brierebecca 0 #26 October 17, 2006 QuoteGirlfriends are hookers who defer payment. More like hookers who defer sex. I'm not replying to you specifically, Lindercles, but geez, am I the only one who is really offended by this thread? I know, I know, "If you don't like it, stay away, don't read it, don't reply, blah blah blah." But if the gentlemen who are replying to this thread really think (or think it's a funny joke) that dating is really spending money in order to just have sex with the woman (instead of actually having to *gasp* have a real relationship with her), then....well.....humph. I'm offended. Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #27 October 17, 2006 Funny how timely these threads are sometimes. Took care of a prostitute in the ER last night. Admitted her with pneumocystis carinii pneumonia. Shrivelled up, she was. Guess they don't start out that way though.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #28 October 17, 2006 Quoteam I the only one who is really offended by this thread? no but dont need to state, I think those who "feel" that way are and pretty much will always be single while thinking that way. QuoteBut if the gentlemen who are replying to this thread really think (or think it's a funny joke) that dating is really spending money in order to just have sex with the woman (instead of actually having to *gasp* have a real relationship with her), then....well.....humph. I'm offended. Someone whose a gentleman wouldnt speak like this. Even as a joke.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #29 October 17, 2006 QuoteBut if the gentlemen who are replying to this thread really think (or think it's a funny joke) that dating is really spending money in order to just have sex with the woman (instead of actually having to *gasp* have a real relationship with her), then....well.....humph. I'm offended. Silly lil lonely scorned men is all! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #30 October 17, 2006 Ladies, please take notice that I up until now have not responded to this thread. Just want to make sure you take notice. Thank you very much.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 October 17, 2006 QuoteShrivelled up, she was. Guess they don't start out that way though.... A hard life on the street being a "working girl" to buy another crack rock will do that to people.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #32 October 17, 2006 Quote Someone whose a gentleman wouldnt speak like this. Even as a joke. By a lot of unbiased accounts, I am a gentleman-but I would definitly joke about this Heck, I think I willI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #33 October 17, 2006 would you ever use a hooker? ------------------- What else is hooker for. You're certainly not paying for cuddle timeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #34 October 17, 2006 QuoteFunny how timely these threads are sometimes. Took care of a prostitute in the ER last night. Admitted her with pneumocystis carinii pneumonia. Shrivelled up, she was. Guess they don't start out that way though.... linz No you have to suck really hardWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #35 October 17, 2006 Quote would you ever use a hooker? ------------------- What else is hooker for. You're certainly not paying for cuddle time This wasnt the insulting part. The part of all women being hookers is. No gentleman would ever state that. Then again, what does one expect from the bon-fire...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #36 October 17, 2006 Quote No you have to suck really hard and this, boys and girls, is how you find out that scotch does not clean your monitorI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #37 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuote would you ever use a hooker? ------------------- What else is hooker for. You're certainly not paying for cuddle time This wasnt the insulting part. The part of all women being hookers is. No gentleman would ever state that. Then again, what does one expect from the bon-fire... I think they're speaking less about women being hookers and more about themselves not being capable of giving in a relationship without feeling like they're "paying" for sex. But, like you said, this is the bonfire. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #38 October 17, 2006 Quote The part of all women being hookers is. No gentleman would ever state that. Then again, what does one expect from the bon-fire... I remember giving blood one time and they asked me if I'd ever given money for sex. I said "Every damn time in some form or fashion.".I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #39 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuote would you ever use a hooker? ------------------- What else is hooker for. You're certainly not paying for cuddle time This wasnt the insulting part. The part of all women being hookers is. No gentleman would ever state that. Then again, what does one expect from the bon-fire... Yes we would. It's us joking on the fact that to take you out to dinner and get to know you and buy you drinks at the bar is paying for sex in a different way. It's a joke. This is the bonfire. If you wanna get your tits in a twist go to SC and bitch about why your opinion of a gentleman doesn't fit reality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #40 October 17, 2006 Quotetits in a twist g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #41 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuotetits in a twist g mm, sounds fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #42 October 17, 2006 QuoteIt's us joking on the fact that to take you out to dinner and get to know you and buy you drinks at the bar is paying for sex in a different way. Maybe if your dick ran as much as your mouth you wouldnt have to pay for it.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #43 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt's us joking on the fact that to take you out to dinner and get to know you and buy you drinks at the bar is paying for sex in a different way. Maybe if your dick ran as much as your mouth you wouldnt have to pay for it. ....... surprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it. Can't really complain. But, like we said, if you can't take a joke, you know where to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reginald 0 #44 October 17, 2006 Sure. I paid in regular installments, I believe they were called "mortgage payments". After years of using the same one I finally just transferred the house over to her."We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things." CP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #45 October 17, 2006 Quotesurprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it. Can't really complain wihtout pics it didn't happens! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #46 October 17, 2006 Quote surprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it wooooohoooooo are you having hot monkey sex??? I really need to step away from this thread.... The only thing I'm reading is "Tits, Dicks, Sex" all the other words just seem to be a blur.... Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex.... anyone else horny???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mrGuy 0 #47 October 17, 2006 I have nothing against hookers...just like I have nothing against video poker, etc... Whatever floats your boat. Never known any, as far as I know, but I do, however, think its probably a crumby, sad life. As for the "johns"...that is really something I could never understand. You're risking all kinds of creepy-crawlies and killer desease...for what? yuck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #48 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuote surprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it wooooohoooooo are you having hot monkey sex??? I really need to step away from this thread.... The only thing I'm reading is "Tits, Dicks, Sex" all the other words just seem to be a blur.... Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex.... anyone else horny???? g Dunno about the monkey sex, but I have had this thing for tits and guppie lately.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #49 October 17, 2006 Joke em if they cant take a Fuck!!! One of my all time favorite quotes: I don’t pay them for Sex, I pay them to LEAVE when I am done!! And anyone that thinks I am serious in this thread A) Clearly doesn’t know me And B) Can kiss my Ass.. (And yes, If you do it well enough, I will pay you to leave too when you are done!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #50 October 17, 2006 For some reason this thread makes me think of the popular addage used when referring to single girls at dropzones; "You have to wait your turn.""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 2 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
guppie01 0 #46 October 17, 2006 Quote surprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it wooooohoooooo are you having hot monkey sex??? I really need to step away from this thread.... The only thing I'm reading is "Tits, Dicks, Sex" all the other words just seem to be a blur.... Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex.... anyone else horny???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrGuy 0 #47 October 17, 2006 I have nothing against hookers...just like I have nothing against video poker, etc... Whatever floats your boat. Never known any, as far as I know, but I do, however, think its probably a crumby, sad life. As for the "johns"...that is really something I could never understand. You're risking all kinds of creepy-crawlies and killer desease...for what? yuck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #48 October 17, 2006 QuoteQuote surprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it wooooohoooooo are you having hot monkey sex??? I really need to step away from this thread.... The only thing I'm reading is "Tits, Dicks, Sex" all the other words just seem to be a blur.... Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex.... anyone else horny???? g Dunno about the monkey sex, but I have had this thing for tits and guppie lately.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #49 October 17, 2006 Joke em if they cant take a Fuck!!! One of my all time favorite quotes: I don’t pay them for Sex, I pay them to LEAVE when I am done!! And anyone that thinks I am serious in this thread A) Clearly doesn’t know me And B) Can kiss my Ass.. (And yes, If you do it well enough, I will pay you to leave too when you are done!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #50 October 17, 2006 For some reason this thread makes me think of the popular addage used when referring to single girls at dropzones; "You have to wait your turn.""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
