RastaRicanAir 0 #1 December 3, 2005 When Robin Hood comes on I mute all the parts where the legendary English folk hero is speaking in a southern California accent. The other day Intolerable Cruelty came on, and I got up and left the house. And I just saw Point Break for the sixth time ...the opening credits of Point Break for the sixth time Just a mildly cynical weekend diversion for those of you who are currently wintered-out. (While I'm at The Farm Xmas Boogie partying regardless of the w***her.) Two Write-In Restrictions: 1) No Action Heroes. This poll is open only to "actors" who have tried to pull off both serious and comic roles, (And drawn an audience) but who couldn't play hurt if their nuts were stapled to a porcupine. 2) No women. When I get bored again, Sandra Bullock and two others will have their own thread.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #2 December 3, 2005 I was gonna say ralph machio.But I guess you could call him an action hero...if you call cathing flys with chop sticks action..and sanddda da deck...and pantta da fence...and waxxa the caw...all action stuff. Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 December 3, 2005 I'd say Clooney is the worst one on your list. Kevin Costner has done a lot of great movies - Bull Durham, Field Of Dreams, Dances With Wolves are just a few... Keanu Reeves has a bit wider range of ability, but Clooney just for some reason has no feeling in his roles. He just seems to be stone-faced all the time. I think he plays poker better than he acts... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #4 December 3, 2005 How come George Bush isn't a choice? Oh wait. This isn't SC. So sorry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #5 December 3, 2005 Kevin Costner has done a lot of great movies - Bull Durham, Field Of Dreams, Dances With Wolves are just a few... Quote I am sorry, but ever since Kostner got some clout and started casting himself as super hero and not the EVERYMAN he should be, he has sucked in everything he has been in....NO EXCEPTIONS. He gives the most boring and uninspired performances. uh........and I hated Dances With Wolves. Does anybody wanna fill me in on how that movie won so many Oscar's going against Scorse's "Goodfellas"? Was their something in the LA water that winter, or what? *exhales* sorry, had to do that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #6 December 3, 2005 Quoteuh........and I hated Dances With Wolves. Does anybody wanna fill me in on how that movie won so many Oscar's going against Scorse's "Goodfellas"? Was their something in the LA water that winter, or what? *exhales* sorry, had to do that. Amen! Most overrated movie EVER!!!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #7 December 3, 2005 Tom Cruise. Besides his utterly terrible acting (he only plays Tom Cruise, and even that isn't consistently good), he's just weird. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #8 December 3, 2005 I was thinking Tom Cruise myself for worst actor. Sometimes Michele, we think alike. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RPetrie 0 #9 December 3, 2005 Matt Damon I seriously consider suicide after having to sit through one of his movies. You should be legally obligated to atleast two hours of your life back after being exposed to any of his shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ncrowe 0 #10 December 3, 2005 Ben Afleck....when he played the blind super hero...I watched 2 mins and wanted to set my TV on fire...orrrr Steven Segal....he doesn't act much anymore thank god but he's a terrible actor plus he runs like a girl. Revees gets honorable mention " I know kung-fu" "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stumpy 256 #11 December 3, 2005 "Matt Daaaamon" -Team America Funny shit Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #12 December 3, 2005 It's Costner, hands-down. I cannot understand how he was allowed to direct and produce. "Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves", "Waterworld", and "The Postman" all sucked balls. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 December 3, 2005 Branden Fraizer......The Mummy?!?! UUuuuuuugh!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KindredSpirit 0 #14 December 3, 2005 Tom Arnold. "Kicking gravity's ass since 2003!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,257 #15 December 3, 2005 QuoteThe other day Intolerable Cruelty came on, and I got up and left the house. Y'know the thing that comes with the tv, the one with all the buttons to press? That lets you turn off the crap and watch The Simpsons or something instead. Far easier than leaving the house. Just FYIDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #16 December 3, 2005 QuoteI'd say Clooney is the worst one on your list. Who cares if he's not the best actor, Clooney is damn sexy and the top of my list of who I'd be a sex slave for. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #17 December 3, 2005 Why do all men have such distaste for Keanu? The moment I saw the thread header, I knew Keanu would be an option b/c every man I've ever know can't stand the guy. Hmmmmmm I loved him in The Replacements I'm I'm nuts about Kevin Costner in Tin Cup Clooney's flicks have done nothing for me---but he acted well on ERPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 December 3, 2005 ***Who cares if he's not the best actor, Clooney is damn sexy and the top of my list of who I'd be a sex slave for. I used to not really understand the whole Clooney thing, until I saw him up close. I actually felt his HEAT, before I saw him. He is definitely a sexy-looking man and simply exudes sexuality and charm, more so than I would have thought. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed, either, Andrea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 December 3, 2005 Quoteuh........and I hated Dances With Wolves. Does anybody wanna fill me in on how that movie won so many Oscar's going against Scorse's "Goodfellas"? Was their something in the LA water that winter, or what? *exhales* sorry, had to do that. Amen! Most overrated movie EVER!!!