theonlyski 3 #51 July 22, 2014 Fine, I'll be that guy... LuckyMcSwervy It probably won't always be that way. Wait until those protective ones have retired, moved on, gotten promoted etc. Wait until you have moved up in the ranks and have more men below you. See how long that kumbaya we love our "big sister" lasts when you're the one giving orders to some men or are getting promotions they think you only got because you have a set of tits. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #53 July 22, 2014 ???? Oh crud you have the halo smiley. I might not want to knowNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 767 #54 July 22, 2014 Non PC: tits up PC: toes up Meaning: dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #55 July 22, 2014 An oak leaf cluster is part of military insignia. A clusterfuck is therefore a fuckup created by senior officers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #56 July 22, 2014 Aaahhh then we've been in a cluster since ObamaNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #57 July 22, 2014 I am on a personal mission to change some vile age-old proverbs into new proverbs for the ages... Instead of "kill two birds with one stone," I will say, "save two dogs with one bone." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #58 July 22, 2014 Nice !!'No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #59 July 22, 2014 There's absolutely no way you're that naive. Me thinks it's just a ploy to gain attention. Judging by your post numbers, you don't do a lot of work. I saw your picture in one of your many threads with your big truck that just screamed "Masculine" And now you don't know what cluster f**k means....STOP IT. Your leading some to think your attention starved. Are you? You don't even sky dive and you troll here? For what, really? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #60 July 22, 2014 promise5 Bat shit crazy Never understood what it meant but now I can put a name to it. FIFY "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 767 #61 July 22, 2014 Personally attacking her for chatting with us here serves what purpose? You were a rude asshole to a lady. Come on man, we all know that's not you. For what, REALLY??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Di0 2 #62 July 22, 2014 promise5Aaahhh then we've been in a cluster since Obama more like fubar.I'm standing on the edge With a vision in my head My body screams release me My dreams they must be fed... You're in flight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #63 July 22, 2014 I apologize if I have offended you in any way. I enjoyed the forum and try not to be rude. I didn't realize I was trolling. As for my truck. It was a great buy that I couldn't pass up and no it doesn't scream masculine. Most people buy trucks here guys and girls. I think it's a great truck for a girl!! I begin my first jump course this weekend. I work a great deal and they didn't even have a course for new jumpers till a couple weeks ago. As far as being naive maybe I am and in many ways thankful for it. I grew up in a conservative Christian home and went to conservative Christian schools. Crud we didn't even wear pants until our teens. I see nothing wrong or bad about my upbringing and am proud of the life my parents have us and if it was sheltered then so be it. I can honestly say I can't remember my parents swearing,drinking or missing much church. Yes I'm the black sheep. My dad was/is military as are many of my family but again I can't remember them not acting in a " non Christian like " manner around the family. They are far from perfect but I see them as great men. Again if I've offended you in any way then I do apologizeNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 767 #65 July 22, 2014 Come on man, really? Leave her be to chat about whatever the hell she wants to. Just like the rest of us do for you. Stop being an ass. Really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #66 July 22, 2014 ryoderIf you say it slowly, it sounds like "oranges". I like having people say this one slowly over and over: I am sofa king I am sofa king we todd did Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #67 July 22, 2014 She may fool you & the "usual responders" but me? Not today or any other day. I call em' like I see em' You know that. If that makes me all those things you used so eloquently to describe me, so be it. I'm outta here.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #69 July 22, 2014 I just read your comment to Andreya and it was really out of line. I had never heard of a clusterfuck until I started skydiving either. Do you think I'm lying also? In regards to Andreya not jumping yet, it is not a requirement to be an active jumper in order to post on these forums. As long as she obeys the forum rules, she is as welcome here as someone who has 20,000 jumps. Finally, don't be so judgy and don't be so mean!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #70 July 22, 2014 I did not see what was posted/deleted, but FWIW... I am guessing you are in your early 20s? I started jumping and posting here when I was 20-years-old (I am 33 now). I was in college full-time, working 30 hours/week and skydiving the one day a week I was free. I posted a LOT of silly things (mostly about my cat ). I was definitely naive to a lot, as well, that was "commonsense" around the DZ--like the time I danced all night in the hangar wearing glow-in-the-dark ass-beads around my neck (I thought it was just a "fashion" bauble necklace. ) Best of luck and blue skies on your first jump course this weekend. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #71 July 22, 2014 rwieder She may fool you & the "usual responders" but me? Not today or any other day. I call em' like I see em' You know that. If that makes me all those things you used so eloquently to describe me, so be it. I'm outta here. You were rude. She deserves an apology. And yes, I know you can be that way sometimes, but she did not deserve that kind of treatment. Like Skymama said, there are plenty of high profile posters that havent jumped in a decade or only have a dozen or so jumps, like say lawrocket... So... just STFU and if you don't like her postings, DON'T read them. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #72 July 22, 2014 PLFXpert like the time I danced all night in the hangar wearing glow-in-the-dark ass-beads around my neck (I thought it was just a "fashion" bauble necklace. ) Let's have less hate because posts like this are what Bonfire should be about!"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #74 July 22, 2014 normiss I want a pony. Perv.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 767 #75 July 22, 2014 I didn't start the anal bead conversation. I prettied it up a little. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
