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I've got a bit of loose cash, a new canopy, and a crazy idea of trying to crank out 50 skydives this weekend! We'll see.

I said that word out loud just now, and it just sounds like I had a stroke while trying to say "masturbation." The best things in life are dangerous.

For the record, I drive a Mazda 3. Just sayin'... The best things in life are dangerous.

So you like to smoke the shit out of the small penis on your bicycle? Interesting ... You, sir, are a god amongst men! The best things in life are dangerous.

Excellent quote, and very true. It's for this reason that I almost always hand fly the airplane to final level off before turning on the autopilot, and turn off the autopilot at 10k feet for an approach and landing. Some of my fellow pilots are happy to let the computer do most of the flying, but I personally don't ever want to let my hand flying skills get rusty! The best things in life are dangerous.

The criminals are spending less time committing crimes and more time going to the range and practicing. We're screwed in 2012! The best things in life are dangerous.

Go back and read your own response to Amazon's post regarding the first Arab Israeli war. YOU said they had nuclear strike capability in 1948. Makes you look pretty stupid, huh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Arab%E2%80%93Israeli_War#Initial_line-up_of_forces We were talking about the first Arab Israeli conflict, which was in 1948. No nukes here! Reading is fundamental

Wow! Nuclear strike capability in 1948! You're a moron.

I've flown with Simon a few times, and had a beer or two with him. He's good people, and won't steer ya wrong!

Bio Missile! I want to change my DZ.com screen name now! That's awesome! The best things in life are dangerous.

Every time I go anywhere. Pretty hard to accidentally forget about it when my car bings and bongs incessantly at you if you go over 10 mph without it! That usually only happens as I'm leaving my driveway for work, in the process of putting in on. The best things in life are dangerous.

I think after reading this thread, I'm well on my way to becoming a sommelier. Isn't that what they call a whine expert? The best things in life are dangerous.

Jarno, your video was so amazing, it just crashed my computer. Seriously, I just got the blue screen of death. Maybe it's time for an upgrade... Awesome video, and I had a great time flying with you! The best things in life are dangerous.

You mean the ones that were harboring an "internationally recognised/known terrorist??" They were not innocent... Not by a long shot. And how would YOU have handled OBL? She would have created another damn poll to find out what to do... The best things in life are dangerous.

Bourbon-seared filet mignon. Heat a few tablespoons of olive oil in a pan on medium heat. Season the steaks with a pinch of sea salt and some pepper on both sides. Cooking time for the steaks is kind of a WAG, but around 2 minutes per side for a steak about 3/4" thick seems to work well. After searing one side, turn the steaks over and add 3/4 cup of your favorite bourbon (the first time I tried the recipe, all I had was Jack Single Barrel). As the steaks are finishing, the alcohol cooks off. Remove the steaks once they're done, and allow the excess bourbon/olive oil mixture to reduce to make a sauce. Drizzle over the steaks and serve with your choice of sides. Grilled veggies go well with it. This recipe went over VERY well with the nice young lady I cooked it for.

Got it about a year ago. I had the open sore, but it wasn't all that painful, until someone was cracking a joke on me at the DZ and gave me a friendly punch in the arm. That HURT!!! Anthrax 1 was fine, but 2 and 3 burned like my shoulder was on fire. Typhoid felt like I had been hit in the arm by a line drive. The best things in life are dangerous.

Anytime someone lies just to placate me, thinking that telling the truth, however unpleasant, will somehow make me angrier than when I later find out they've been lying. I HATE that. I'm not a scary or intimidating person, or at least I try not to be, but it still happens from time to time. I don't get it. The best things in life are dangerous.

Hey, go easy on him. He's just trying to do his part to help. Sometimes he helps so much that he falls over and pukes a little bit. The best things in life are dangerous.

Since age 17, every single year of my life has been better than the year before. My best age is 26, because that's where I am right now. The best things in life are dangerous.

2's in!

You have no business with a katana at 565 jumps, you'll kill yourself and everyone around you! Sorry, had to do it! The best things in life are dangerous.

Is that the same as a MFWIC? That's the way I always heard it! The best things in life are dangerous.

I really don't care either. I have my own problems. I heard the story on news radio today and I saw your post as an excuse to call you all murderers , which makes me seem like a better person as I wallow in my own insecure delusions. Listen to Tool much? And Mikey, I think you're better off than me when the zombie apocalypse hits. You've got more firepower, and if your metabolism only lets you last 3 days, that's 2 and half more than I'd last! I get woozy on an 8 hour flight if I bring less than 1500 calories. NEED MORE BEANS FOR THE CHOWDA, HERE!!! The best things in life are dangerous.

My aircraft commander (crusty old 50-something fighter pilot who now flies tankers) was giving me some "life advice." He said "when you first meet someone special, you have 'anywhere sex.' After you're married, it turns into strictly 'bedroom sex.' By the time you've been married about 20 years, it's 'hallway sex." I said "what's hallway sex?" He said "you walk past each other in the hallway, glare, and say 'fuck you' 'yeah? fuck you too!" The best things in life are dangerous.