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I thought a "taxidermist" did your taxes not stuff dead animals. ( til I was like 16 years old)

Now that would be UN-skydiver like..... the nice pants and jacket part. Do you think if we bring beer we could convert a few more . Ya know how they like beer tents for raising money.

I had a shirt that said "Gravity is the Master and You're it's bitch." Have we highjacked this thread yet ?

Yea we should go door to door with the Skydiver's Manual and preach the SKY gospil. Thou shall not be a whuffo !

Since it's mainly for transportation, get one with a windshield at least. If yo want a toy.. you don't need no stinkin windshield. Gas mileage shouldn't be a factor on a bike. Comfort and safety..... new tires are like static cling to the road. My $.02

Many years ago, 95% of the people thought the earth was flat. The "non- believers" of that popular opinion thought it was round. Which ones got shunned back then ? Disgusting to think the " round answer" people were shunned because "everyone" knew it was flat. Can we all just get on a load ? My "church" is the sky. I'll be playin while you're prayin. Oh no ! I'm not in the popular opinion group. I shall be shunned. Watch, little "religious war" coming soon.

He who drags ass misses plane. No I've seen TM's take themselves off a load beacuse of fatigue. As do fun jumpers. Now what about these hung-over TM's ?

" You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" If skydiving has embedded itself into your brain like i think it has, you will kick yourself for selling your gear. Think of that guy in the wheelchair who wishes he could be you. Hope ya don't go insane on the ground bud. If you do , you know the cure. Blue skies...er ah... i mean Green Grass.

Jet fighter ride...... mach 1 or faster, six feet above Lake Michigan. Swoop a pyramid,Grand Canyon,Lake Tahoe,and any other cool mountain/valley areas. BASE jump Norway See Earth from space.....while having sex.

note to self : if i ever plan to meet "skydiverbc" .... be on time or everyone will hear about it :) "Oh i thought it was NEXT Friday " I thought I was the only one who gets stood up and/or completely forgotten.

Now now lets not get offened by a little name calling. First off, "pigs" generally pull you over for something you didn't do or deserve.Causing your insurance rates to soar because he had a fight with his wife. Die pig die. "Officers" are the ones who show up 2 hrs after a gun fight. Cool he brought doughnuts. Police are the ones who seek evil and contain it. The underpaid great people who will get front row in heaven or whatever. There are many types of police officers. Obey the law and hope you don't get harrassed by the bad ones. See if this gets anyone's panties in a knot

That rocket fuel looks good. but i found Captain Morgan,Pineapple, and some of that SKYY shit in the blue bottle is like Champagne for pirates . Ahrrr Matey

Sup my packin friend ? Yes living 20 miles from Flint isn't far enough sometimes, but it beats having to travel to some ghetto in NY to be scared and thankful you don't live there. And if i ever become a crack head it won't be too far a drive. Obesity capital of the world, but home of the Fatty's when it comes to hand rolled cigs ! Ain't that right Mr. Mindcake ? Flint.... we used to make a lot of cars, now we're ready to live in them.

Yea Will and Dana have a lot of talent, but Chris Farley cracks me up before he even speaks. Cuz i know it's going to so stupid it's funny. Best host : Steve Martin

There's no such thing as "Two weeks " in skydiving ship out repairs. Unless they said it would take "2 days". There is no such thing as a rich skydiver. Only rich with experience and friendships. Yes we all need multiple rigs. I'm behind schedule for owning a spare. Slacker. Spent it all on jumpin. so .... I 'm that much richer with experience and ummmm friendships.

hEy Scrubby. I couldn't stay off this thing either. Might see ya there. Looks like no jumping ? weather. Just sliced my wrist bad trying to get a blade off a lawn mower. Nice conversation scar I will have. Like gettin a free tat or branding. See how shit comes back to ya./me.

Ummmmm. Flint ? What's "Worse than Detroit" ? Flint Beat that !

Take your time. We did. As you progress it gets less painful. Better fitting gear better landings, etc. I had head pain in the beginning. Must have had a cold or something. Leg strap bruises. Couldn't get comfortable. Lots of pain and little bruises. You're just learning how to fly.... with rented wings. We all know people who started a lot later than you who go on to make a few thousand jumps. If ya want it bad enough, you'll make it.... and look back and say "I knew i could do it." If that guy next to you can skydive, so can you. Take your time.

Pussy, doggy style !

Tell your future dates you are in a committed relationship.... Her name is Skydiving.

.... and when wanted a rush, we would just spin ourselves in cirlces. Air ? there was no "gettin air" back then. The only "Air" we'd get was when we mouthed off to anyone bigger than us.

I can walk on water.. well at least skim across the top of it on just 3 sq.inches of one heel.(barefootin) Glassy water only for that. It's been years. Used to be an insurance agent and now i can't stand selling or being "sold" anything. (edit for spelling)

Yes ...men be careful. Women .. have nothing to worry about, except being followed home.

It's Flash Friday !.... If ya got the goods, flash or moon someone today. It's sure to get a smile out of whomever ya flash.

Next person to fart in the plane gets a mal ! any questions ? Yes i have the power.