SpeedRacer 1 #1 July 30, 2012 I am sure this has been covered,so please just post a link to the thread, but I am trying to put something together that summarizes things skydivers say that sound dirty. stuff like "how much for a pack job?" and "glad you could join us on that three way" and "i couldn't get any penetration" {last bit sounds like a rolling stones song}. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #2 July 30, 2012 "I'll pack your chute." "I had a hard time pulling my pud." "So then I went low on her . . ." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #3 July 30, 2012 lets get together in five minutes for a dirt dive.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #4 July 30, 2012 Anybody up for a horny gorilla? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #5 July 30, 2012 Quote Anybody up for a horny gorilla? Wink Only if you take rear position Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #6 July 30, 2012 I have "3-way with 2 cats" in my logbook. And of course, a 9-way giant inflatable penis bikini jump doesn't just sound dirty. But it was funny as all hell."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #7 July 30, 2012 "Can you cock me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 July 30, 2012 Quote "Can you cock me?" Perfect. But I doubt I'll use that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 July 30, 2012 I know a skydiver that says "Shit on a dead baby". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lowapproach 0 #10 July 30, 2012 We pulled a 5 way train this weekend.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #11 July 30, 2012 Nothing yet about a rodeo ?You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #12 July 30, 2012 I went head down on this chick during a three-way"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monko760 0 #13 July 30, 2012 QuoteI know a skydiver that says "Shit on a dead baby". For what purpose, or is he being literal?I fly and stuff, its fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 July 31, 2012 How about "hey, check my handles, would you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #15 July 31, 2012 She left a little early but I managed to chase her down and pin her. What a great muff dive! Fabulous! ...but the real fun didn't start until we debriefed! ~ "no muff too tuff" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #16 July 31, 2012 a long delay is great but hop-n-pops are fun tooGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 144 #17 July 31, 2012 Woohoo, I got to jump an otter this weekend.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 July 31, 2012 Quote Quote I know a skydiver that says "Shit on a dead baby". For what purpose, or is he being literal? I think it's to make you laugh and shake your head, but maybe he really means it. Deet duh dee. Anyway, it sounds dirty and a skydiver says it, and it contains the word "shit". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #19 July 31, 2012 "I was helping my buddy get his rating this weekend so I rode front for him. I didn't like having to wear the harness but what are friends for?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #20 July 31, 2012 Bolas, put on your clothes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #21 August 1, 2012 Don't forget to pull...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 August 1, 2012 I got in her burble.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #23 August 1, 2012 We were in a four way but two of the guys went low so I just decided to mount the 3rd and go for a rodeo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 August 1, 2012 3 words: Dirty Pirate Hookers.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #25 August 3, 2012 "Can my brother and I come on your next load?" (from the Scotty Carbone thread) See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites