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Is your drunk friend a mathematician? Maybe he's excited about your having a prime number birthday.

WTF is a Volvo Jetta? I'd like to see that, it's gotta be ugly!

That symbol was used by Native Americans in the Southwest hundreds of years ago. There was also a ranch in Southern New Mexico that branded its cattle with the nazi symbol in the late 1800's.

Yes, that's 1 of the Boogie reviews.

It is not boring. It's got great pix, 5 Boogie reviews, the Twin Beech writeup, Parachutist around the world, and other stuff I haven't even gotten to yet. What more do you want? And oh yeah,my picture is in it too.

Get both. They both taste good if prepared correctly. Remember: lotsa marinade. MMMMMM!

I agree, I used to think any head was good head..........Till I had a Moosehead.

FZ had one of the tightest bands I ever saw or heard. They played Whipping Post better than the Allman Bros. As for his kid, he plays alot of guitar on the FZ album "Them or Us", if you want check him out. A real chip off the old block, he sounds damn good!

They're all good. Some are just better than others!

EFS

Hey, don't knock OJ. He's still searching for the killer. ....................On every golf course across America.

The article stated she finished as 3rd runner up. That really makes me want to hear the losers responses!

No we aren't. And yes. There was a period in my younger days that I hardly ever saw mum, even though we lived close. Now that we've both gotten older (and wiser) we enjoy each others company more. You'll find out if ya live long enough to be an old fart like me. Why do you ask? Your Mum take you off the tit too early?

I've got the best Mum ever! Check this out: A few Sundays ago after jumping for the weekend I stop by me Mum's for a swim, BBQ and beers. Spent the night there, got up and went to work on Mon. The next weekend I couldn't find my DZ tevas and figured I left em at me Mums house. No big deal, DZ tennys for the weekend. The next week I stop back by me Mums and she says "I washed your sandles." She had actually taken my dirty, stinky, sweaty, beer and jet A fuel covered, flys buzzin' around, bromidrosis infested DZ tevas and washed them!!! What mother that didn't love her son would do something like that?? She got the best hug ever. I love me Mum!

Handle? What handle?

Take me drunk, I'm home.

Roll 'em if ya don't!

Wait a minute. You mean you guys pull over for the cops? PUSSYS!!!!

At least our ride is more than 8 seconds long.

Where Eagles Dare, of course!

Phones ringin' Dude.

Don't forget Laura and Sara.

I alway said the only way I would get married was in Vegas by Elvis at the drive-thru wedding chapel in a Cadillac. Now, the only way I'll ever get married is in Vegas by Elvis at the drive-thru wedding chapel in a Cadillac while naked. Any woman that would marry me under those circumstances could probably put up with the rest of my shit.

Nice mullett on the other guy.

Funny- I had a whuffo at the DZ one time point to my silver handle and ask "What happens if I pull that?" I said "Your nose gets broke!" He still didn't get it. But hey-if you want to show off your COOL skydiving gear to the unknowing masses. why not go all out, wear your jumpsuit, googles, alti, helmet etc.......Go big or stay home!