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  1. Mike111

    Why do women go for a bikini wax?

    Well heloo mate, it has been a while, i hope you are well!! just returnnig to the forums after a few years lol. How have you been? Still see andy much? at chatteris wasnt it? its been a while since our jumps at old buck
  2. Mike111

    Calabria Italy

    hiya tony, it has been a while!!! like, ummm 4 years or so!! how are you doing? how is your jumping. hope you are well.
  3. Mike111

    Calabria Italy

    my thoughts exactly!
  4. Mike111

    Calabria Italy

    hey all, has been a few years since i have last posted, but am back! (unlucky, hehe) I am booking a holiday near Lamezia in Italy, calabria, to be more precise. What i have read about this part of Italy amazes me, and i really cannot wait to fly out there with my SO. Can anyone who has either been there or is from the region suggest any places worth visiting? ( i know of all the attractions and where they are but are there any that really stand out?) Cheers!!! Mike (P.S. where is andy copland these days?!)
  5. Mike111

    Whats your best pickup line?????????

    a lame one, but when i would say, "drink?", followed by a response of "yer why not?", i would say "how kind, fosters please!!"
  6. Mike111

    Cougar Shot and Killed in Chicago Tonight

    not surprised, shoot first, ask later. thank god our cops in this country don;t have guns unlike US cops. good job MAN!
  7. can't you just tell those sods to bugger off to Siberia and flog rotten tomatoes there to local inhabitants instead of dodgy skydives? Why associate with Skyrie, when there are other agencies that don't offer you a skydive in france and then send you off to baghdad for a jump? We have many in rhe UK that are middle men yet offer skydives ta KNOWN LOCATIONS, not mars. oh and BTW, Skyride must really have you wrapped in handcuffs, if you call yourself Yarak, , sounds more like a pet wildebeast's name from eastern Tibe,t where those little bounders deserve to be.
  8. this is one reason why i hardly ever post in the bonfire anymore. same bunch of people talking abotu what is on the telly or what colour they are all gonna dress their cats in. Just say this suddenly became a brit owned forum, (hypothetically speaking), and we told all the USPA jumpers to fuck off, it would be "hey man, wya doin that for?". Where i jump in Britain there you hardly ever find that stupid elitist attitude. If you want a USPA formum then set your bloody own one up. Instead of posting 33000 times on here, do something better with your time. And you mentioned parachutist? the bpa mag is 10x better anyway.
  9. Mike111

    Smokers vs Non-Smokers

    quit your whining, nothing like a lil does of nicotine 2 get that head rushing and spinning i smoke heavily (25 a day) yet must admit the after smell no someone else even i find it disgusting. solution; keep smoking so u cant smell it
  10. Mike111


    as long as you hum ryhtmically, or it doesnt work. The little soldiers bout to jump out need a steady marching pace, rather than a cluster fuck. ITs the eternal secret of how guys last longer. Honest
  11. Mike111

    New albums well worth a listen...

    never knew you were a fan of "modern" music tony..
  12. Mike111

    If skydiving became illegal

    all about rich uni friends with PPl's hehhehehehehe
  13. Just a quick hypothetical que, was thinking the other day after jumping that as skydiving is becoming more and more expensive, and it seems mebership of clubjumpers is declining slightly, that there might need to be a rethink of cost. Just say a governing skdiving body of whatever country decided to make AAD's or any other revolutionary life saving equiment mandatory in the future when the costs of skydiving has already increased dramatically. They could argue that it would attract more people to the sport by improving safety - yet it could force many people to quit due to the over head charges which in itself could greatly destabilise the sport with the closure of centres etc etc . Thus this is a hypothetical question and may never ever arise but should it do so, where would the ethical balance be - keep freedom of each jumper/DZO to establish the self policing rule adn thus keep the cost down by either refusing to jump with one, which could keep some in the sport financially - or potentially save even more lives and jeapordise the numbers of our sport even more? Just interesting to hear some thoughts. Thanks.
  14. i kinda get what this means just not excactly? could you enlighten me lol?
  15. just accept it , pay the penalty and carry on - if you argue when your are clearly guilty youre wasting youe time. and another tip slow down - you said you were scared but what about the poor sod in another car who you ay have killed shoukd you have lost control - if it says 65 it says 65. if you find this offensive well sorry, but one always hears of so many youngkids being killed in car crashes cos of reckless speeding or innocent people . get a fucknig grip. i have no sympathy for speeding. good on the cops in the states that take it seriousely.