raftman

It's the ones you can't hear that you should be worried about!

Go low, just unzip your jumpsuit. You'll pop back up.

Just got mine back, almost 5 weeks door to door.

I'm going cause it's practically right in my back yard.

Don't do it, IT'S A TRAP!! JK Welcome back

Came out of nowhere? Bullshit! If he had been looking around under canopy, in stead of tunnel vision at the LZ he would have seen him!! Look around and live people!

Since we are funding the museum, will USPA members get free admission when/if it is built?

Been done before. See Monty Python's Life of Brian.

They're great if you want to piss a lot & not be burdened down with a buzz.

Nick Lowe & His Cowboy Outfit: "You'll never get me up in one of those"

Oh hell, we all knew at some point it was going to happen.

A couple years ago in California a suspicious object was found outside a polling place. The police & bomb squad arrived & used a bomb robot to retrieve it. An old guy happened to pass by and recognized the object: an old 8 track tape!

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of tequila and downs all 3 one after the other. The bartender asks "What's the occasion?" Man answers "First blowjob!" Bartender says "Congrats! The next ones on me." Man says "No thanks, if 3 don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt 4 will!"

Me getting in trouble: Well Johnny did it! Mum: So if Johnny jumped off a cliff, you'd jump off a cliff too? Me: Yeah, if the cliff was high enough and I had a parachute! Mum: SMACK!

I brought you into this world and I can take you out!