jceman 1 #1 August 17, 2008 from her email titled "yesterday I couldn't even spell AFF instructor..." -- "...and now I are one!!!" She passed Jay Stokes' course and is ready to be loosed on the world. WTG Lisa, from all your fans. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 August 17, 2008 Her, her ... "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #3 August 17, 2008 Yup, I got the text message telling me she passed. Now the fun really beginsBTW, does Lisa being an AFF instructor mean she'll post more in the Instructor's threads? May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 August 17, 2008 Congrats Lisa very cool You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 August 17, 2008 Congratulations!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #6 August 17, 2008 The magical powers of "The Rack" continue to amaze......there's nothing those puppies can't accomplish. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #7 August 17, 2008 Quote Her, her ... fuck her .... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 August 18, 2008 Hey, Maybe she could teach Futredivot how to skydive then.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #9 August 18, 2008 Congrats Bytch, I'm proud of you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #10 August 18, 2008 congrats!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 August 18, 2008 Way to go Lisa! CONGRATS!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 August 18, 2008 Quote Hey, Maybe she could teach Futredivot how to skydive then. She's an AFF instructor, not a miracle worker. Lisa ~ congrats...but i thought you were already an AFF instructor. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #13 August 18, 2008 Lisa, You are a friend and mentor!! When I was brand new to sport I was greeted with open arms cause I new someone at the DZ. Words can not explain how much I appreciate Avg Joes and your's time and effort in making me a better skydiver and coach. (Hell how many folks on student status get to do a 4 -point 4 way on their 13th jump anyway ) Congrats bytch, now post the photo!!!!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #14 August 18, 2008 Thanks you guys! Quote but i thought you were already an AFF instructor. Nope. It's the rating I decided I wanted shortly after I started jumping, but I never thought I was good enough to go try to earn it. And earn it I did. The course was definitely the hardest thing I've done so far in the sport. Very challenging skydives and plenty of opportunities to mindfuck myself - and I did a good job of mindfucking myself for the first couple days. A couple hours after the attached pic was taken I was sitting in the loading area ready to go up with my first "real" AFF student, a Cat A who had just done the FJC. And then we went on wind hold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #15 August 18, 2008 Congrats!!!! for you!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #16 August 18, 2008 I see Yong was there, was she evaluating? I was her AFF Instructor when she started skydiving . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #17 August 18, 2008 CONGRATS LISA! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #18 August 18, 2008 Quote I see Yong was there, was she evaluating? Yup! You didn't do a very good job of teaching her, we had to pull for her on every jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 August 18, 2008 Nice hair too Lisa You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 August 18, 2008 Way to respresent by wearing your SDC shirt!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 August 18, 2008 Quote Quote Hey, Maybe she could teach Futredivot how to skydive then. She's an AFF instructor, not a miracle worker. Lisa ~ congrats...but i thought you were already an AFF instructor. Miracles can be worked by AFF instructors, just ask them, they'll tell you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 August 18, 2008 Alright Lisa, I so know how it feels! Congratulations! I'll be up in a week or two to pick up my rig so I'll bring a celebratory something!! Yeeehaaaaaaa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #23 August 19, 2008 Hooray for Lisa. Huray at last. Hurrah for Lisa, she's a horse's ass.... Quote Quote Her, her ... fuck her .... Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #24 August 19, 2008 Congratulations Lisa!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