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #7 December 3, 2005 Tom Cruise. Besides his utterly terrible acting (he only plays Tom Cruise, and even that isn't consistently good), he's just weird. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 December 3, 2005 I was thinking Tom Cruise myself for worst actor. Sometimes Michele, we think alike. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RPetrie 0 #9 December 3, 2005 Matt Damon I seriously consider suicide after having to sit through one of his movies. You should be legally obligated to atleast two hours of your life back after being exposed to any of his shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #10 December 3, 2005 Ben Afleck....when he played the blind super hero...I watched 2 mins and wanted to set my TV on fire...orrrr Steven Segal....he doesn't act much anymore thank god but he's a terrible actor plus he runs like a girl. Revees gets honorable mention " I know kung-fu" "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #11 December 3, 2005 "Matt Daaaamon" -Team America Funny shit Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #12 December 3, 2005 It's Costner, hands-down. I cannot understand how he was allowed to direct and produce. "Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves", "Waterworld", and "The Postman" all sucked balls. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 December 3, 2005 Branden Fraizer......The Mummy?!?! UUuuuuuugh!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KindredSpirit 0 #14 December 3, 2005 Tom Arnold. "Kicking gravity's ass since 2003!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,257 #15 December 3, 2005 QuoteThe other day Intolerable Cruelty came on, and I got up and left the house. Y'know the thing that comes with the tv, the one with all the buttons to press? That lets you turn off the crap and watch The Simpsons or something instead. Far easier than leaving the house. Just FYIDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #16 December 3, 2005 QuoteI'd say Clooney is the worst one on your list. Who cares if he's not the best actor, Clooney is damn sexy and the top of my list of who I'd be a sex slave for. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 December 3, 2005 Why do all men have such distaste for Keanu? The moment I saw the thread header, I knew Keanu would be an option b/c every man I've ever know can't stand the guy. Hmmmmmm I loved him in The Replacements I'm I'm nuts about Kevin Costner in Tin Cup Clooney's flicks have done nothing for me---but he acted well on ERPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 December 3, 2005 ***Who cares if he's not the best actor, Clooney is damn sexy and the top of my list of who I'd be a sex slave for. I used to not really understand the whole Clooney thing, until I saw him up close. I actually felt his HEAT, before I saw him. He is definitely a sexy-looking man and simply exudes sexuality and charm, more so than I would have thought. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed, either, Andrea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #19 December 3, 2005 Mickey Rourke. He was carried in Diner, and after that it was all downhill. He makes Keanu look like Olivier.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #20 December 3, 2005 QuoteBen Afleck Most definitely!Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #21 December 3, 2005 Pauley Shore! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #22 December 3, 2005 Rocky! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tigra 0 #23 December 3, 2005 OMG! I thought I was the ONLY person on the planet who felt that way about Dances With Wolves. As for George Clooney? He's hot, he's funny and he was really great in Oh Brother Where Art Thou! I haven't seen too many of his other films, but I did love him on ER! I think there are way worse actors but out of those 3, I'd have to say Keanu Reeves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #24 December 3, 2005 QuoteTom Cruise. Besides his utterly terrible acting (he only plays Tom Cruise, and even that isn't consistently good), he's just weird. Ciels- Michele *** Sidebar your Honor~ Granted he is a flake, but that being said... He plays off the talent he's with to an extent. The Color of Money was IMO one of his best movies as far as acting talent goes. But then again you would HAVE to give your "A" game when the cast includes Paul Newman! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tigra 0 #25 December 3, 2005 Agreed- put me down on the list for not kicking George Clooney out of my bed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
masterrig 1 #21 December 3, 2005 Pauley Shore! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 December 3, 2005 Rocky! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #23 December 3, 2005 OMG! I thought I was the ONLY person on the planet who felt that way about Dances With Wolves. As for George Clooney? He's hot, he's funny and he was really great in Oh Brother Where Art Thou! I haven't seen too many of his other films, but I did love him on ER! I think there are way worse actors but out of those 3, I'd have to say Keanu Reeves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 December 3, 2005 QuoteTom Cruise. Besides his utterly terrible acting (he only plays Tom Cruise, and even that isn't consistently good), he's just weird. Ciels- Michele *** Sidebar your Honor~ Granted he is a flake, but that being said... He plays off the talent he's with to an extent. The Color of Money was IMO one of his best movies as far as acting talent goes. But then again you would HAVE to give your "A" game when the cast includes Paul Newman! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #25 December 3, 2005 Agreed- put me down on the list for not kicking George Clooney out of my bed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
