ryoder 1,396 #76 January 7, 2016 Seth Meyers on the topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3vPttCwCZw"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #77 January 7, 2016 #bundyeroticfanfic ""Don't cry Ammon, they did this at Valley Forge; for warmth...and for freedom."" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #78 January 7, 2016 And just when I thought it couldn't get funnier, Alex Jones to the rescue with "It's a false flag operation!"http://americannewsx.com/politics/conspiracy-nut-oregon-occupation-is-false-flag-video/ Note to Bundy & Company: When a nutcase likes Alex Jones thinks you are a false-flag operation, then you know you've jumped the shark. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #79 January 7, 2016 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #80 January 7, 2016 Ammon Bundy's retired Marine bodyguard never actually served in the Marines??? I'm shocked, I tell ya!!!http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387117/Stolen-valor-Militiaman-bodyguard-ranchers-Cliven-Ammon-Bundy-posing-retired-Marine-served-Afghanistan-Iraq-boost-combat-credentials.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #81 January 8, 2016 I hope this works. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #82 January 8, 2016 Uh, oh!The fighting has begun...between the militia men.http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/oregon-militants-brawl-as-friends-beg-them-to-go-home-youre-surrounded-by-informants/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #83 January 8, 2016 >The fighting has begun...between the militia men. ===================== A heartbroken militiaman announced that one of his buddies had walked off the Oregon nature preserve they had overtaken and had holed up in a local motel to drink away donation money. Joe Oshaugnessy, an Arizona militiaman, has been actively seeking volunteers through social media to join the occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. But his friends tearfully announced that Oshaugnessy, who is known as “Capt. O,” had left the refuge Wednesday and was instead staying at a motel nearby — as some others associated with the militants have apparently been doing, according to sources. . . . . Jon Ritzheimer, the Arizona militiaman known for organizing anti-Muslim rallies and fundraising through his “Rogue Infidel” site, went to see Oshaugnessy at the motel and found him drinking there, according to Maureen Peltier, a disabled National Guard woman who claims to be the group’s official spokeswoman. Peltier said Ritzheimer had confirmed that Oshaugnessy had kept the money he had raised through social media for himself and had spent at least some of it on a drinking binge. ===================== Give me liberty or give me a double scotch! We shall not leave our hotel rooms, bars and restaurants until the tyrannical US government offers us free grazing and chicken wings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #84 January 8, 2016 And not a triple digit IQ amongst them.Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,257 #85 January 8, 2016 At this point I think the best thing that could come out of this situation is a reality TV show.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #86 January 10, 2016 This one is pretty good. https://youtu.be/9d8-rM9up7Equade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SStewart 13 #87 January 11, 2016 Related story: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-refuge-insight-idUSKBN0UL0DW20160107 QuoteThe brothers have taken over the cozy and cluttered office of Linda Sue Beck, a biologist and civil servant they have come to view as a symbol the federal government. They said they would allow Beck to come to gather her personal belongings. But they don’t want her to return to work. “She’s not here working for the people,” declared Ryan Bundy, the more outspoken of the brothers. “She’s not benefiting America. She’s part of what’s destroying America.” He referred to her as the “Carp Lady,” a nod to the fish-themed block prints and “Carpe Carp” sign on her office walls. Ammon Bundy sits at her desk with his laptop, making and taking call after call with journalists, supporters and local government officials. A birthday card, a book called “Fisheries Techniques” and other office adornments appear largely undisturbed, save for a spot on Beck’s desk cleared to make room for boxes of pizza and bullets. The protestors make coffee in an adjoining kitchenette that doubles as a science laboratory. Linda Sue Beck and all the other employees that work for the Fish and Wildlife Service at Malhuer NWR are on paid administrative leave. US tax payers are paying their salaries to do nothing. This is a woman who went to college to become a wildlife biologist to follow her passion and serve our country to help preserve our natural heritage. She IS working for the people, she IS what is right with America. This fucking meat head is in her office, sitting in her chair with his gun and rummaging through her work and personal belongings. This is beyond ridiculous. I want that maggot arrested. The government does not own the land, the people do. The agencies that manage the land like the US Forest Service, the BLM, The US Park Service, The Fish and Wildlife Service, the BIA, etc. are merely STEWARDS. They manage the land for multiple use and there is no way you are going to make everyone happy. This is all done in accordance with congress and perfectly legal under the constitution. If you do not like the way we manage the land then you are free to protest, you can go through the political process, or even take it to court. But once you take up arms and threaten violence if you do not get your way then you become a criminal and your opinion means nothing. Enjoy your free snacks in prisonOnward and Upward! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreeece 2 #88 January 11, 2016 SStewartIf you do not like the way we manage the land then you are free to protest, you can go through the political process, or even take it to court. But once you take up arms and threaten violence if you do not get your way then you become a criminal and your opinion means nothing. Enjoy your free snacks in prison When the blacks were looting and tearing up their own cities last year, some people were equating it to the Boston Tea Party, lol - But now, some of those same people are shaking their finger at these yahoos...Never was there an answer....not without listening, without seeing - Gilmour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #89 January 11, 2016 They have updated their wish list: https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/685960657225793536/photo/1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #90 January 11, 2016 Miracle Whip AND mayonnaise??? What kind of people are we dealing with? Better get them the Aprens 4" before they run out of Marlboros too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #91 January 11, 2016 normiss Miracle Whip AND mayonnaise??? What kind of people are we dealing with? Better get them the Aprens 4" before they run out of Marlboros too. I was going to ask about the 120 grit sandpaper and tampons, but maybe I don't want to know."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreeece 2 #92 January 11, 2016 normissMiracle Whip AND mayonnaise??? What kind of people are we dealing with? A house divided cannot stand!Never was there an answer....not without listening, without seeing - Gilmour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #93 January 11, 2016 thats hilarious - is that real?!Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #94 January 13, 2016 "Oregon judge plans to bill Ammon Bundy up to $70,000 a day for security costs to county": http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/oregon-judge-plans-to-bill-ammon-bundy-up-to-70000-a-day-for-security-costs-to-county/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #95 January 13, 2016 ryoder"Oregon judge plans to bill Ammon Bundy up to $70,000 a day for security costs to county": http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/oregon-judge-plans-to-bill-ammon-bundy-up-to-70000-a-day-for-security-costs-to-county/ Not exactly certain how he arrived at the number, but it sounds about right.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 1,923 #96 January 13, 2016 The Bundys aren't known for their willingness to pay debts owed to governments.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #97 January 13, 2016 And now people are sending them bags of dicks Epic trolling http://thedailybanter.com/2016/01/poor-poor-patriots/ Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #98 January 13, 2016 "Vanilla ISIS"? That's great."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #99 January 13, 2016 When I first became aware of a product "bag of dicks", I was stumped on who deserved such a lavish surprise gift. Then these "patriots" come along full of the required deserving. Outstanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #100 January 13, 2016 Stephen Colbert points out there are no roadblocks and gives them directions to the nearest Safeway to get their own supplies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izP3RnrNJx4 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
