raftman

Geez Is everybody giving up already? Its early, the day ain't over yet losers! Now go out and get ya some.

Underwear? Hell, just wear loose britches and go freeballin'!

Hey Tom, Aren't most, if not all, boogies planned and run by skydivers for skydivers anyway? I mean I can't imagine a bunch of whuffos planning a boogie. Yeah, I'm just being a smart ass!! You know I'm there for ya! Brett

Let 'em flame this, I don't have one at home either, I'm on it all day long. The last thing I want to do is log on when I get home.

OK then post the perfect dinner later!

Where's the beer?

They're tough birds, ya gotta marinade them awhile. I like sesame/ginger sauce the best.

yummmmm....albatross!

Ding Ding we have a winner!

Does anyone know the difference between MLK Day and St. Patricks Day?

Forget all that shit. What do they taste like?

It's slow out there this time of year tandem/team wise, but come on out to fun jump and get used to the place. It is a dry county and since you're coming from OK you'll only have access to 3.2 beer. What are you drinking? I'll pick up some real beer for ya!

Does anyone else find it ironic that the tasered woman that went off is a YOGA Instructor! So much for the reduced stress, lower heart rate, calmness, etc. she is supposed to be teaching.

Funny. I work for VW and know at least 12 jumpers that drive jettas, none of them are gay. (That I know of!?)

The beetle is a chicks car. Get a Jetta, more car for the same $.

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck!

The Price is WRONG BITCH! I hate that Bob Barker!

Dinner.

Wearing a regular backpack around you keep checking for handles, just out of habit.

SBD Silent But Deadly Pull my finger. No way, thats for little girl farts. Pull my arm!

Whuffo:"How many jumps ya got?" I tell him. Whuffo: "How many are simulated?" ?!?

Yeah, I noticed they got removed too. The asshole couldn't even get the DZs right. The SD Dallas videos were shot at SD San Marcos.

Huh? What? Excuse Me? Act like you are almost deaf, and you're gone. Worked for me.

If you're a Parrothead you'll want Sirius. They have Radio Margaritaville. I'm listening to it now.

From my Pop: Son, never loan out your car or your woman. A rod could get thrown in either one.