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He must get around. I saw him at Waffle House this morning sitting at the counter drinking coffee and chain smoking Camel's. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Sprint is horrible. IMO, Verizon is the best. I don't even have a land line. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

My last gf had a great body but she was self conscious about her lack of a tan, so she got some of that self tanning stuff before she...anyway, I did'nt have the heart to tell her how orange it looked. It's not natural looking at all. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

I like hazel eyes, even on a Psyclops. I've been told that my eyes change color between blue and grey. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

I am very familiar with our government's obsession with present day prohibition. News Flash: It's not working. It did not work before. It will never, ever work. It's stupid to even try. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

She said "like" eleven times in one paragraph. Someone call the WHO, a new race has been identified...Caliretard. edited for retarded spelling _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

The best was a Sicilian White Pizza made by an old Sicilian in his home. It was closely replicated by some Italian joint in D.C., but I can't remember the name of it. White pizza rocks. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Seriously, with an ass like this, do the boobs really matter? _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Your village called, they want their idiot back. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Oh please, we all make some attempt to appear favorable. It used to be that a man's ability to provide food, shelter, and protection is what would attract a woman. Now, it's going to the gym, manscaping, and having a good credit rating. Short, fat, bald guys with no money and a shaggy back need not apply. The rules have changed, but the prize is the same...a woman's favor(s). And make no mistake about it, women make the rules in that regard. For me, a little routine landscaping has resulted in more frequent signs of appreciation and affection, and is well worth the effort.

I dated this hippie chick from Smith College one Summer just before the Brazilian thing became popular, and she only shaved her underarms. She was a very fair blonde though, and she put lemon juice or something on her legs and pubes when she would lay in the sun. It was actually kinda cool cause the sun and lemon made the little hairs translucent and very soft. It didn't bother me a bit as I recall, but I was 18 at the time, so I was just happy to be gettin' some. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Ok, someone help me out here... A navel piercing on a nice belly is beyond sexy and has been known to make me stupid. A hood piercing is awesome too. But, I just don't get the nipple piercing thing. Is it a statement, is it just jewelry, or do they have a strategic advantage too? I'll take my whiskey and nipples straight up please. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Don't drink lots of cold water immediately. Drink lots of room temp water. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

...as happy as a puppy with two peters! _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Best? That could mean alot of things. My favorite: Little Feat-Waiting For Columbus Some of the live stuff on my mini Ipod right now: ALLMAN BROTHERS-FILLMORE EAST BEN HARPER-LIVE FROM MARS BR54R-LIVE FROM ROBERT’S THE CLASH-FROM HERE TO ETERNITY DIANA KRALL-LIVE IN PARIS JAMES MCMURTRY-LIVE IN AUGHT THREE JOAN OSBORNE-EARLY RECORDINGS LIVE BLUEGRASS ARTISTS-DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN JOHN HIATT-HIATT ALIVE JOHN LEE HOOKER-THE RISING SUN COLLECTION JOHN PRINE-LIVE ON TOUR JOHN PRINE-JOHN PRINE LIVE JOHNNY CASH-LIVE AT SAN QUINTON K.D. LANG-LIVE BY REQUEST LITTLE FEAT-WAITING FOR COLUMBUS PATSY CLINE-LIVE AT THE OPRY ROLLING STONES-LOVE YOU LIVE RUSH-DIFFERENT STAGES SONIA DADA-LAY DOWN AND LOVE IT LIVE STEVE EARLE-JUST AN AMERICAN BOY STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN-LIVE ALIVE STING-BRING ON THE NIGHT U2-RATTLE AND HUM VAN MORRISON-A NIGHT IN SAN FRANSISCO VAN MORRISON-LIVE IN BELFAST THE WHO-LIVE AT LEEDS _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Very sad story, but I'm very surprised her case has gotten this far. The financial and civil precedent could be far reaching. Imagine cops, firemen, and paramedics being successfully sued when: -a convenience store is robbed and the attendant gets shot and killed; or -a vacant house gets burned down and a homeless person perishes in the flames; or -a victim dies before the ambulance can get to the rural scene of the accident. Everyone knows that a convenience store (Stop-n-Rob) is a probable robbery target, vacant buildings are probable arson targets and, if you live in the country, it will probably take a while for the ambulance to get to you. Yet, it's someone elses fault when something tragic happens?? Bad things happen to good people every day. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

