NWFlyer 2 #1 January 27, 2007 This one is just begging for some Bonfire creativity."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #2 January 27, 2007 "The heimlich manuever: As performed south of the equator." www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 January 27, 2007 I've heard of safe sex, but this is ridiculous.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #4 January 27, 2007 Is it me or do you smell something funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 January 27, 2007 "Do these pants make my butt look big?" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #6 January 27, 2007 I'll squeeze, but I won't sniff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 January 27, 2007 "Wait wait..........check the Kama Sutra. I think we are doing something wrong." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #8 January 27, 2007 You put the Ipod Mini WHERE?!?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #9 January 27, 2007 God, please don't let him fart...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 January 27, 2007 God, please don't let him shit his pants right now! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #11 January 27, 2007 The more appealing way to apply Vic's VapoRub Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 January 27, 2007 Is this what you meant by Dirt Diving the routine? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #14 January 27, 2007 "Sonofabitch, you just farted !" Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greybeard 0 #15 January 27, 2007 Good foreplay move Krisann, try turning him over for extended stimulation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #16 January 27, 2007 "RIIIIIICCCCOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAA!"www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 January 27, 2007 " Can ya hear me NOW?! " ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #18 January 27, 2007 "Senora, in America, brown-nosing is just an expression..."Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 January 27, 2007 "...maybe the judge will think we did this on purpose..." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #20 January 27, 2007 "Despite valiant efforts by the competition, still holding all-time last place: Tonya Harding."Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #21 January 28, 2007 well...no gold medal this time!"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #22 January 28, 2007 I DONT KNOW!!! The book said this would feel good!_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #23 January 28, 2007 How you like that piledriver, bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 January 28, 2007 I think i should get a puppy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #25 January 28, 2007 lady- "man my ass is cold" man- "your ass is cold?", why'd you pick the ice rink to pose for funny pictures? how do you think my head feels?"diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites