GrabGrass

Too big. Well, for my taste.

Remember when ya left Playdough out over night? ...nuff said! ______________________________ That, was a real visual! I get your point. Chuck Now I got that banging around in my head...thanks! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

I think they were talking about HUMAN females... ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Minor issue: you can't fit a hot FAT chick and a rig in a Ferrari. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Can you say Tourist?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

THIS is funny, I don't care who ya are! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

*** Means don't buy any green bananas... ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Refrigerator light... ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

*** How's that working out for ya? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as9t7gpe4Fk ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

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So THAT'S what happen to my Crossbow! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

*** We know, just wondering when you will need help tying your shoes! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

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*** And I would say, when you get 36 more years and 11,967 more jumps under YOUR belt...Lekstrom10k might listen to your opnion. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

No, but you do still have to worry about walking into the packing room to find all your jumping buddies gang banging your girlfriend. Not if you leave the bitch at home. THAT'S what got me three ex-wives! DAMNED if I'll pay alimony to a piece of RUBBER! (AGAIN ) ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Would the ceiling fan be on or off? And if it was on - what speed? That's my point...OSHA regs prohibit hanging onto a fast spinning ceiling fan with a bottle in your butt...centrifugal force and all... It's all fun & games until someone loses an eye to a poopy bottle! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

*** When the last one left, I came home from the DZ to an ALMOST empty apartment...she left me a garlic press, ONE shoe and a New York Yankees hat, the empty hangars were still swinging in the closet! For two weeks until I got paid, I had to hop around on one foot, with horrible breath....and I STILL hate those fucking YANKEES!! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

As they write on Slashdot.org, "You must be new around here." I spent the best 25 years of my life trying to make a living in parachuting and I loved every second. Do not forget what most DZOs know all too well: "The best way to make a small fortune in parachuting is to start out with a large one." Yup, you burn through money ALMOST as fast as you do WIVES! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Night water jump, nude on a round, downwind accuracy / hit & chug...after a 12 way head down 19 point sequential...out of six 152's... Did it...only we used Powered Parachutes, and got the FULL 20 points! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

*** SOOOO....How YOU doin'?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

I would be willing to bet your off the Christmas card list THIS year. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Looks GREAT, and the buckle even matches. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Might want to wait unitl the sores heal. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

*** Get you a woman one with of those self winding watches, and show her how to keep it "Winded"! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~