TheBile

If I cared enough for a woman to want to go out with her, I wouldn't want her to go out with a bum like me. Any solutions ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

SCUBA rig - Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus SKYDIVE rig - Self Kontained Yanking Device Invented for Verticle Expression Just in case you didn't know. (And yes, YANKING is what I meant !) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Hmmm. Milton keynes.......wind tunnel. Going to Milton Keynes to gain access to a wind tunnel. I guess I can put up with Milton Keynes if it means getting into a Wind Tunnel. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The ones who'll only do it for money ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Stick on some Heavy Metal and headbang ! Relieves stress, gets rid of tension, exumes aggrivation and is harmless to all but the stray fly. Works for me anyway ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Oh please !

As long as it's quick and I die before I feel any pain or fear, I don't mind how I go. In fact the nothingness that I 'knew' before I was conceived is kind of appealing to me. (You can probably guess that I don't believe in the Heaven & Hell or afterlife crap.) The thought of being buried and rotting away in a casket creeps me out for some reason, so I'd prefer to be cremated and sprinkled out into a tropical sea somewhere. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Outlook Express = Lookout Distress Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Ah yes, the sexual pros and cons. The pros, the decent and attractive ones at least, are too expensive. Better to spend the money on a ride to 12k. The con's aren't worth it either. They are all ugly as sin and would sooner stab ya that screw ya ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'm so jealous of you, Lila. The front and back flips were the jumps I was looking forward to the most. I reckon your gonna nail it love it. When your on your way up to do your Hop'n'Pop, just think that my gerbils were named after this jump so it can't be that terrifying. It might put a smile on your face and help you relax too.

We need 'em here in the UK too. It would be a great business venture for someone with a lot of cash. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

LOL Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I can imagine it now. She's got her dentures in her hand, using them to gently nibble your nipples, while she gums your balls at the same time. I guess that's the closest you'll get to the sensation of a threesome . Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[/#003366] Not what I would class as older women. I thought you were going to talk about the old and wrinklys then. Phew ! One thing I noticed through my twenties was that most of the ugly ones from school became more beautiful as they approached their thirties, and the young ladies that all the teenage boys wanted to bag in school let themselves slide to the same degree. I put this down to Sexual Prime. (Wasn't he a Transformer ?). Anyway, as long as their titties don't point to the tiles, and their boobies bounce to the music rather than sway to it, your sex drive will forever be satisfied and will never drop. Leave the dropping to the women's underwear. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I've had UT2003 for a couple of weeks now and I was disappointed with it. No doubt the visuals are stunning, but there isn't sufficet advancement on the gameplay from it's predecessor to back up that wow factor. Not to mention that my favourite 'Assault' maps havegone. I can only hope for some decent maps and mods to right this. That said, I'm up for some serious online fragging with it. I'll have to check my version of Counter Strike too and patch it up as I haven't played it for a while. I will not brag about my 56k modem. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Someone call 911 - Thread hijack in progress......... Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Thanks for that guys. Poser looks like a good piece of software, even if the title does sound a bit 'gay'. I'm not looking for anything too complicated or professional though. Looks like it will be back to my drawing board. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Are you supposed to wave your arms doing a frantic mashed potato like that during a tandem ? Must have given the instructor a headache. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I can't believe Jesus would know anything about skydiving. Sure, being a carpenter, he could make the perfect box, but not the perfect boxman ! If you want advice from a religeous figure you'd be better off getting it from Jobu. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Aaaahhhhh. When you read stuff like this it makes the world so much better to be a part of.

I'm bored, which is the only reason why I qualify to give an opinion on this so please feel free to dismiss it as easily as you would a flea's fart. The hair in your icon seems to be a redder than your hair in your mugshot. Provided that the two piccies were taken near enough the same time, I would suggest that you go with the red, because for some reason it makes you look younger. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I knew of the reputation but had never read the story. We have a celeb in this country called Freddie Starr who hit the headlines for similar reasons. The headlines read :- "FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Can't do that. His heads up there constantly so there's never any room. Even if there were, thats a bit of a low blow isn't it. Surely no-one belongs up Richard Gere's ass, no matter how much you hate them. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

It's a small ape that wears blue eyeliner (he says trying to put this post back on it's original track.) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Wouldn't that just encourage him ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !