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I think a Gerbil amongst the buns would have made a cuter picture. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Can I come over and play with your wii wii ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Well, apparently I'm a Boar (yes, I know there's a joke there somewhere). Let's examine the accuracy of this shall we ? People born under the year of the Boar tend to be: Brave (Bullshit - 1 Truth - 0) Giving (Bullshit - 1 Truth - 1) Like commitment (Bullshit - 2 Truth - 1) Unpretentious (Bullshit - 2 Truth - 2) Incredibly enduring (Bullshit - 3 Truth - 2) Reliant (Bullshit - 3 Truth - 3) Strong (Bullshit - 4 Truth - 3) Trusty (Bullshit - 4 Truth - 4) Patient (Bullshit - 5 Truth - 4) Loyal (Bullshit - 5 Truth - 5) Do not hold grudges (Bullshit - 6 Truth - 5) Good tutors (Bullshit - 7 Truth - 5) Make very many permanent companions (Bullshit - 8 Truth - 5) They detest quarrels (Bullshit - 8 Truth - 6) Patronizing (Bullshit - 9 Truth - 6) Naive (Bullshit - 10 Truth - 6) Gullable (Bullshit - 11 Truth - 6) Selfless (Bullshit - 12 Truth - 7) - This one's a tie Hot tempered (Bullshit - 13 Truth - 7) Enjoy good fortune (Bullshit - 13 Truth - 7) No score for any here as that trait would apply to everyone. Even though others may be entirely wrong, Boars will still listen to them (Bullshit - 14 Truth - 7) On the whole Boars are quite happy (Bullshit - 15 Truth - 7) They tend to remain in the background of any situation (Bullshit - 15 Truth - 8) Loyal and considerate (Bullshit - 15 Truth - 9) Taken very much for granted (Bullshit - 15 Truth - 10) So there you have it, Bullshit wins. However, this score would mathematically typical of a 50/50 statistic such as a coin toss. A similar variance in score would show itself if I did this analysis on any of the other Chinese years Conclusion : If you've read this entire post you'll come to the same conclusion as me. The closest truth in all this requires a spell correction on the first sentence. I am indeed a BORE. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

When did this DZ start up ? Is it run by the same group that moved from Wales to the Army Barracks just across the Severn Bridge ? What training programs (if any) do they offer ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

If reinvention worked for Tom Jones to stay with the times then it'll work for DZComic. Look forward to the new stuff. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

What sort of intellegence are you referring to ? General Knowledge Retention or the standard Intelligence Quota model ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

LMAO. I'm going shopping in Sainsburies tonight. I'll have to keep an eye out. I'll print this article out and hand them out as flyers at the entrance. Gerbils will more likely be found in the chocolate section and rats around the toiletries. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

A horny Welshman. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Absolutely. And when your finished brushing your teeth with your battery powered sonic toothbrush you can take off the brush head and start using it to pleasure your partner. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Hot damn ! Those first set of pics represent my ideal, dream holiday that I'd like to take before I die. I did a skiing holiday back when I was 12 and want to do it again as an adult. All I need now is a crzy bitch to go with me. Nice one. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Well, I've got a towel that will help with the first two problems but I'm afraid my blow-up sheep has a punture in it so can't help you out with the third. Sorry 'bout that. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Asking that question on an international forum with only a small percentage of it who know what your parts look like is puzzling to me. Bearing in mind that I have no visual access to your "parts", if any woman showed up at my door in that manner the first thing that would spring to mind would not be "PHWOOAAR!". It would be "UMMMM...OK". There may be some sexual excitement stirring but It would be buried under the curiosity as to which mental institution she had escaped from. Lets face it, turning up naked, wet and ready on the doorstep of someone you don't know is not a sane, rational or safe thing to do. On the other hand, if that same woman turns up in a nice outfit with a clipboard asking if my cable was providing a satisfactory service, I would be very excited and invite her in. The parts are only a fraction of what can get a guy excited. The voice, the accent, the eyes, the movement and the conversation can all be just as effective. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

'Obviously', when used at the start of a sentence. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Season 5 ? Is that the one where Jack Bauer dies ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I want the greenies to step up to the plate and knock this thread beyond the Green Monster, outta sight, before it starts an international incident. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

"OK, let's play Catchphrase" BZZZZZ Beer Chaser ! "Nope. try again" BZZZZZ There's a chaser behind you Paramedic ! "Close, but that's not right.. Let's see some more..." BZZZZZ Sirens ! "Nope, remember to say what you see. BZZZZZ "Annoying quizmaster presenting a shit game with stupid contestants!" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

If I've got an itch, all of the options mentioned. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Buy him a goat. Quieter than a lawnmower and has the added bonus of providing him with an opportunity for sexual gratification. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

This is the most accurate summary for me. Unfortunately I scored 49 points suggesting someone I'm not. Yet another one of these things to take with a BAG of salt. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Issue 349 of 2000AD (early eighties). Going through my collection, grading them before I sell the things for a good few hundred quid. 648 issues in total so got some way to go. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

So who's had sex enough times to have tried all those positions ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Preferably one about a polar bear being a model, but any will do. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Does my bum look big in this ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Here's mine Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'd use the AND statement. From what I understand you have four arguments. Is the cell above greater than Number A Is the cell above less than Number B Is the cell below greater than Number A Is the cell below less than Number B Only if these four arguments are met, that cell will return TRUE. The formula to do this will look something like this =AND(B2>D2, B2D2, B4