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MMMMM.......Padd Thai

12 out of 24. I'm a half-assed asshole.

What's your Dads name?

A mutt, just like me.

It was about that time that I went to a picnic with my Dad, and ended up leaving with my Mom!

As I understand it, SDCC is trying to find another plane. They are only doing tandems this season, no fun jumpers. And thats a bummer, cause I'll be on Cape for a few weeks and have always wanted to jump there. Oh well, next year.

Yeah, we used to drink JOLT and rum years ago: called it a Jumper Cable!

Ya'll forgot the Von Erichs: Fritz Kevin David Kerry Chris Mike Etc........

Take full advantage of the situation. After the speil, tell them to hold on while you get a pen and some paper. Then put the phone down (not on hold) and walk away. After a few minutes of wasting their time they will hang up.

Anybody else going to the Jimmy Buffett show this Sat. night in Dallas/Frisco? Anybody seen his show this year? It's margarita time!!

I haven't heard TV on the Radio. I HAVE seen a Radio on a TV though. Yeah, I know, I'm a smartass.

I was once on a 4 way scrambles team called: Super Heros In The Sky. Manifest would announce "The SHITS are on load 13." Load 13 or whatever load we were on were light loads though!

Why? Why not? Aren't you sick and tired of being told what to buy?

FORD: Fuckin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge. PONTIAC: Poor Ol' N*****r Thinks Its A Cadillac.

"And when you place your order, don't forget to say 'No Anchovies, Please.'

I started out at a Cessna DZ, a Cessna Caravan DZ. What does that make me? A skymutt?

Is it the short bus you almost got thrown under?

Phones ringin' Dude!

Back in '03 I flew out of a little 6-8 gate airport- Newburgh/Stewart in NY- didn't think much about the rig in my carryon cause its right down the road from The Ranch. They must see 'em all the time, right? Wrong! TSA lady calls supervisor over. He was nice though, just looked it over and asked if he could scan it again from a different angle for training purposes. I said sure, he scans it a couple more times and sends me on my way. Looking at xrays of your rig can be scary, the lines look like spaghetti. There were no AAD issues, the rig didn't have one.

Sometimes I'll go through security and even board the plane with a cheap set of goggles around my neck. Very few have ever even noticed. Have you ever seen a rig in an xray? Pretty scary looking!

Get a bolo tie. It's the only type of tie I'll wear.

Yeah, you're right, i'm sure. I don't pay any attention to that shit. I did find it funny that ole Hugh Hefner made it a point to claim that he is NOT the baby daddy.

Wait a minute. Isn't Larry Birkhead a lawyer himself? If thats the case, its just one lawyer screwing another. I don't see a problem. There are some good lawyers out there, but the other 99 per cent give them a bad name.

It looks like you left your sex toy on the floor in pic#3.

I heard Easter was cancelled because they found The body.