told us that we even had to record when we went to the toilet. Yep, that's right. If she had her way, the board standing in the middle of the department would let everyone know when each one of us was taking a dump. Fortunately I told her that there was no way in hell that I was going to do that and if she pushed the issue she would be speaking to a Union Rep. Eventually she backed down but I was still amazed that she genuinely did not see a problem in us estimating how long it would take us to take a piss and detailing that on the board. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  19. If you want a more specific blue, let me know the RGB numbers. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  20. One of the best polls I've seen in a long time. This is the kind of survey they were designed for. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  21. 1. Must be someone I can trust. 2. Must be genuinely friendly. 3. Must not be afraid of or supress her femininity 4. Has patience when needed. 5. Independant enough to be able to carry on with her own life whilst being in a relationship. 6. Must not have a criminal record. 7. A spark of innocence helps. 8. Maybe a little shyness too. 9. Adventurous 10. Kind, caring, sense of humour etc. etc. etc.... Obviously I would never 'require' anyone to fulfil every one of those points, but the top 3 are the most important to me. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  22. Why spend loads of money on air travel when you can practically walk over to my home village of Machen. Pop down to Cardiff and I'll take you into the mountains and valleys not far North for some lovely views like this. http://www.xkeys.freeserve.co.uk/pan/grug.htm Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  23. No-one in my family is younger than 32, and it did get to the point where none of us could think of gifts we wanted for birthdays or christmas. It got to the point where we just gave money or gift vouchers everytime a birthday came up. After a couple of years I had to put a stop to it. What's the point of Me giving a £30 gift certificate for something when I will get an equivalent gift certificate on my birthday that cancels it out. My sister tried to hide behind "It's the thought that counts" comment, but that to me was just an easy cop-out. I told them that if they couldn't think of anything they wanted then I wasn't going to give them anything, it was then that you kind of realise that as you get older you place less value on material things and it's just as much a special gift to go out for a meal with your family than to have the latest CD or DVD. That said, I am a materialist so I haven't quite reached that point of enlightenment, but I do see it's there ahead of me. It must be if I can see and agree with those words you've posted. Nice one. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  24. I'm so bored of food here in work that even when my stomach is telling me that I'm hungry I haven't got an appetite to eat. We only have one place here that sells 'healthy' sandwiches within walking distance and I've been going there every day for the last year or so. Their selection hasn't changed so, despite the sandwiches being of excellent quality, I am now bored of the food. I've reached the point where I'd rather be hungry for the afternoon until I get home than to eat the same stuff again. Am I a screwed up individual or what ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  25. There was some chat in the Suggestions and Feedback forum about this. ie:How long should a username have inactivity before being deleted. Not sure how much work it would involve for HH and the Greenies to carry this out though. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !