Vallerina 2 #1 September 17, 2004 Sometimes, it seems like a good idea just to put a wealth of information in one little convenient spot. This thread is for your best advice when it comes to sex (npi.) I don't know much about sex, so my only advice is know oneself well!!! One of my biggest pet peeves is guys who say that they know how to please a woman. Talk is cheap! If you know how, then get into details of how you can please any woman (remember, one size does NOT fit all. What Susie likes, Sarah doesn't...etc.) So, give us what you got. Think you know...well, then tell us!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 September 17, 2004 Guaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #3 September 17, 2004 Listen! Find out what they want, rather than what you think they want.... Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #4 September 17, 2004 QuoteListen! Find out what they want, rather than what you think they want.... Ding ding ding!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 September 17, 2004 QuoteGuaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... I like that kinda thing. My most recent partner would yank the hair on the nape of my neck....it drove me wild. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 September 17, 2004 How to please any woman? 1. Make a lot of money 2. Cook the food 3. Clean the house 4. Make more money 5. Let her spend the money Oh, this is a sex thread. D'Oh! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
njasshole 0 #7 September 17, 2004 A bit of history for the uninformed.... The year is 1947. The current medical consensus states that the clitoris is the center of sexual pleasure in the female. Doctors are still debating whether or not they believe the female orgasm is even possible. Enter German OB/GYN Ernst Grafenberg. He postulates not only that women are capable of having a clitoral orgasm, but that there also exists an area 3-5 inches posterior to the vaginal opening on the anterior vaginal wall which he believes to be a second concentration of female sexual pleasure. He believes, heretically, that this spot can produce an even more sensational orgasm than clitorally possible. In reference to his last name, the region becomes popularly known as the "Grafenberg spot". It's later shortened to "G-spot". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #8 September 17, 2004 QuoteIn Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listen! Find out what they want, rather than what you think they want.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ding ding ding! Yeah well, i have big ears. Oh and i learnt to breathe through them. That might have helped as well.... Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plummets 0 #9 September 17, 2004 QuoteListen! Find out what they want*** .....shoes, jump tickets and my credit card... Think I must be missing something "Life is a bowl of deadly nightshade, stay way way out on the rim brother" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #10 September 17, 2004 QuoteIf you know how, then get into details of how you can please any woman Who cares.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 4 #11 September 17, 2004 Practice, practice, practice.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #12 September 17, 2004 QuoteListen! Find out what they want, rather than what you think they want.... Bwahaahaaaaa!!! Dude, I almost feel bad for you. Your statement is near paradox. Find out what they want and they won't want it anymore . [whispers] Pst! What they want, is for you to keep guessing. [/whispers] LOL Good thread Val, uhm, let's see, sex tip... Keep laughing, it's good to laugh. Not enough people are laughing in bed together. The combination of different types of 'feel-goods' turns the human body into a bubbling chemistry set. Especially when you've got a little nerves to contend with. Popular examlpe? Maybe she's not as comfortable with her body as she should be? Make her laugh at the expense of yours or something. (small tip, we think naked females are sexy. Many of them think naked males are funny-looking) ha-ha! Tell jokes and just be silly starting in. It'll pay off in intensity before you know it... you know, like "Tears are streaming down her face for no known reason" type of intensity. Good luck! Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #13 September 17, 2004 To please a woman is an IMPOSSIBILITY, but is a lot of fun to try __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adamjenner 0 #14 September 17, 2004 QuoteGuaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... i'd be careful on that one....a friend of mine was with an older lady once and he decidied to give the hair the ol' tug and pull and well, lets just say the wig came right off thus ending their love making session. as soon as he told me i burst out laughing hahaha, i never let him live it down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #15 September 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you know how, then get into details of how you can please any woman Who cares. I had the same attitude when I was married. Why buy the manual to a car that you don't get to work on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #16 September 17, 2004 Nick's Number One Golden Tip on Pleasing a woman: Take your time. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #17 September 17, 2004 Take them shopping for shoes. While at the mall, stop at that German restaurant for dessert involving chocolate and many alchoholic drinks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #18 September 17, 2004 QuoteGuaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... guaranteed to make them scream twice : -anal sex without warning -wiping your c*ck with the curtains just after number 1scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 September 17, 2004 QuoteTake them shopping for shoes. While at the mall, stop at that German restaurant for dessert involving chocolate and many alchoholic drinks. Shoe shopping is yummy. Skip the chocolate crap though, the next store after shoe shopping should be Bath & Body Works, followed by the kitchen gadget store. Round it up with a trip through the McD's drive thru for a mcflurry so i can give you roadhead on the way home. