happythoughts 0 #176 July 21, 2003 In scuba diving, there are two types of divers. Those who pee in their wetsuit and those who lie about it. Same for masturbation. For those who have religious reasons, you can lay on your arm until it goes numb. Then it feels like someone elses hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #177 July 21, 2003 QuoteFor those who have religious reasons, you can lay on your arm until it goes numb. Then it feels like someone elses hand. Trouble is with that is you can make a right mess of a perfectly good pillow if your not paying attention. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #178 July 21, 2003 QuoteTrouble is with that is you can make a right mess of a perfectly good pillow if your not paying attention. Good to know. This is strictly hearsay. Just what people have told me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #179 July 21, 2003 QuoteChickens can't fly They fly really funny when you cut their heads off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #180 July 21, 2003 arrrrrrrrrrgggg.... higher mathmatics.... i thought I left that in college... and you bring such torture here. but is it torture If i like it? put that in your equation and smoke it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #181 July 21, 2003 Something i've noticed....when you get a tan, you will never get any darker than your foreskin. I guess this is just for the guys...but i will take any private pm's from women too. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fungi3001 0 #182 July 21, 2003 my foot is longer - by about 2 inches .but i do have starngley long and pointy toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fungi3001 0 #183 July 21, 2003 QuoteIf you leave a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. apparently if you put them in a fizzy drink the explode, but ive never done it so i wouldnt know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #184 July 21, 2003 Like these ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #185 July 21, 2003 QuoteLike these ? New type of landing gear? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #186 July 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteLike these ? New type of landing gear? I think the plane ran into a chicken that was not flying. I've heard they can't fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
