Tuna-Salad 0 #1 March 9, 2009 So for about the last... well I first noticed it about 4 months ago.. god knows what goes on when I'm not home.. I live on a 1'st floor apartment and my neighbors above me.... well they have a squeaky bed and the woman is just as loud. I was woken up at 3:17 am by.. them. I have seen them checking mail, walking from parking lot and they have always been friendly, saying "hello" or commenting on the weather. But them fucking within hearing range is kinda getting old. I mean.. am I supposed to knock on the door and ask to join in or what? They appear to be nice people so I don't want to be "that" neighbor who has to complain, nor do I want to confront them and say "hey, when you guys fuck I can hear it.." Suggestions?Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #2 March 9, 2009 Ear plugs Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 March 9, 2009 Present them with a can of oil for their bed springs... they may get the idea then (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #4 March 9, 2009 I have something for this one! Join in! Start squeaking and groaning and have a beer to "pop" at the right moment. (Maybe they will hear you and ask you to join in. Bwahahahaha!) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 March 9, 2009 If you ever get laid again make the chick scream loud enough so they can hear you guys. Maybe they'll realize they can be heard.... Or.... maybe they get off on being loud. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #6 March 9, 2009 Quote If you ever get laid again make the chick scream loud enough so they can hear you guys. Maybe they'll realize they can be heard.... Or.... maybe they get off on being loud. "If you ever get laid again" Ouch! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #7 March 9, 2009 Quote So for about the last... well I first noticed it about 4 months ago.. god knows what goes on when I'm not home.. I live on a 1'st floor apartment and my neighbors above me.... well they have a squeaky bed and the woman is just as loud. I was woken up at 3:17 am by.. them. I have seen them checking mail, walking from parking lot and they have always been friendly, saying "hello" or commenting on the weather. But them fucking within hearing range is kinda getting old. I mean.. am I supposed to knock on the door and ask to join in or what? They appear to be nice people so I don't want to be "that" neighbor who has to complain, nor do I want to confront them and say "hey, when you guys fuck I can hear it.." Suggestions? Two words - audio recorder."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 March 9, 2009 Quote Two words - audio recorder. +1 Then play it for themMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #9 March 9, 2009 QuoteSo for about the last... well I first noticed it about 4 months ago.. god knows what goes on when I'm not home.. I live on a 1'st floor apartment and my neighbors above me.... well they have a squeaky bed and the woman is just as loud. I was woken up at 3:17 am by.. them. I have seen them checking mail, walking from parking lot and they have always been friendly, saying "hello" or commenting on the weather. But them fucking within hearing range is kinda getting old. I mean.. am I supposed to knock on the door and ask to join in or what? They appear to be nice people so I don't want to be "that" neighbor who has to complain, nor do I want to confront them and say "hey, when you guys fuck I can hear it.." Suggestions? Give them a gift basket with a little 3-in-1 oil for the squeak and a gag for the woman. Or just think about how lucky you are, since they're not coming _through_ the walls. I had a room mate once that got quite physical with his girl friend. When we moved out we had to patch the resulting drywall holes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #10 March 9, 2009 Quote Two words - audio recorder. Close; PA system. Example in here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066026/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 March 9, 2009 When I lived in an apartment, one weekend the couple upstairs sounded like they were playin' tittle winks with manhole covers...At the mailbox I innocently ask the guy if he'd heard all the commotion... I told him- "I think someone was on the roof declawing a mountain lion with a screwdriver and a ball peen hammer. He gave me a grin and said he'd keep it down...then asked me not to mention it to his wife, who was out of town that weekend! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #12 March 9, 2009 Quote sounded like they were playin' tittle winks with manhole covers... Never hear of those before, but it sounds dirty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #13 March 9, 2009 For the youngsters who don't have a clue, this is what the other old guy meant: http://www.google.com/search?q=tiddlywinks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-aWhen the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #14 March 9, 2009 I knew exactly what he was talking about. I just thought it was funny! Tittle winks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #15 March 9, 2009 The last building I lived in, it was the guy who made all the noise. They were into nooners, too. My advice would be to buy a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #16 March 9, 2009 Do what I did when I had noisy people living in the flat above, I screwed four sub woofers to the ceiling looped "Je t aime" an let it play all weekend whilst I went to the DZ. apart from some funny looks they never said anything to me. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 March 9, 2009 when i still lived with my parents, one time, i had this girl over.. my dad ended up calling me on my mobile, asking if i needed any help with.. that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #18 March 9, 2009 Is she HOT????????Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #19 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote So for about the last... well I first noticed it about 4 months ago.. god knows what goes on when I'm not home.. I live on a 1'st floor apartment and my neighbors above me.... well they have a squeaky bed and the woman is just as loud. I was woken up at 3:17 am by.. them. I have seen them checking mail, walking from parking lot and they have always been friendly, saying "hello" or commenting on the weather. But them fucking within hearing range is kinda getting old. I mean.. am I supposed to knock on the door and ask to join in or what? They appear to be nice people so I don't want to be "that" neighbor who has to complain, nor do I want to confront them and say "hey, when you guys fuck I can hear it.." Suggestions? Two words - audio recorder. Actually I set up my video camera toward the ceiling to record the noise because my friends did not think it was so. LoL I wonder if it is an escort service or if they make porn... I see several guys at all hours and noticing her car does not keep a typcial 8-5 or later work pattern.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humanflite 0 #20 March 9, 2009 Quote Do what I did when I had noisy people living in the flat above, I screwed four sub woofers to the ceiling looped "Je t aime" an let it play all weekend whilst I went to the DZ. apart from some funny looks they never said anything to me. Thats a classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #21 March 9, 2009 A friend of mine used to be an apartment community manager. People complaining about being able to hear their neighbors having sex isn't an uncommon complaint. Go complain to the property manager. Well, don't complain. Let he/she know your story - they'll understand that it's a hard conversation to have. If they're a good manager, they'll say something to the noisey pair upstairs. Maybe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 March 10, 2009 Next time you hear them fucking, start yelling "yes, yes, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!! like the gymnasium storage room scene from the movie Porky's. Still one of the funniest scenes I've ever watched. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 March 10, 2009 Drill a hole and get a borescope and a video cameraDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #24 March 10, 2009 Everyone seems to be missing the point.. The *real* problem is that you're not getting laid enough.. If you were, you wouldn't be noticing the neighbours!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 March 10, 2009 Quote Everyone seems to be missing the point.. The *real* problem is that you're not getting laid enough.. If you were, you wouldn't be noticing the neighbours!!! A woman shouldn't say that about a guy unless she is not willing to take the positionDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
