I figured out MEN! mwahahahaha!!!!!

[skybytch 259]

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have
no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with
money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy
and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically
lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine..... They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in
the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have
dinner with.
pull and flare,
lisa
--
"Where's my beer?" - Al Stephens

[Albatross 0]

Still Single?
God bless us and God Bless America
Albatross

[AggieDave 6]

No, she's not single, but her "guy" takes to D-cell batteries...
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[flyhi 24]

Please define "Somewhat Heterosexual".
Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson
flyhi

[skybytch 259]

Quote

D-cell batteries..

D cells? Nah. DieHard and jumper cables.
pull and flare,
lisa
--
"Where's my beer?" - Al Stephens

[BadDog 0]

The number 6 guys are right.
CorporateLawyerDave aka BadDog

[MarkM 0]

And my friends wonder why I don't date.

[Viking 0]

oh well that makes me feel all better
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[QuickDraw 0]

i think i'm a no. 5 :(
:)

[lazerq3 0]

Hey ...if its any consulation, when my wife first met me she thought I was gay!!!!! Profile: thin , neat , and single= gay at least thats what she saw
jason

[TheMarshMan1 0]

I'm number 4- Except for the being married part of course...

[skybytch 259]

Geez guys... it's a joke!
My sweetie is almost a number 10 except he doesn't have money. I had to totally chase him down! pull and flare,
lisa
--
"Where's my beer?" - Al Stephens

[skydiver51 0]

It's not hard to figure men out, just ask them they will tell you what you need to know. Unlike women, ask them and they say " if you have to ask then just forget about it. ". And us men pretty much forget about it.
Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

[FallingMarc 0]

Why, you're right... I *am* a coward! Hehe...

[MarkM 0]

>Unlike women, ask them and they say " if you have to ask then just forget about it. ".
LOL, that's so true. It's a test. You're supposed to be so in tune with their needs you just "know".

[lummy 4]

Okay....
that's the LAST time I send out a joke to a skydiver friend :)
they get around way too fast........

[freeflir29 0]

"The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with
money think we are only after their money."
Well...YEAH!!!!
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[GulfCoastXtreme 0]

Number 10 is all me. And what is up with these women that think you are gay because you are a nice guy. That is way off base. I have been accussed of being gay because I was a gentleman and did not make the move on the first date. That is just the womans way to cope with her own insecurities.
There are nice attractive money having heterosexual men out there.

[freaksister 0]

LOL!! These guys on here take themselves too seriously!! hehe
There isn't a category for my sweetie...he's in a class (SPECIES??) all his own. ROFLMAO
Sis
Fear not your death - fear having not really lived. Willie Sinsel, KS.

[DENGOPHER 0]

the hell with dinner lets skydive naked!!!! that is more fun than dinner!!!!! yeeeeee haaaaa.....

[freefallfreak 0]

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to
give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
what she does with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a
fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The
man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is
impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in
a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man
thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and
then he......married the one with the biggest tits..Men are Men.
Can you say BOOBIES???
FFF

[skyhawk 2]

yes i can
BOOBIES
but i cant say it in colour :(
Click Me

[PhreeZone 15]

BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES I want to touch the sky, I want to fly so high ~ Sonique

[skyhawk 2]

prick :)
Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
Woooooo, good morning, ladies.
Click Me

[billvon 2,435]

>Still Single?
When I think about a woman going to a DZ and looking for a guy, I remember a saying Amy's sister used about the men in Alaska - "The odd are good, but the goods are a little odd."
-bill von