GrabGrass

Damn. I never thought of that. I guess that I am a redneck too. (It is kind of funny, now that I think about it - in a camper in a barn. ) Never THOUGHT of that? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Are they all jumping at once, or a plane load at a time? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

It's not about being property brother. It's about old fashioned principle. Being part of a new family means that wife & kids have the same last name. It shows that your wife is proud to be your wife by donning your last name, is it not? So would you care if your kids took your wife's name or would you want them to have your last name? So what you're saying is you want an old fashion girl. Word of caution...be careful what you wish for, you might just get it! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

You did not put enough airholes in the trunk. She has become delusional from lack of oxygen. Put a few more airholes in the trunk but gag her. I couldn't find a drill to make more holes, so I just shot some in there....I guess you were right...she's quieted down considerably! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Wow, the weird things you find on dzdot when ya play with the search! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

My ex-wife has been calling me constantly the past few days. She 'claims' she's sorry, that she made a BIG mistake, that I was ALWAYS right, that she'll do anything to make me happy. Part of me wants to believe her, but part of me thinks it's just another desperate attempt to get attention. Should I give her another chance, or just leave her there, locked in the trunk? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

How come midget hookers cost MORE? Shouldn't they be like 1/2 off? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Jealous? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

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Oh goodie...more PRISON stories! Don't fuck with me, 'twardo ... Yeah, ya might get HAMMERED! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Hell fucking no. Only way I'm jumping a round is if I'm landing in water, and even as strong of a swimmer as I am, I'm not eager to land in the water with all that crap Get her a dress! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

I don't get it! I've been telling that tale for 20 years! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

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Post a pic and we'll decide for ya. Yes, let's see if the carpet matches the drapes! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

So I guess that doubling up on the meds thing ain't working out so well? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Definitely...Clean Needles! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Being a Brit~ Pretty much expalins most of the rest! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Bump! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Still at the bottom, it's not like being a packer washes off or anything, this ain't Kansas either Toto! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Sure you do...check the freezer. ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Or not. Yawn.... ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

What did I miss? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Well... are ya home YET?!?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

You said that last time..and the one legged stripper WAS a midget! If he was bald with an eye patch, I need a contact number. Bastage knocked up my dog! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

Don't bother Shane...I found it for you! Not what he was looking for, this is!