popsjumper 2 #1 July 9, 2006 You may want to re-think it...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimblair13 0 #2 July 9, 2006 Hahaha. Dayum kids! But...they're still cute!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 July 9, 2006 No, I definitely don't. Being a lifeguard is the best form of birth control ever.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #4 July 9, 2006 QuoteYou may want to re-think it... Did Lisamarie send that to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 July 9, 2006 What pisses me off about my son (who is well into his terrible twos even though he's still a month away from being two) is that so much of the bad stuff he does is freaking hilarious.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 July 9, 2006 Yes, I still definitely someday want kids. I will definitely make a mental note however not to leave my children alone with large cans of open house paint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #7 July 9, 2006 Unless its lead paint, that'll learn 'em. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 July 9, 2006 QuoteYou may want to re-think it... All ready thought about it.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #9 July 9, 2006 You've just got to remember your responsibilities before entertaining your lady friends... Remember the kitchen disaster???What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #10 July 9, 2006 Wait till he discovers how to FLUSH things. Send him to Plumbing School and plan your revenge early!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 July 9, 2006 QuoteWhat pisses me off about my son (who is well into his terrible twos even though he's still a month away from being two) is that so much of the bad stuff he does is freaking hilarious.... Gotta agree...same with mine...but it's mandatory that you have a good sense of humor when raising kids. Absolutely MANDATORY. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #12 July 9, 2006 Holy crap....did you paint them or did they paint you ????? I would be afraid of what the rest of the house looked like....however, you may have a picasso on your hands...or feet....or chin.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #13 July 9, 2006 I sure hope that is water based paint... I am not sure I would be here today if I did that as a child. If I was, my butt would still be soreLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 July 9, 2006 Quote What pisses me off about my son (who is well into his terrible twos even though he's still a month away from being two) is that so much of the bad stuff he does is freaking hilarious.... That is one of the hardest things us parents battle. How effective is a lecture when mommy is holding back fits of laughter . This is where sending them to the room first while I laugh my butt off comes in handy...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #15 July 9, 2006 I prefer puppies & snakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #16 July 9, 2006 Yup, they may get into things and sap up all your time when they're real young, but boy how they make the heart soar, the holidays cheerful and life ever more precious. My daughter... You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunderbow 1 #17 July 9, 2006 She is georgious.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 July 9, 2006 Just looked outside and the accross the street neibor has been t-p'd during the night.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #19 July 9, 2006 I still want kids one day but for now raising my little brother who is 5 is enough for me.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #20 July 9, 2006 QuoteWhat pisses me off about my son (who is well into his terrible twos even though he's still a month away from being two) is that so much of the bad stuff he does is freaking hilarious.... Has he discovered that peanut butter sandwiches fit perfectly in VCRs yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
only_at_120 0 #21 July 9, 2006 To late to rethink here. But I had to put the boy out today!!! Got his BA at UT Austin, moving to NY next week to start at Columbia Univ and had to put him out! TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT! And yes he was taught better. Give me the terrible 2's anyday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #22 July 9, 2006 HA-HA That is great.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #23 July 9, 2006 QuoteNo, I definitely don't. Being a lifeguard is the best form of birth control ever. AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I taught swimming lessons for 8 years and was a lifeguard for 4 of those year. Every summer I would tell my mom to remind me of that when I started talking about babies. Of course, it's been a while since then, and I definitely want A kid one day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #24 July 10, 2006 Hee! Hee!! Well, let's just say after 5.5 years of being a governess and 10+ years of being a teacher I have never been pregnant or had a pregnancy scare. I do guess I still want to have kids someday but not until it's absolutely the right time for ME and the child whenever that is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 July 10, 2006 Yeah, hee hee, good thing I have a great sense of humor. I opened my t-mobile bill yesterday and my cute little "kid" had 8000--yes, that's eight thousand--text messages. $984.00. wow, was I ROFLMAO!!!!!! phone gone bye-bye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
