JohnRich 4 #1 February 11, 2012 "Well, at least the plane is not damaged. Yet." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 February 11, 2012 that's a pretty dramatic way to set up an abseiling rig You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #3 February 11, 2012 Looks like I have the wire landing down pat. Next on the list is the tree landing.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #4 February 11, 2012 Recalculating... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #5 February 11, 2012 edited to add. I LOVE "Recalculating".. perfectMy caption?? " And THAT completes your FREE ! Introductory Airplane Ride !! Here at "Cable Crossing Airport"... " Let's Go in the office NOW, and Sign You UP !!!"p.s. way to GO JohnRich... excellent picture! jt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #6 February 11, 2012 .....Ready! ......Set! ..........Go!!!!!!!!Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,341 #7 February 11, 2012 I dont believe you. That's not how the carrier pilots do it."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #8 February 11, 2012 Bird on a wire...Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #9 February 11, 2012 Quote Recalculating... I knew I shouldn't have ordered the GPS from that Australian dealer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #10 February 11, 2012 Just a question ....Who's taking that picture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 February 11, 2012 "Nice job, you caught the Three wire."-or- "As soon as the battery is charged all the way, we'll disconnect and fly around some more." -or- "Any landing you can rappel away from is a good landing." -or- "I think I said 'hangar', not 'hang her'." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #12 February 11, 2012 John - you have too much time on your hands LMAO "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 February 11, 2012 Johnny thought "fly-by-wire" meant something else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #14 February 11, 2012 I told you your check engine light was on! or I knew it was a bad idea to call the sex chat line in flight. or You do the base jump, I'll film it and then if you survive I'll follow you.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weaverd 0 #15 February 11, 2012 Aprils fools day on an aircraft carrier! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 February 11, 2012 Nice one-point landing, dude! Think of the money we'll make on "America's Dumbest!" WoW! That was some really good shit, dude! Friends are right there with you when the shit hits the fan. Aircraft prairie dogsMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,055 #17 February 12, 2012 We'll call it the "Airplane Zipline Ride!!"Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #18 February 13, 2012 QuoteJust a question ....Who's taking that picture? Good question. I figure someone was on one of the towers to which that power line was connected. And the line from that rappeler who is in the door of the plane and must be a rescuer, must have gotten over to the plane from there. Gutsy. If that plane was to blow off the wire, or the wire were to snap, even though you're attached by that line to the nearby tower, you're probably still going to be really hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #19 February 13, 2012 Sure enough, you showed me my farm from an angle I'd never seen, just as you promised! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #20 February 13, 2012 Hold my beer and watch this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #21 February 13, 2012 Who says you can never get a parking spot around here?Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 100 #22 February 13, 2012 Acme aeroplane trap. Satisfaction guaranteed....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 February 13, 2012 DOOR! Cat's comment about "Recalculating made me think of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZXM_g3mqew Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
