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Tom from Applied Deceleration (sorry , don't have the link) sells those shirts. He's at SD Dallas most weekends. He's got some other good one's too: "Your Packer Secretly Hates You" and others. BTW some rock group in the 70's was Dr. Hook.

DON'T FUCKING DIE!

Hence the KILLER Kwanza.

And don't forget to have a Killer Kwanza!

On the upside: maybe they'll find D.B. Cooper!

HA! Thats for little girl farts. Here, pull my arm!

Yeah, and they taste just like chicken.

Maybe not poor customer service, but I don't consider a couple extra rolls of the nose or tail overly complicated. He knows I was willing to tip extra $ for doing it. So you're right, it was positive for both the other packer and myself.

I usually pack my own rig and only hire a packer for training and competition jumps, and even then I'll pack the last one. I ask a packer 1 time to pack for me and ask him to pack the chute a certain way cause I like the openings, I don't mind tipping extra for it. He tells me "No, I'll pack it the way I pack all of em." Told him "Sorry no, I'll get someone else to do it." The next packer I asked was more than happy to do the job the way I asked.

Ludo is a childs board game for 2-4 players to move their men around the cross to home. The drinking game is where the men are made of shot glasses. You'll notice they have drinking glass men for other board games as well- chess and backgammon. So, you could (and maybe should) drink during your favorite bored game.

Yeah cheap tix on Delta to SLC. I plan on going in Dec. Great skiing!

Yeah, on Fridays ya got the Frequent Urination Skydiving Team: Conrad Hobbs, Marty Sovall, John Crockett, Dee Trees, and sometimes Janet. Those guys are a BLAST to jump with. Brett

Marge: "Homer, the boss said if you don't come in today, don't bother to show up on Monday." Homer: "Woo Hoo, 4 day weekend!"

Hey Dave, Check out a band called Hayseed/Dixie. They do AC/DC tunes in country, quite good actually.

Check out the latest Parachutist-wings and things. Chris is next to Spanky.

Oh No! Chris was a good kid. I jumped with him a few times over the years. He was usually quiet, but quick with a smile, and a good skydiver. He will be missed. My thoughts go out so Spanky and the rest of the staff at SDA. Dammit, it's us old farts that are supposed to go out that way! BSBD, Brett

Oh Yeah, the oriental gal with 1 leg working at IHOP is named Irene

I don't see any reason to be worried. You're just getting paid back for all the things you did to your parents when you were young. This is just the beginning. Now go out and buy him some toy guns so he can GET SOME OF HIS OWN, BABY!

Ya gotta be a good skydiver w/ a rig like that. If you fuck up everybody knows who it is. Thats why they wear all black. "Who went low?" "I don't know, the guy in black!"

One Hot, 3 Not Super Heros In The Sky

As I read these posts it becomes clear to me: There is a break in the time/space continuem in Iowa that prevents altis from functioning properly. OR, perhaps it was a mass self induced hypnosis in which they made themselves believe they were at 6000'.

We are the proof that god has a sense of humor!

I went to Jimmy Buffett in April. He's the only act I will see every year. Would love to see Frank Zappa again.

Mine is SCSA#337

I've got hundreds of good stories. Here's 1: Nationals 1999 in Sebastian, Mariann 6 mos. prego with Garrett. She jumped her ass off but couldn't get down on the creepers to dirt dive so our cameraman filled in for her. She talked us all into dying our hair purple (team color) and painting our nails purple for the meet. What FUN we had!! I love you Mar, Brett