What is a clusterf**k and other strange sayings?

[Amazon 7]

Not my circus, Not my monkeys!!!

[masterrig 1]

I certainly won't hold that against you. I was hoping you could explain it to me!


Chuck

[Phillbo 11]

"It's was your turn in the barrel"

[promise5 17]

Ok anyone???

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[masterrig 1]

Aw crap! That's what I get for showin' how the cow ate the cabbage.


Chuck

[Bolas 5]

Boats come in all sizes from tiny toys to giant container ships, so boatload can be use to describe any size.

Shitload has variability depending on diet, health, and species but does have a maximum size extremely far less than boatload.

Buttload is a fixed measurement.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[promise5 17]

Ok then explain a crapload of firewood

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[jono 0]

masterrig

'How much is a shit-load?
Chuck

FYI.....
The Urban dictionary defines shit load as "more than an assload but still less than a fuckton"


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitload

Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

[oldwomanc6 42]

Firewood is measured in cords, not crap loads. Perhaps truck-loads, which contain x #of cords, but if you're getting crappy firewood, find a different source.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[masterrig 1]

jono

***'How much is a shit-load?
Chuck

FYI.....
The Urban dictionary defines shit load as "more than an assload but still less than a fuckton"


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitload

In my search for a definition, I saw that. Struck me as funny as hell. Even a 'scientific' break-down! Bwa-hahahahahahahaha...


Chuck

[Phillbo 11]

"Diddle the Bean"

[masterrig 1]

Chuck

[promise5 17]

Pin his ears back


I can't imagine what that means.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Catron 0]

promise5

Pin his ears back


I can't imagine what that means.

Refers to horsemanship. "Pin his ears back"
Work the horse hard, run him hard, ect. When horses run full speed they put their ears back. Much like a Dog e.g. German Shepard

[promise5 17]

Ok heard it in passing. But the person saying it didn't seem very happy with the person he was talking about.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[turtlespeed 212]

promise5

Ok heard it in passing. But the person saying it didn't seem very happy with the person he was talking about.

Ever seen german shepard that thinks its in trouble? Its ears lay flat on its head.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[promise5 17]

AAAAHH and the lightbulb goes on. Lol

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[BillyVance 34]

Pin the ears back can also mean getting ready for a fight.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[promise5 17]

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[ryoder 1,590]

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Catron 0]

turtlespeed

***Ok heard it in passing. But the person saying it didn't seem very happy with the person he was talking about.

Ever seen german shepard that thinks its in trouble? Its ears lay flat on its head.

Exhibit A-see attached photo

[oldwomanc6 42]

Catron

******Ok heard it in passing. But the person saying it didn't seem very happy with the person he was talking about.

Ever seen german shepard that thinks its in trouble? Its ears lay flat on its head.

It makes the next saying logical: "Send him home with his tail between his legs."

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[airdvr 207]

DanG

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Yep. A very very very overqualified woman finally made it to the rank of warrant officer just before retiring... Some jerks actually had the nerve to say "who did she blow to get THAT promotion so fast???" Hmmm... Yep... 20+ years of outstanding service - CLEARLY she climbed through the ranks so "fast" because of blow-jobs...

Maybe she was really bad at blow-jobs

How would you know it was bad?

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[airtwardo 7]

Give em the whole 9 yards...


27 feet of .50 cal

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~