Abedy 0 #26 December 13, 2010 Quote I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!!Somebody had to say it........ You're not the first to announce this in public. Think of Eddie Izzard Citation: "He has also described himself as "a lesbian trapped in a man's body" See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_IzzardThe sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #27 December 13, 2010 Quote Quote I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!!Somebody had to say it........ That's what the guys who are pining for strapon action say... LOLWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #28 December 13, 2010 The other side of this is that they've had a huge influx of guys claiming to be gay...just to watch the porn. Then, they say, "See you tomorrow, Ed. See if you can get some new stuff." and leave. If they were really swift, they would offer the fake homosexuals a beautiful woman. That would clear out all of us pretenders...until tomorrow.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #29 December 13, 2010 Having the women out themselves would be more difficult, but for the men it is easier. Have the men do "male-on-male" sex is a better test. No if two men engage in "male-on-male" sex they are either 1) gay or 2) extremely desperate refugees. I know I am not about to stick my pecker up some guy's ass and sure as hell won't be letting some guy stick his pecker in mine. I just don't get this "male-on-male" sex thing ... but that's just me. LOL Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #30 December 13, 2010 Quote Quote I want to see some anal sex. Ya seem a bit enthusiastic. I was speaking in the third person point of view. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #31 December 13, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I want to see some anal sex. Ya seem a bit enthusiastic. I was speaking in the third person point of view. Sorry, but that still leave ya out there on the limp wristed scale! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #32 December 13, 2010 Quote Sorry, but that still leave ya out there on the limp wristed scale! And this still leaves you out there as someone who too frequently uses undeserved insults. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #33 December 13, 2010 QuoteHow about this: "I think your sister is a very nice girl, phallometrically speaking." I think that would actually mean, "I think your sister has a large penis"._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,178 #34 December 13, 2010 Well, either that or "your sister makes my penis grow" Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #35 December 13, 2010 Yo Rider..... I think you just got your JR Bashing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #36 December 13, 2010 QuoteWell, either that or "your sister makes my penis grow" Wendy P. +1 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #37 December 14, 2010 QuoteWell, either that or "your sister makes my penis grow" Wendy P. Continuity alert! Didn't you deny that or something in another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #38 December 14, 2010 >How are they testing Gay women? Comfortable shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #39 December 14, 2010 Quote Comfortable shoes. Looking down... Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #40 December 14, 2010 QuoteWe can use this kind of test on Hispanics captured in this country who claim they're Americans (like that Cheech Marin routine). We put them in a room and serve them a sandwich of bologna and American "cheese" with mayonnaise on Wonder "bread". If they don't like it, they're not real Americans; and it's back to Tijuana for you, Jose. I saw a movie promo that was kind of like this: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=wetback-mountain&videoId=60661"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #41 December 14, 2010 QuoteTriple word points if you can include "plethysmograph" Phallometrically speaking, than porno flick had the old plethysmograph pegged at "11". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 51 #42 December 14, 2010 Quote Having the women out themselves would be more difficult, but for the men it is easier. Have the men do "male-on-male" sex is a better test. No if two men engage in "male-on-male" sex they are either 1) gay or 2) extremely desperate refugees. I know I am not about to stick my pecker up some guy's ass and sure as hell won't be letting some guy stick his pecker in mine. I just don't get this "male-on-male" sex thing ... but that's just me. LOL "Methinks he doth protest too much!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #43 December 14, 2010 >Have the men do "male-on-male" sex is a better test. So if you decided you didn't want to have sex with a government-supplied minimum wage "female test subject" - would that be a good way to determine that you were not actually heterosexual? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #44 December 14, 2010 It's hilarious that you actually take this thread serious. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #45 December 14, 2010 I take it very seriously. Which is why I prefer my comfortable-shoes test over your have-sex-with-a-guy test. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,178 #46 December 14, 2010 Really, shoes could be used on both genders. Just put a pair of tacky last-season diva shoes on the (female) immigration officer and see if the guy's upper lip curls in disdain. It worked in Legally Blonde Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #47 December 14, 2010 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #48 December 15, 2010 Alright people, there's just way too much good-natured joking around about sex here. If we don't start up with the petty, partisan bickering, this thread will get moved to the Bonfire. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 December 15, 2010 OK, I'll start... Just how much taxpayer money is being spent producing anti-gay porn anyway? Take THAT you g'ment whores.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #50 December 15, 2010 Quote OK, I'll start... Just how much taxpayer money is being spent producing anti-gay porn anyway? Take THAT you g'ment whores. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
