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  1. Bolas

    Women’s records/swooping

    Wouldn’t separating classes by Wing Loading be easiest and most effective? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. The original plan was to attach a silent audio file (so noone could hear it) to the groupme chat but Jerry didn’t know how. So ya got white noise instead, ass-trumpet.
  3. Remember the ongoing argument over kiss passes? There were people actually arguing that putting your tongue down a student's throat was part of the sport and they shouldn't go to a DZ if they didn't like it. My suggestion was that if that was the case then they should have to do it with *every* female student. That didn't go over well. Probably went over better than had you said kiss pass *every* student. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. +1 (gazillion) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Don't try using a smaller deployment bag to make it tighter either. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas

    Name something that is a bad idea to do naked.

    Having been to many nudist beaches/colonies, I can tell you that once you are used to people not wearing clothes, it is no more "psychologically traumatising" to see all shapes and sizes naked as it is to see them with clothes. In fact, in my opinion, there is a beauty to walking around care-free and not being subjected to constant branding and advertising and displays of wealth and/or other fashion "musts"... Nearly naked can be more "psychologically traumatizing" as the eye is drawn to the minimal clothing or so I've been told... In nudist situations the eye contact level is very high.
  7. She never has to start paying. That is not a part of a court order. It will be up to the dz to do what they can to get the money from her. I once had to garnish a credit union account to collect. Jerry Baumchen Per this post the court has the money already as was required to appeal. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4748810#4748810 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas

    Scotty Carbone

    Bullshit. He's immortal. Someone go wake him up. Probably just sleeping heavier (and quieter). Blue Skies Forever Scotty. That big formation now has a much lower breakoff.
  9. Used to tell people: "The sky will always be there, if ever it isn't we've got much bigger problems than skydiving." Now that I'm over a year uncurrent, tell that to myself too.
  10. Bolas

    The Family Fued show

    "I saw it in this movie once where they landed at an alligator farm, so I'm gonna say alligators" (Clapping) "Good answer! Good answer!" "Show me alligators!!!" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas

    Counting Points on exit?

    Vaguely recall a four-way team (Airspeed?) that moved to their second point before everybody was even fully outside the door. Believe the judges counted it as while people were partly still in the aircraft, they were not touching any part of it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Just one story of his generosity.
  13. Bolas

    Did Disney Store really sell these ?

    SIG, AR15. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas

    Looking For: Jeff Sanders Washington State

    Seen him at Lost Prairie. Perhaps Jdobleman, grimmie, drdive, or one of the other prairie regulars may have more info on him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    When I cleaned out my gear bag ....

    When I cleaned out my gearbag I found one broken rubber, two striped pregnancy tests, three expired jumptickets Four candy wrappers, Five pull-up cords, Six boogie t-shirts, Seven lady's numbers, Eight wingsuits Nine whip-its. Ten... Eleven... Case of beer Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.