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Quotebut humans & monkeys are the only species that commit rape.
My pet rabbit used to try to rape my ankle all the time.
EricaH 0
it's a good thing you were bigger than him.
There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.
PMS #227 (just like the TV show)
There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.
PMS #227 (just like the TV show)
Muenkel 0
Did you feel violated and dirty?
Chris
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feuergnom 22
how about tisone: There's more shrinks in the usa than postmen... (i wonder if this really proves to be true)
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle
dudeist skydiver # 666
dudeist skydiver # 666
Quoteit's a good thing you were bigger than him.
Plus I had my secret weapon. He wouldn't go off the carpet onto linoleum tile. The kitchen was my safety zone
QuoteSomething i would like to know...
How can nose hairs stand up on their own ?
"Mucophagy" is the medical term for "snot-eating," the consumption of the nasal mucus obtained from nose-picking.
Some good booger trivia.
Man...now i can sleep thanks.
-- Hope you don't die. --
I'm fucking winning
-- Hope you don't die. --
I'm fucking winning
QuoteMan...now i can sleep thanks.
I haven't tried getting the nose hairs to stand up by themselves. However, I had a devil of a time getting my mustache to come in very thickly, so I took an alternate approach. I let my nose hairs get very long and then used bear fat to style them into place. It looks like a handlebar mustache now.
Ladies love the stylishly coifed man.
QuoteI haven't tried getting the nose hairs to stand up by themselves.
You have to pull one out first soldier.....
I can almost smell your excitement.
-- Hope you don't die. --
I'm fucking winning
Stop the calls, we have a winner!
Sparky
Sparky
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
QuoteDo you know that you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?
Or that you can see Jupiter through a telescope but not Uranus!
What do you get when you have 5 blondes standing next to each other?
A wind tunnel!!
From yet another blonde!
A wind tunnel!!
From yet another blonde!
QuoteWhat do you get when you have 5 blondes standing next to each other?
A wind tunnel!!
From yet another blonde!
Nice one!!!
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Blondes do have more fun!
And the lowest number of teeth per capita
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
Oh, wait...damn...not pigspeed....sorry
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