boinky 0 #1 April 5, 2006 QuoteYaay! Yep, I'm a daddy, woo hoo! "Billy Vance's little girl Samantha Ann Vance entered the world at 2:43 pm, April 4, 2006 and weighed 6 lb 6 oz and is absolutely precious. The happy parents and baby are doing well." May I be the first here on dz.com to wish you and Flo the greatest congratulations on the birth of your beautiful daughter, Samantha. Remember, though....if there are no pics...it didn't happen (so we expect pictures soon!) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 April 5, 2006 Congrats, Billy and family!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 April 5, 2006 Wow! Congrats! All the best wishes for a hapy new childhood.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 April 5, 2006 speak up i cant hear ya....congrats billy...here i thought you were firing blankshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clite 0 #5 April 5, 2006 Congratulations Billy! You and Flo will make great parents. Now about them pics?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #6 April 5, 2006 congrats to them and their new daughter Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #7 April 5, 2006 Where you been Billy? heard Aliens got you... oh yea where our beers too? (First baby) Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 April 5, 2006 WTF you doing on so latehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 April 5, 2006 God I wish I'd been deaf some nights when my daughter was a newborn! Congrats Billy & Flo! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #10 April 5, 2006 Congratulations Billy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #11 April 5, 2006 Congrats, Billy! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #12 April 5, 2006 Congrats to the new momma and poppa! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 April 5, 2006 Hooty Hoo Hoo!!!! Congrats Billy!!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #14 April 5, 2006 yeah, Billy! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #15 April 5, 2006 Congratulations Billy!! Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 April 5, 2006 Congrats Billy! Hey...is the your FIRST daughter?!?!?! !!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #17 April 5, 2006 Congratz welcome to the biggest life event.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 April 5, 2006 Congrats Billy and Flo, and welcome to the world, baby Samantha!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #19 April 5, 2006 CONGRATULATIONS, Mom & Dad! And to the little wet one too. I've never had the newborn experience, but I can give you the wisdom of my 18 months experience with toddlers: 1) Prepare to be STICKY. Yes, sticky. Smelly and sleepless, but mainly sticky. Sticky hands, sticky faces. It's like they secrete rubber cement out of their skin glands. 2) SOCKS: All one style. All white. Laundry otherwise can truly put you over the edge. 3) Teach her to cuss out Lee in sign language, then just tell the rest of us what she's saying. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #20 April 5, 2006 Congrats to all! Happy birthday, Samantha! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #21 April 5, 2006 Congrats Billy! That's awesome Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 April 5, 2006 Yeaaaaah! Billy!!!!!!!Congrats on your new litttle. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 April 5, 2006 That's really neat! Congratulations, Billy! Hope, Mom and baby are doing well. You gotta post pics!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 April 5, 2006 Congrats Billy! I was wondering if someone was preventing you from posting, now I know its true! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #25 April 5, 2006 Nice! Congrats to you both! It's the best thing that ever happened to me, so I am sure it will be much the same for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
