ElJosh

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    Skydive San Marcos
  • License
    B
  • Licensing Organization
    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    3
  • Years in Sport
    12
  • First Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Freeflying
  1. Josh- First let me thank you on recognizing Patrick Swayze. That stuff is internet gold right there. Secondly, lets not sugar coat it. I think I said something along the lines of what I stated above in a previous post. I like his vision just not his path and that I had no ill will towards him. I wouldn't wish that tragic event on anyone.... PS: TWIN TRIP SOON! PPS: Martin, you gave me the worst mental picture imaginable... Yes on Twin Falls As for my comment I was laying blame on the incident. It's a tragic and I agree with Nat's statement. I don't Know Wes and the only time I've heard about him was on the opening day. My point being that when I asked you who he was, I only remember saying good things about him. It's how you are. Unlike me where I talk smack about someone I don't know to someone, who I also don't know, only to discover that they are friends. (Eloy) I got to give it to you though, I can't think of anything more undesirable than serving in any position within USPA. Just my opinion, that said you'd be great at it. "I'm Ron Burgandy?" DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  2. This is one of the most ridiculous things that I have ever heard. I have know Jeremy for years and he doesn't have a clandestine bone in his body. He is selfless and only cares about spreading the love of his passions with others. I mean did everyone just miss the amazing Patrick Swayze meme he just graced us with? Since everyone here is being unappreciative, I will go ahead and say "thank you Jeremy for you magnanimous gift of Swayze." Seriously Jeremy is one of the most talented and knowledgeable jumpers I know. On top of that he humble and has absolutely no ego. In fact I was with Jeremy when the incident happened at Wes' DZ. He had nothing but great things to say about you. My personal opinion is that if you think that you could do better than Jeremy then get off your tail and put your name on a ballot. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  3. You were well loved by so many of us Skip. Always fun to jump with no matter how crappy it went. Your "at least we got some air" attitude will be missed. I still can't believe this happened. Damn Damn Damn Make sure you get to organizing some all KS zoo loads for us in heaven. BS ~Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  4. I'll tell you right now that I know mcordell personally and it is pointless to try and argue with him. He is right no matter what you say. This attitude keeps me off of whatever load he is on. He was a cop once but as far as I know that isn't the case anymore. Even if he is still and officer of the law the last place he was at before getting "asked to leave" was in a small suburb of a small mid-west town.
  5. I think that you need to revert to toggle monkey status. That or you could man up and jump my canopy. I keed I keed ~Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  6. ElJosh

    Silent Movies

    Some shows rely completely on this principle, Family Guy comes to mind. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  7. Ordained and in. Anyone nabbed DS#149 yet? DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  8. I get goose bumps when I pee. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  9. No crap! The Joe Dirt girl is fine! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  10. :3:3 First: Trip to Skydive Dallas Jump on a 9-cell canopy (Safire 149) I am in love successful hybrid (sorry Buff hehe) Only got to jump on Sunday and only made 3 but it was well worth the trip. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  11. See I've thought about posting here but then why would I do that? There are already pictures out there some where of me walking around one of the parties at Couch Freaks for about an hour. If you really want to see me naked just come to freaks next this year. Or you can just join me on a snow Winter's day. http://www.dropzone.com/videos/Detailed/120.html DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  12. I've got what's called a Frenum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenum_piercing Did it when I turned 18 just to be different. It's just what I did in those days. That was 10 years ago and it's the only piercing that I have left. As far as why would someone do that to themselves, it's not nearly as bad as you think. I had my nipples done and that fucking hurt. Bad! the frenum didn't hurt at all. The hardest part about a Frenum is the no sex or masturbation for 2 weeks. That's like climbing mt Everest for an 18 year old. It makes things a little pleasurable for me but I can't really say much from the ladies perspective. About half can say that they can tell I have it and the other say they couldn't feel the piercing. Either way almost all of them show an interest in it once behind closed doors. That is most likely due to the taboo nature of it. The same principle applies when people find out your a skydiver. In my everyday wear I dress and look plain and conservative. Once someone finds out I skydive they are shocked and say "Man, and here I thought you were a smart guy?" or follow me around like a puppy because it's the coolest thing ever! It's cultural taboo to jump out of a plane. It's cultural taboo to ram a foreign object into once genitals and just leave it there. Really just one and the same, people are either intrigued or disgusted. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw If I slept with her, I'd cry or hang myself. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  14. The Holy Bible..... Just to clarify, as in NOT the Mormos 'other' testament of Jesus Christ.... The one translated by King James... and the other 'translations such as... NLV, NKJV, NIV etc. Clicketh FYI as a Mormon I also read the Holy Bible oh and it's the King James Translation. The Book of Mormon & The Doctrine and Covenant are seperate books. What's your big hang up on Mormons anyways? Did you get turned down by one? I would offer you ice cream and hugs to ease the sting but then you would have to get close to *gasp* a Mormon! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  15. :1:1/2 Playing with the Army all weekend so I couldn't make it out till late Sunday. Found some jumpers and talked em into a last min jump. Half a case for making my first jump in uniform. No way that's a full on first price. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.