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelpdiver 2 #20 September 17, 2004 Quote So, give us what you got. Think you know...well, then tell us! I insist on the guaranteed long term contract. Enjoyment is a two way street, and it may take a bit for two people to figure out how they work best together. If she's still not happy after the 30th time, she's free to go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 September 17, 2004 Quoteso i can give you roadhead on the way home. Gentlemen, I rest my case. Guys always think that they have to "get to know her needs" and crap like that. There is always a guy who is better looking. She sees him and gets all wound up in 3 minutes just thinking about the possibilites. If it takes all this effort, then you are the wrong guy. Let her fantasize about someone else while you are doing her. That works best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stumpy 256 #22 September 17, 2004 Damn - here was me thinking the one night meaningful relationship was the way forward Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #23 September 17, 2004 Val..turn around, how do we know its you? ;-) wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites metalslug 31 #24 September 17, 2004 QuoteNick's Number One Golden Tip on Pleasing a woman: Take your time. Easy for you to say, you're not paying by the hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #25 September 17, 2004 QuoteTake your time. Sometimes, you gotta be quick, though, like if you're on the stairs at a bar or in a bathroom at a party! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Remster 24 #10 September 17, 2004 QuoteIf you know how, then get into details of how you can please any woman Who cares.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #11 September 17, 2004 Practice, practice, practice.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #12 September 17, 2004 QuoteListen! Find out what they want, rather than what you think they want.... Bwahaahaaaaa!!! Dude, I almost feel bad for you. Your statement is near paradox. Find out what they want and they won't want it anymore . [whispers] Pst! What they want, is for you to keep guessing. [/whispers] LOL Good thread Val, uhm, let's see, sex tip... Keep laughing, it's good to laugh. Not enough people are laughing in bed together. The combination of different types of 'feel-goods' turns the human body into a bubbling chemistry set. Especially when you've got a little nerves to contend with. Popular examlpe? Maybe she's not as comfortable with her body as she should be? Make her laugh at the expense of yours or something. (small tip, we think naked females are sexy. Many of them think naked males are funny-looking) ha-ha! Tell jokes and just be silly starting in. It'll pay off in intensity before you know it... you know, like "Tears are streaming down her face for no known reason" type of intensity. Good luck! Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 September 17, 2004 To please a woman is an IMPOSSIBILITY, but is a lot of fun to try __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #14 September 17, 2004 QuoteGuaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... i'd be careful on that one....a friend of mine was with an older lady once and he decidied to give the hair the ol' tug and pull and well, lets just say the wig came right off thus ending their love making session. as soon as he told me i burst out laughing hahaha, i never let him live it down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 September 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you know how, then get into details of how you can please any woman Who cares. I had the same attitude when I was married. Why buy the manual to a car that you don't get to work on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #16 September 17, 2004 Nick's Number One Golden Tip on Pleasing a woman: Take your time. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 September 17, 2004 Take them shopping for shoes. While at the mall, stop at that German restaurant for dessert involving chocolate and many alchoholic drinks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #18 September 17, 2004 QuoteGuaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... guaranteed to make them scream twice : -anal sex without warning -wiping your c*ck with the curtains just after number 1scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 17, 2004 QuoteTake them shopping for shoes. While at the mall, stop at that German restaurant for dessert involving chocolate and many alchoholic drinks. Shoe shopping is yummy. Skip the chocolate crap though, the next store after shoe shopping should be Bath & Body Works, followed by the kitchen gadget store. Round it up with a trip through the McD's drive thru for a mcflurry so i can give you roadhead on the way home. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #20 September 17, 2004 Quote So, give us what you got. Think you know...well, then tell us! I insist on the guaranteed long term contract. Enjoyment is a two way street, and it may take a bit for two people to figure out how they work best together. If she's still not happy after the 30th time, she's free to go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 September 17, 2004 Quoteso i can give you roadhead on the way home. Gentlemen, I rest my case. Guys always think that they have to "get to know her needs" and crap like that. There is always a guy who is better looking. She sees him and gets all wound up in 3 minutes just thinking about the possibilites. If it takes all this effort, then you are the wrong guy. Let her fantasize about someone else while you are doing her. That works best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #22 September 17, 2004 Damn - here was me thinking the one night meaningful relationship was the way forward Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #23 September 17, 2004 Val..turn around, how do we know its you? ;-) wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 31 #24 September 17, 2004 QuoteNick's Number One Golden Tip on Pleasing a woman: Take your time. Easy for you to say, you're not paying by the hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #25 September 17, 2004 QuoteTake your time. Sometimes, you gotta be quick, though, like if you're on the stairs at a bar or in a bathroom at a party! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
