jessefs

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  1. Thanks for the pic Sunny! Hope you're doing well...long time no see
  2. So, is it a sin if I slap an In "N Out burger sticker on my fiance's ass???
  3. Another glass of wine and I might try to top him by covering 3 layers of super glue on my nuts with duct tape and ripping it off......
  4. Hey, a little extra friction never hurt anybody...lol (well....maybe except for TrophyHusband...)
  5. Or a loser, depending on how you look at it.
  6. I tend to sniff glue and look at porn at the same time....best of both worlds, ya know??!!
  7. Sorry man....but JEEEEZZZZ! Maybe that's what is fueling his fire... /Andre saying to himself "What the fu*k was I thinking!!!!"
  8. OK, Andre Agassi ROCKS! ....except for the fact that he left Brooke Shields for Stefi Graf
  9. Damn that's funny....until I started pondering how exactly you steal a dick??!!
  10. TV????? I was using my mental telaportation device to put me right in right center court..... It really was an excellent match, just tops his loss last year in the Open. Almost makes me want to break out the raquet...almost..lol
  11. I saw it, and what a great match. I have a feeling though that this can only end in heartbreak for Agassi fans..... He does set quite an example for old farts stickin' it to the young guys, even if only for a few matches. Me thinks his old creaky bones can only stand up to a couple more matches.....if that. Quite the pessimist I am..hehe In all honesty, I stive to attain the heart and determination in my life that Andre has in his, much can be learned from him.
  12. QuoteCoolness! And here I am having never hooked up with anyone on here. Because I'm a cheap bastard who does't want to pony up the dough.[/reply You need to find yourself a suga mama Suga Skymama maybe??]
  13. Right on Phree...I actually hooked up with my soon to be wife for the first time because she was a friend of a poster here that I was taking to the SDC Christmas party. I won't say who, but her name rhymes with Funshine (Luv ya Sunny!)
  14. Thanks SkyMama! This is the best I could come up with after a few glasses of some vintage vino Love, exciting and new, Find it on dropzone.com We're expecting you. Love, don’t look in speakers corner. It ain’t there, That place will make ya blue. The Love Boat Floatin’ on DZ.com. This place promises something for everyone. Set a landing pattern for adventure, Your target on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's a beach landing on a friendly shore. It's Looooove! Welcome aboard - It's Looooove!
  15. Ah crap...I knew there was a catch... Can I just slip the bills inside the big, furry, leopard print jacket? I don't wanna get smacked down with the cane...