CrazyIvan 0 #76 July 17, 2003 Why is it that we drive in PARKways and park in DRIVEways?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #77 July 17, 2003 A bull is not made angry by seeing a red cape, in fact, a bull cannot really see the color red... bulls are color-blind. Only the female mosquito sucks blood. The males just drink nectar. People's hair and nails do NOT grow after the person dies... it just looks that way. 95% of the gas in farts is air that you swallowed as you ate. And none of this trivia is useless... that is, if you play Jeopardy on a regular basis. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #78 July 17, 2003 Quoteyou could always have a duct system under the seats in an otter and feed all the methane to a jet engine... free extra altitude! more altitude, more methane, more altitude, more methane.... Which would in turn eliminate unwanted odors within the plane! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #79 July 17, 2003 Do you know that you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #80 July 17, 2003 The Eisenhower Interstate System requires that one mile in every five be straight- these sections are useable as airstrips in wartime or emergencies. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #81 July 17, 2003 QuoteOnly the female mosquito sucks blood. Human females too. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base704 0 #82 July 17, 2003 QuoteGoldfish have a memory span of about 5 seconds. "ohh! fish flakes!!" ... ... ... "ohh! fish flakes!" ... ... ... "ohh! fish flakes!" . love it...You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #83 July 17, 2003 The longest straight border between countries is the border between the US and Canada. If all the ice in Alaska were to melt, Texas would be the largest state. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #84 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteOnly the female mosquito sucks blood. Human females too. I've never tasted blood... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base704 0 #85 July 17, 2003 The smoker you drink, the player you get.You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #86 July 17, 2003 QuoteThe longest straight border between countries is the border between the US and Canada. And what's the longest GAY border?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #87 July 17, 2003 I'm thinkin' San Francisco's gonna be involved here. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #88 July 17, 2003 san francisco city limits?"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #89 July 17, 2003 Quotesan francisco city limits? I guess it makes sense.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #90 July 17, 2003 san fran has that reputation, but i wonder which city actually has the highest per capita gay population? which state? which country? i think i'll go ask cecil adams. he knows stuff."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #91 July 17, 2003 The etymology of the word Woman comes from the two words Woe and Man. Don't kill me -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #92 July 17, 2003 THE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS 8 POUNDS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #93 July 17, 2003 QuoteTHE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS 8 POUNDS. Not if you are a blonde __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #94 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteTHE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS 8 POUNDS. Not if you are a blonde What do you think, 8 ounces? That sound better? I don't know--I have more hair than that! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #95 July 17, 2003 QuoteThe Eisenhower Interstate System requires that one mile in every five be straight- these sections are useable as airstrips in wartime or emergencies. sorry. useless trivia must be true. you are the weakest link... goodbye! haha, just messing with you. But the interstate system being straight for runways thing is a urban legend, and its false: http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/airstrip.asp p.s. did anybody else ever had that urge to smack that "weakest link host lady" ? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #96 July 17, 2003 more human body trivia... if you could remove all your blood vessels and stretch them end to end, they would be over a mile long. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #97 July 17, 2003 if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer?.... that was a trick used on kids in school... if you put your hand up you got hit... .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #98 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteOnly the female mosquito sucks blood. Human females too. they also suck money... from all my divorced friends... ps.. single for life... unless you are weird and like me.. .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #99 July 17, 2003 The NUMBERS has their value as per the number of ANGLES. 1= 1 angle 2= 2 angles Zero is round, therefore NO angles__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #100 July 17, 2003 The infinite sum of 1/n^2 converges to pi^2/6. This is extremely difficult to demonstrate. In fact, the calculation of that limit is considered one of the turning points of mathematics to the abstract analysis we have today. This is because it requires Fourier calculus, which was considered mostly a curiousity and wasn't taken seriously until it solved this very difficult problem. Fourier used abstract reasoning in his method akin to what we use today. ================================= Ok that took me a while to remember this. I guess your referring to the geometric series of 1/(x^2). Yeah I did never see the usefulness of geometric series myself. But anyway, lets look at a rough estimation of this. 1+1/4+1/9+1/16+1/25+1/36+1/49... upto 1.51 is what you have on one end. Then you got (pi^2)/6. Hmm approximately 9.86/6 or 1.64 makes sense. Although I vaguely rember a similar series that went to infinity.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
