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would you ever use a hooker?

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I haven't and wouldn't.


Still a Virgin huh??

Trust me.. We all pay for it. One way or another.. Just some women are a little more honest about what it is gonna cost than others!:o:P:D:D



SO true.

did you see the Onion's story about a wife arrested for prostitution? She had traded sex for a house, money, and security for 10 years. :D

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I haven't and wouldn't.


Still a Virgin huh??

Trust me.. We all pay for it. One way or another.. Just some women are a little more honest about what it is gonna cost than others!:o:P:D:D




i remember reading in FHM or something like that, that hookers are FAR cheaper per shag. think how much it costs to take a girl on a few dates etc....
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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i remember reading in FHM or something like that, that hookers are FAR cheaper per shag.



Now if could just get them to tell us the cost up front...
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I wuz stumbling drunk down Shit Street in the PI.
Ilongapo City........an old grizzled babe hung over an upstairs balcony....yelling...."HEY SAILOR...YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD BEFORE?????"

I yelled back up..."WHAT YOU GOT...LEPROSY?"


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Your House, Your Car and half your life savings.



I just have to say that the above goes both ways. I feel like the ex is going to suck my blood forever - thank God there is only a month to go.

Hooking on the other hand - seems like there are a lot more male customers than female. I guess that could be because all we have to do is go to a bar and pick if all we wanted was to get laid.

But really, if that was all I wanted, I'm much better at getting myself off than most of the men I've been with - which is probably why most women don't use prostitutes - we'd rather do it ourselves.
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I haven't and wouldn't.


Still a Virgin huh??

Trust me.. We all pay for it. One way or another.. Just some women are a little more honest about what it is gonna cost than others!:o:P:D:D



Damn straight. Girlfriends are hookers who defer payment.

Oh and you forgot the "i am a hooker" poll option :D


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