normiss 622 #26 December 22, 2011 I wouldn't be so sure...you're accepting of butt secks so far..... just sayin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #27 December 22, 2011 Quote I wouldn't be so sure...you're accepting of butt secks so far..... just sayin' is that not considered having questionable morals...? sweet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #28 December 22, 2011 Quote Quote I wouldn't be so sure...you're accepting of butt secks so far..... just sayin' is that not considered having questionable morals...? sweet there's no question about it.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dks13827 2 #29 December 22, 2011 An expensive engagement ring. Sad thing is, once she tastes the expensive wedding cake, that's all she wrote ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #30 December 22, 2011 Quote An expensive engagement ring. Sad thing is, once she tastes the expensive wedding cake, that's all she wrote ! Guys stop scaring me like that! Sure my X wife was an abusive bitch but shit at least I got a BJs!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 December 22, 2011 A box of wine? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #32 December 22, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote +1 I'd also accept an Infinity or a brand new Storm. so that would be dick suckin ? I have a Storm for trade note: "brand new" I want it in colors of my choosing & the appropriate size for me How about butt secks? That would take a whole rig. Or a diamond I could sell for a whole rig. apparently I'm the only girl with questionable morals on this site tho.... Hmmm... You never said a NEW rig.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #33 December 22, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote +1 I'd also accept an Infinity or a brand new Storm. so that would be dick suckin ? I have a Storm for trade note: "brand new" I want it in colors of my choosing & the appropriate size for me How about butt secks? That would take a whole rig. Or a diamond I could sell for a whole rig. apparently I'm the only girl with questionable morals on this site tho.... Hmmm... You never said a NEW rig. ok let me clarify. "That would take a whole NEW rig." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #34 December 22, 2011 How much for straight vaginal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #35 December 22, 2011 Quote How much for straight vaginal? You know the joke, right?: Now that we've established what you are, we're just negotiating the terms... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #37 December 22, 2011 Quote Quote How much for straight vaginal? You know the joke, right?: Now that we've established what you are, we're just negotiating the terms... I've been thinking of that this whole thread. Everybody's a whore it's just the terms of the contract that change Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #38 December 22, 2011 Nah, some of us are just men. (UF not included of course...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #39 December 22, 2011 Quote not sure .... but the famously ideal one to STOP all blow jobs .... ... a wedding ring That didn't happen to me... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #40 December 23, 2011 A vasectomy reversal?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #41 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote +1 I'd also accept an Infinity or a brand new Storm. so that would be dick suckin ? I have a Storm for trade note: "brand new" I want it in colors of my choosing & the appropriate size for me How about butt secks? That would take a whole rig. Or a diamond I could sell for a whole rig. apparently I'm the only girl with questionable morals on this site tho.... Hmmm... You never said a NEW rig. ok let me clarify. "That would take a whole NEW rig." Any rig would be NEW to you.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #42 December 23, 2011 Multiple orgasms. (For her - in case that wasn't obvious.)"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #43 December 23, 2011 Quote Multiple orgasms. (For her - in case that wasn't obvious.) Yeah but that's fun for us. A woman having a deep orgasm is.......like WOW! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #44 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote Multiple orgasms. (For her - in case that wasn't obvious.) Yeah but that's fun for us. A woman having a deep orgasm is.......like WOW! What, did someone tell you about it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #45 December 24, 2011 oh shit you guys... and then i git to BILLYS THREAD!! WELP yep Pops, my image is kinda screwed uP now also Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #46 December 24, 2011 "I never had sex with that women""My DNA on her on her dress That wasn't sex that was just a blow job" You all need to get with the times. A blow job isn't any big deal since slick willy let the cat out of the bag under oath and the National news.It is what it is, "depending what your definition of is is." If you whip it out in the right group of Ladies Your 12 CM might end up looking a drowned prune. For freeTo bad some of you dudes were born a couple of decades to early.FWIW in case 269 the engr isn't smart enough enought to figure it out its not a good deal if the freebee is cumming from a minor. R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #47 December 24, 2011 I showed my wife this thread, she didn't think it was funny. I did! Even so, I pressed her for an answer, and she replied "Diamonds" HAH! What a joke. I wasn't figuring on it, she wanted a Kindle Fire, with the case & stand, ear buds all kinds of stuff. I reckon she figured it had diamonds inside of it! I got the "Full Meal Deal" out of a Kindle Fire, Go figure. -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #48 December 24, 2011 Quote Quote Multiple orgasms. (For her - in case that wasn't obvious.) Yeah but that's fun for us. A woman having a deep orgasm is.......like WOW! You're right! That'll keep you harder than Chinese arithmetic! Like... 'Did I do thayut?' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #49 December 24, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Multiple orgasms. (For her - in case that wasn't obvious.) Yeah but that's fun for us. A woman having a deep orgasm is.......like WOW! You're right! That'll keep you harder than Chinese arithmetic! Like... 'Did I do thayut?' Hi Master http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah 269 Is what he is. the only multiple O he's experiend is from the the hand of the Quote "king of Kings Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neandertal 0 #50 December 25, 2011 New rig, pearls, ring, diamonds? You guys are inflationing the BJ's market. At the DZ, a good BJ shouldn't cost you more than a few jump tickets and beer afterwords... No Drogue, no JUMP!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
