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base_nz 0
Its an awesome experience.... Done a six way and a four way naked ....so much fun and tight stack up at the door always brings some worried looks
Just remember to check your plumbs befor you pull.... the LAST thing you want is a nut to be tucked under a leg strap!!!!!!!!
.....And you thought Kiwis couldn't fly!!!!
QuoteIts an awesome experience.... Done a six way and a four way naked ....so much fun and tight stack up at the door always brings some worried looks
Just remember to check your plumbs befor you pull.... the LAST thing you want is a nut to be tucked under a leg strap!!!!!!!!
That hurts just thinking about it!!! Did you learn this bit of wisdom from experience?!!
base_nz 0
thankfully no!!!!!......Got told just before getting in the plane by one of my old jump masters he said that he had been on a nude jump and one of the guys lost a nut when he opened
.... Not sure if he was serious but you can be damn sure i was holding the boys out the way when i deployed!!!!
.....And you thought Kiwis couldn't fly!!!!
ltdiver 3
There USED to be a hilarious video posted about here. Don't know where it went. If anyone knows please enlighten this dear fellow...
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Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
base_nz 0
Forget riser slap!!!!
.....And you thought Kiwis couldn't fly!!!!
ryoder 1,393
QuoteI followed an 8 way naked jump out a few years ago at the ECSC Memorial Day Beach Boogie for someone's 1000th jump. To my surprise, no one's mouse was hanging out of their house...it was more like turtle heads retracted back in their shell... spanky no.....shrinkage yes
Bolas was on this jump, so I'm sure he'll be happy to enlighten you
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ltdiver 3
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Forget riser slap!!!!
Okay, I think I found it. Thanks Youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT1mGjXitQU&NR=1
ltdiver
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
DFWAJG 4
QuoteDone 2 nekkid jumps. Go for it. Very freeing experience.
hmmmmm..... I recall there is a pic around here of something that resembles that remark....now where is it...Oh Krisanne!
QuoteI was thinking about a naked jump in my future but one thing is preventing me. Guys: how bad does 120+ winds hurt on your junk? I would imagine it would be really painful and you would get free sterilization with your first naked skydive
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. Does this scenario sound about right?Its fine. Even if you freefly.
Bolas 5
When tracking off, look out for vidiots backflying below.
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If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
buff 0
Hit up ElJosh (AKA RUBY). He can fill you in on his nude jump with snow all over and ground temps of 29F. Far as I know, he's okay execpt for the whole sitting while peeing thing.
It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
ElJosh 0
QuoteHit up ElJosh (AKA RUBY). He can fill you in on his nude jump with snow all over and ground temps of 29F. Far as I know, he's okay execpt for the whole sitting while peeing thing.
This is true! The air at alt was like 10F. It sucked when the door was first open, but after that I was pretty much giggling like an Asian school girl. (thats for you buff) No pain on my little guy though it did take a while for that turtle to stick his little head back out.
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Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
Anyone have experience with a hoop piercing while skydiving? Thats the only thing im worried about...
smile, be nice, enjoy life
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Genn 0
QuoteAnyone have experience with a hoop piercing while skydiving? Thats the only thing im worried about...
Yes- twice. Never had a problem.
turtlespeed 212
QuoteI was thinking about a naked jump in my future but one thing is preventing me. Guys: how bad does 120+ winds hurt on your junk? I would imagine it would be really painful and you would get free sterilization with your first naked skydive
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Oh and I would suggest being VERY proficient in standing up your landings.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Oh and I would suggest being VERY proficient in standing up your landings.
...and don't scream (from happiness) when you land in someone's yard. People tend to catch you then...
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Dumpster 0
SansSuit should be chiming in here any moment - I understand he's got some considerable experience in this area..........
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QuoteIts an awesome experience.... Done a six way and a four way naked ....so much fun and tight stack up at the door always brings some worried looks
Just remember to check your plumbs befor you pull.... the LAST thing you want is a nut to be tucked under a leg strap!!!!!!!!
A LINEOVER IS [U]ALWAYS[/U] BETTER THAN A BALL UNDER!!![/RED]
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
it's chilly at altitude... unless you're hung like mandingo, I doubt you have anything to worry about. I was worried about the same thing. I learned...
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
I have two nice, sunny, California-summer naked jumps, both of which even had some attractive ladies on them.
Of course, all that luck ran out this summer when I did the pictured naked jump.
We were told there was light rain at altitude, so we went for it. I wish I knew where the video footage was, because I opened the door and screamed "Oh fuck, the rain hurts!"
Come to find out on climbout it wasn't rain, but hail. The hail lasted til about 7,000 feet, where it turned to rain (usually painful, now a welcome sensation). The rain hung around til about 4,000, where it turned back into the warm, dry weather everybody on the ground was experiencing.
Oh, and this was a night jump.
So as far as I can tell, we are the only people to have done a 3-way naked night jump through hail and rain. Hard to tell by the picture, but we also all looked like we had chicken pox. I can safely say that this is one of the most painful experiences of my life.
Lesson learned? Keep jumping with the ladies is the warm California summer sky (Although I think I was on one of Monkey's 2 mentioned naked jumps... what an honor!).
Edit to add the close-up of my buddie's arm....
Of course, all that luck ran out this summer when I did the pictured naked jump.
We were told there was light rain at altitude, so we went for it. I wish I knew where the video footage was, because I opened the door and screamed "Oh fuck, the rain hurts!"
Come to find out on climbout it wasn't rain, but hail. The hail lasted til about 7,000 feet, where it turned to rain (usually painful, now a welcome sensation). The rain hung around til about 4,000, where it turned back into the warm, dry weather everybody on the ground was experiencing.
Oh, and this was a night jump.
So as far as I can tell, we are the only people to have done a 3-way naked night jump through hail and rain. Hard to tell by the picture, but we also all looked like we had chicken pox. I can safely say that this is one of the most painful experiences of my life.
Lesson learned? Keep jumping with the ladies is the warm California summer sky (Although I think I was on one of Monkey's 2 mentioned naked jumps... what an honor!).
Edit to add the close-up of my buddie's arm....
It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye
I followed an 8 way naked jump out a few years ago at the ECSC Memorial Day Beach Boogie for someone's 1000th jump. To my surprise, no one's mouse was hanging out of their house...it was more like turtle heads retracted back in their shell... spanky no.....shrinkage yes
Bolas was on this jump, so I'm sure he'll be happy to enlighten you
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