cocheese

1)Quick flight to go jump somewhere warm. 2)Round up the females for an orgy. 3) How much time do I left ? 4) Base jump w/o a rig at the last 10 seconds of life.

Hey Skydive Green County.... Bring that Casa with ya full of jumpers and we'll have a real big boogie. Then we'll bring our Otter there sometime. Maybe.

It's all true. One big happy disfunctional family. The way a dz should be. Come join us here or Sobe. Freefly Summer like no other planned for this year.

A few years ago I thought about putting W.E.N. on my helmet cam for White Entertainment Network.... just to spoof B.E.T. Black Entertainment Television. Then I decided to just get on a load.

What he said . It's not about what you hate. It's about things that many others love that you probably never will. Peace.

O.k. the show needed a lot of editing, but it was still pretty cool to see more than just exits, freefall, and canopy. Yea it was MTV style and reality tv in there too. Guess we should just be thankful some whuffos saw it and are thinking " Where do I sign up for that.... why am I riding this skateboard to get air ? " I'm even thinking " I don't know about rock climbing for a base jump, but I think it's time for a wing suit and some more air toys."

How about a baked Cocheese ?

Show them the last segment of the "Crosswind" video by Patrick Passe where Olav is flying in and out of the big round formation. I know of a skydiver/teacher who had to show this in class because some other teacher told the kids the same thing your friend did. So now all the kids can't wait skydive. Wups. Btw any skydive video will show a variation of fall rates between two jumpers. Especially any of the ones i've been in.

Happy Birthday Bill ! Thank you so much for all you've done for the sport. It was a tandem that hooked me after 1 static line a year for 10 years. Best wishes.

And I'm out of popcorn, beer, pizza, and all that. Fall rate food !

Wow. Something to consider.

Good advice. Now when is the next party ?

little post script ... lol i know what coocheese's trailer and car will have plastered all over them one special night this summer ...hehe ebay... item no 235230678 collection of 140 diffrent nascar bumper and window stickers ... 50$ look on his face.... priceless Mawahahahahahahaaaaa You think you're crippled now ? We'll see if a country boy can survive a mistake like that. LOL btw. you guys are killing me today with all the funny shit.

Focus Grass hoppa He who dies with the most jumps wins. Not beers. Or something like that.

When your accuracy and stand up rate is so hi that you purposely put it in tight areas for fun.... then get yelled at for doing it right : then you're ready to downsize with permission from at least 3 people who work at the dz and only in a safe area with little traffic. Damn I should run for office.

Nascar, country music,Pro wrestling

If you really don't know, then should we really tell ya ? Ever seen naked boobies yet ?

Looks like something a ski area would use for a utility truck. I wouldn't want to be in that chunk of .... unless it was a parade, or on a golf course. Two places you won't find me.

"Hey Bob, Looks like we caught another one. I think he's a fighter." "Well reel em in then." "Don't have to, he just jumped in the boat."

That's funny about the ex and the Dad. "This one time..... at Skydive camp.....

Yep, Keep Her. Nothing says love like jump tickets from a whuffo. She'll be joining you in the sky soon. Oh no !

I'm dying over here too. Office combat. Gotta love it..... til someone losses and eye. Or goes Postal for real.

Spank You Very Much

Man if we all just help a little, it will mean a LOT. I'm in.

So I stopped last night for some last minute Valentines gifts. Who do i see ? A chic from work and a dude from the convenience store. Well ... i couldn't concentrate too well and it was quite busy there.So I left .... and went to a sleazier place... nobody there but the guy behind the counter. Told the Dude I'm either gonna get slapped or have a fun night. Well I got slapped (verbally) AND can't tell ya the rest. Women! Hope that wasn't Too Much Info.