No, the law makes that assumption and scores of trials, jurisdictions, and judges have already ruled accordingly in this case. Legislative intervention in the judicial process at this point represents a congressional hubris that is unprecedented and is obscene beyond description. Unbelievable. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

That is beyond lucky. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

I use it all the time out of habit, along with "groovy' and "right on". I get laughed at. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

***This is an extreme example of a bunch of assholes trying to play god get money and votes.*** Fixed it. It saddens amd sickens me. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

I have ADD and probably have had it all of my life, but I was only diagnosed as an adult. I was a horrible student and the *only* reason I made it out of high school and college is because of an IQ of 145. If I had ADD and been stupid too, I would have been hosed. Hyperactivity was not a problem for me, but it was virtually impossible for me to remain mentally focused for any length of time on something that was boring, moving too slow, or uninteresting to me. My mind would simply wander away, and there was nothing anyone could do about it, especially me. I had loving parents with Ivy League educations and they did the best they could in disciplining and motivating me, nobody even knew what ADD was back then. I was somehow resourceful enough to get through just about any situation, but it was usually at the last minute and by the skin of my teeth or the seat of my pants. I was witty and had lots of friends, but I was perpetually late, bored, distracted, impulsive, and frustrated. It’s not that the rote and mundane were unpleasant; it’s that they were quite literally intolerable and unworthy of gargantuan efforts that lead to mediocre results at best. I knew I was smart, but I also knew something was totally jacked up. Fate intervened after college and I took a job that provided legal drugs otherwise known as adrenaline and danger. I was good at chasing bad guys, but chronically getting into hot water for late paperwork and bending the rules. So I quit, got married, started my own business…and also started skydiving…a lot. My business was marginally successful, my marriage failed and I eventually went back to chasing bad guys. A by-product of marriage counseling was that I was diagnosed with ADD by three separate doctors who basically all said that I was the poster adult for ADD. I was prescribed a stimulant-based medication, and yes…it is very helpful. To describe the affect the medication had on me as being an epiphany may not be clinically accurate, but it’s appropriate in my opinion. It’s like walking through your house and discovering really cool rooms that have always been there, you just didn’t know it. My brain and the rest of the world could finally keep time and I was able to not only realize aspirations, but to actually make things happen. (Pilot ratings, professional certifications, post graduate study, etc) I had spent my entire education out of focus and out of step. I can only imagine what it would have been like had I been in synch. Medication for ADD is not a panacea and it doesn’t cure stupid or lazy; it’s simply a useful tool…a helpful prescription for concentration and focus. It does not stifle identity or creativity; rather, it can enable them to be realized. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

I have no idea, but I think the song is It's a hard day on the planet. Anyone know who it is? _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

That is so true and I don't know why. But, when you find one who is really good at it, it's a true gift.

From a tactical and self defense standpoint, I'm not a fan of scatter guns, especially if anyone else is living with you. It can get crowded indoors where shot placement trumps just about everything else. As far as ammo...Speer Gold Dot is very good...there are maany others. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.

In my experience, guys usually dont meddle in or give advice regarding any of their friend's marriages. Female friends, on the other hand, are another story. Single girls, especially lesbians (in my observations), can be very bitter and divisive when it comes to the romantic lives of their married or attached girl friends. It seems they have the propensity to not have the best interest of their attached girl friends or marriages at heart. They just want to bring them into their unhappy fold. _________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.