quade 3 #26 July 3, 2014 LuckyMcSwervyYou should know every little saying there is and how it can be construed, positively or negatively. "When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." -- Tom Lehrer And that's not really much of a brilliant observation either. I'm not saying that you should assume everything said by a man has a double entendre associated with it, but . . . my guess is you probably can't come up with a phrase that can't be turned into one.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #27 July 3, 2014 promise5Circle jerk? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=circle+jerkAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #28 July 3, 2014 quade ***You should know every little saying there is and how it can be construed, positively or negatively. "When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." -- Tom Lehrer And that's not really much of a brilliant observation either. I'm not saying that you should assume everything said by a man has a double entendre associated with it, but . . . my guess is you probably can't come up with a phrase that can't be turned into one. Sometimes I choose to ignore some double entendres by both men and some woman. Other times I call them out. However, your guess is correct that I can't come up with a phrase that couldn't be turned into something sexually charged. Even if I were to start saying some lines of the Hail Mary someone would find something to twist. It's ok, such is life. Takes all kinds to make the world go around. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 July 3, 2014 promise5 Actually I'll say the crews I work with are great. They really watch what they say and the language they use. I have more self appointed uncles, older brothers and dads then a person could want but I love them all. It probably won't always be that way. Wait until those protective ones have retired, moved on, gotten promoted etc. Wait until you have moved up in the ranks and have more men below you. See how long that kumbaya we love our "big sister" lasts when you're the one giving orders to some men or are getting promotions they think you only got because you have a set of tits. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. You can't trust everyone to always respect you as a woman or have your back.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #30 July 3, 2014 Yes! The guys warn me all the time. I have run into one so far that is a know it all condescending ASS!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #31 July 3, 2014 Amazon******Circle jerk? Is it actually possible for somebody to be this innocent? Please tell me you're joking here. Jus Sayin She lives in Alaska, she should know that one!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #32 July 4, 2014 oldwomanc6 *********Circle jerk? Is it actually possible for somebody to be this innocent? Please tell me you're joking here. Jus Sayin She lives in Alaska, she should know that one! I spent enough time up there to have experienced it first hand. In my desire to put distance betwixt my very controlling family and myself, I used that knowledge to stop going in a Northwesterly direction away from Florida when I got to Washington Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #33 July 4, 2014 promise5Just wondering.USA govt. Or a bunch of drunk skydivers?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #34 July 4, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ***Actually I'll say the crews I work with are great. They really watch what they say and the language they use. I have more self appointed uncles, older brothers and dads then a person could want but I love them all. It probably won't always be that way. Wait until those protective ones have retired, moved on, gotten promoted etc. Wait until you have moved up in the ranks and have more men below you. See how long that kumbaya we love our "big sister" lasts when you're the one giving orders to some men or are getting promotions they think you only got because you have a set of tits. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. You can't trust everyone to always respect you as a woman or have your back. Yep. A very very very overqualified woman finally made it to the rank of warrant officer just before retiring... Some jerks actually had the nerve to say "who did she blow to get THAT promotion so fast???" Hmmm... Yep... 20+ years of outstanding service - CLEARLY she climbed through the ranks so "fast" because of blow-jobs... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #35 July 4, 2014 This might end up in SC. Lol It's just simple ignorance that's all. Thankfully my departments are like family, what some ignorant person might say about any of us they won't say it for long. When it comes down to it they'll either go into a building with me or they can get out of the way. It's that simple. In my line of work we don't have time for crap.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #36 July 4, 2014 Quote Yep. A very very very overqualified woman finally made it to the rank of warrant officer just before retiring... Some jerks actually had the nerve to say "who did she blow to get THAT promotion so fast???" Hmmm... Yep... 20+ years of outstanding service - CLEARLY she climbed through the ranks so "fast" because of blow-jobs... Maybe she was really bad at blow-jobs - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #37 July 4, 2014 And when men speak their mind, they're being authoritative. . . When women speak their minds, they're being bitches. . . Sorry, ladies, ya just can't win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #39 July 4, 2014 A joke that backfires ?No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #40 July 4, 2014 I've always liked "Like a monkey trying to f#@k a football" as an expression for a lot of work projects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 July 4, 2014 promise5 A joke that backfires ? SNAFU - military jargon for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up" Kinda describes a lot of us skydivers huh? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #42 July 4, 2014 ROFLING!!! One I've heard many times " running around like a raped ape ". Who and where could someone come up with that?? But I don't know why it's sick but I laugh.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #43 July 4, 2014 promise5ROFLING!!! One I've heard many times " running around like a raped ape ". Who and where could someone come up with that?? But I don't know why it's sick but I laugh. Yeah, my DZO once said about her new C182 as compared to her old one "it climbs like a scalded dog!""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #44 July 4, 2014 Lord love a duck. Heard that from my coach during games. LolNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 July 4, 2014 promise5Lord love a duck. Heard that from my coach during games. Lol Yeah, when shit goes bad... right? LOL"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimjumper 25 #46 July 4, 2014 When I was in the Phillipines, I was stationed in the weapons magazine area in the jungle and we used to occasionally feed the bull monkeys soda or candy. Sugar makes them really horney and they would run around after all the females. The females climbed "like raped apes" in their attempts to get away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 July 4, 2014 I'll tell you what a clusterfuck is... that female stalker of yours. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #48 July 4, 2014 BillyVance I'll tell you what a clusterfuck is... that female stalker of yours. I can tell you what a clusterfuck is… a 36-way funnel! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 July 4, 2014 oldwomanc6 ***I'll tell you what a clusterfuck is... that female stalker of yours. I can tell you what a clusterfuck is… a 36-way funnel! Hehe... been there, done that, and lived. Was at Skydive Carolina in the late 90's for the World Record Star attempts, with 106 souls. On one of the last attempts, we were nearly complete with the first point when the half of the formation across from me just full-out collapsed. Hoooooly Sheeeit.... Sure glad I wasn't in the middle of that mess. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #50 July 22, 2014 Bat-crap crazy Never understood what it meant but now I can put a name to it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
