CrazyIvan 0 #151 July 21, 2003 QuoteYour about 10 seconds away from the most imbarrassing moment of your life. "Andrew Dice Clay" Ford Fairlane__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #152 July 21, 2003 Women's breasts become larger during sexual intercourse. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #153 July 21, 2003 Penises should have a label: For better results, shake well before use.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #154 July 21, 2003 rats can't vomit. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #155 July 21, 2003 Chickens can't fly__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #156 July 21, 2003 crazy ivan isn't really a jedi master his light sabre is plastic -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #157 July 21, 2003 Quotecrazy ivan isn't really a jedi master his light sabre is plastic LMFAO!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #158 July 21, 2003 QuoteChickens can't fly http://www.vfr.net/~tbruce/facts.html see No. 10 ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #159 July 21, 2003 just ribbin ya obi wan... hey wanna get together for a drink next time i'm in NYC? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #160 July 21, 2003 QuoteChickens can't fly The largest chicken egg on record was nearly 12 oz., measuring 12 1/4" around. Can we say owwwwweeeee... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #161 July 21, 2003 when the world trade centers were still standing (bows head and crosses self), each had it's own zip code rubber bands last longer when refrigerated peanuts are an ingredient of dynomite -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #162 July 21, 2003 Quotepeanuts are an ingredient of dynomite dynomite is spelled D-Y-N-A-M-I-T-E. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #163 July 21, 2003 no no no, spell it and SAY it like that dude on the show in the seventies.... DYNO-MITE!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #164 July 21, 2003 I can't do that, I'm Xenophobic. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #165 July 21, 2003 c'mon... we're now in group dot-com therapy... just reach down into your inner child, embrace your inner-negro and say.... DYNO-MITE!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #166 July 21, 2003 Michael, They say the first step to healing is the admission of the condition. Sub-100lb., 6 foot tall, African-Americans with polyester shirts, bell-bottom slacks and berets make me want to self-mutilate. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #167 July 21, 2003 I'm so proud of you! You are now embarking on a wonderful, albeit difficult, road of self-discovery that will make you a contributing member of society... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #168 July 21, 2003 Quotejust ribbin ya obi wan... hey wanna get together for a drink next time i'm in NYC? Sure!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #169 July 21, 2003 pm me your contact info and I'll call ya when I'm coming to town... prob in a couple of weeks or so. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #170 July 21, 2003 Quoteroad of self-discovery that will make you a contributing member Too late. I did some self-discovery at an early age and I started contributing my member. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #171 July 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteChickens can't fly http://www.vfr.net/~tbruce/facts.html see No. 10 Ok...Chickens can't fly FAR. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #172 July 21, 2003 Me too. Let us take a moment to think of those people less fortunate than ourselves. Those people with short arms. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #173 July 21, 2003 ah.... contributing to your member... floggin the dolphin... boppin the bishop... you DEVIANT!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #174 July 21, 2003 Quoteah.... contributing to your member... floggin the dolphin... boppin the bishop... you DEVIANT!!! Normal is just a statistical term meaning average. Deviant is being 2 standard deviations away from normal. Since chokin' the one-eyed python is normal, whoever doesn't is Deviant. In fact, I may be above average. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #175 July 21, 2003 2 SD's? hmmm.... I wonder what the p value would be if we ran a t-test on who does/does not masturbate.... those who do not would likely be p<.0000000000005 -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
