TheBile

1)Who ? Lucy 2)Where ? Cardiff 3)When ? June 2004 4)Why ? Cos she's so damn gorgeous with a great, friendly personality and I feel like crap that she's marrying someone else. 5)How ? White dress, wedding vows, kiss, photographer......usual stuff. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

How is it pronounced ? san-guy-ro ? san-gyro ? san-geee-ro ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Please answer. I'm bored here in work and need something to read. 1)Who ? 2)Where ? 3)When ? 4)Why ? 5)How ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Watching my Gerbils, Hop & Pop, at play.

I'm doing everyone a favour by keeping my clothes on, believe me. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Jesus ! I stopped wearing a seatbelt back in 1992. I did make a concerted effort to clunk-click during the summer of 4 years ago. Depression and an associated deathwish stopped me wearing it again. Now, because it's such a habit, I just 'forget' to put it on. Excuses, Excuses, Excuses I know, but that's the situation. Your words will hopefully change that habit to putting it back on. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Hmmmmm......I'm sensing some frustration in you today Tonto. You wouldn't happen to be grounded for some reason would you ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

What do you do with all the photos of her that you've built up over 4 years ? Do you keep them for posterity and memories or do you burn them for a fresh start ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

But the results are pretty much predictable, all we have left is the gossip. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I wanna put a hit on the Pink Mafia ............ no ..... no, sorry ........ I menat I wanna hit on the Pink Mafia. Damn those girls look good.

(UK - drive on the left side) I was driving over the mountain on the way to work and got stuck behind this woman driving a white BMW 318i. It was clear and dry driving conditions, traffic was minimal and even though the twisty road was 40mph limit, she refused to go faster than 25mph, braking whenever a vehicle came towards her on the other side of the road. Stuck behind this obviously nervous driver I started to feel the road-rage build inside me. As we came to a left turn junction at the top of the mountain where I turn off I was hoping that she would go straight on. Did she hell ! She indicated to turn left. This left junction has a parallel sliproad to the main road which is only about 100yards in length. In an instant I thought "I'll be buggered if I'm following you down this road at your slow ass pace", so I floored the accelerator, flew past her, cut in front of her, slammed on the anchors and made the 90degree left turn in front of her, all in the space of that 100yards. Totally illegal, totally dangerous, totally irresponsible but at the time I didn't care. I was in front of her and that was all that mattered. I floored it down the road and because I was still frustrated I ended up doing 75mph in a 60mph zone beofre I calmed down. And all this whilst not wearing a seat-belt. Amazes me how you can morph into someone your not behind the wheel of a vehicle. Any incidents of road rage you want to admit to ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I will no longer go there. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Tonto ? Is that really you ? His girlfriend is some cute looking bird who won a talent show here in the UK and got signed up by some record company. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'll answer my own post here. How about the Headline...... "Ass Awe" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Played it on the weekend, The assault levels are still the best. The only criticism I have is that in the Bloodrites bit you can't compare the strengths of the characters to know who to challenge and get for your own team. Unless I'm missing something. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9"to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE .. 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14. As you read this list, you think about e:mailing it to your "friends." 15. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9. 16. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a No.9. 17. And now you are laughing at yourself! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

R. Barichello will always play second fiddle to MSchumacher unless ordered otherwise by Ferrari J.P. Montoya is too arrogant and tends to get himself into trouble on track. K. Raikonnen has a McLaren which won't be able to compete for third places untill a quarter of the season has gone already D. Coulthard still has problem with his qualifying, despite pre-season psyco-analytic assistance R. Schumacher has trouble with consistency. If the car doesn't self destruct, he will. Trulli & Alonso - the car loves the straights but hates twisty corners. Shame then that most of the tracks have them. Webber - Maybe when he gets a top drive place next year J Button - Expends too much energy shagging his "pop-star" girlfriend to race competitively the following day. Podeum places if he's lucky. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Is it the kind of itch that's on the surface, or the kind that eminates below the skin where no amount of scatching does it any good ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

So what DO you wear? My guess would be 'out men' Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

If you don't mind Cora, I'm going to edit one of your answers....... 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? New Zealand, Greece, Italy, Scotland, England, Wales, Spain...umm...well, looks like I can't say just one. I want to see the world.

If your intention is to show yourself wearing those things, then maybe this thread should have been posted in the 'Women Only' forum. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

8 / 10 for me too. Expressions and photographic hues can contribute greatly to making anyone look like a mass murderer. In 1972 a photo was taken of me when I was jus 1 year old. I looked like I could kick the stuffing out every cuddly toy that was thrown at me without batting an eyelid. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The Zephyr Song and Universally Speaking by The Chilli Peppers. Which is weird because I never heard either of those played at the DZ. The Strangest Party (These Are The Times) by INXS, simply because it was tagged onto the end of the movie Dropzone. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

1. Whats your name? Gerb 2. How old are you? 32 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Something I wanted to do before I turned 30. Did it 4 months before that happened. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Single, now and probably forever. 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? Black Toyota Rav-4 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No 8. Where do you live? Cardiff 9. Do you have any pets? Yeah. Hop & Pop. Anyone wanna guess what the are ? 10. How any jumps do you have? Not enough 11. What color eyes do you have? Green 12. What is your nationality? Welsh 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Yes 14. Favorite Movie? Top Gun 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Something else. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? No 18. Do you have siblings? 1 sister and a disowned brother. 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia 20. What's your favorite color? Cyan 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Majorca Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !